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Fragen:
Wie mache ich ein schönes Selfie?
Welchen Hintergrund soll ich wählen?
Soll ich Tinder/Lovoo/Grindr Bilder posten?
Soll ich auch mal eine Trap anschreiben?
>>677439034
>Wie mache ich ein schönes Selfie?
>Welchen Hintergrund soll ich wählen?
>Soll ich Tinder/Lovoo/Grindr Bilder posten?
>Soll ich auch mal eine Trap anschreiben?
boah alter............
>tfw ich mal wirklich ALLES am aufräumen bin
nicht nur so oberflächliche scheiße, sondern wirklich jahre alte unterlagen sortiere und aussortiere. Glaube mein halbes Regal ist danach leer.
feelsgoodman
>>677439287
>2016
>hat keine Putze
kek
Alter vor Schönheit
>>677439009
>>677439009
>>677439009
>>677439667
Solange meine Fragen beantwortet werden.
hey /b/. I really want to get Space Engineer but I'm a fucking poorfag. Any rich anon willing to buy it? I'd be very grateful.
>>677437474
Good game. Bump for you
I would have, but you didn't post your account.
>>677437474
totally forgot it. my steam: steamcommunity.com/id/lordredrain
>>677437776
THAT B8
How do I hide the fact that I'm Jewish?
I've literally adopted every stereotypical personality trait, and I'm the butt of every joke, meaning no gf.
how was your shabbos, fellow jew?
Dont be Jewish.
>>677439642
get a canister off zyklon-b, go into a closet and open it up with you in it.
theres no way to avoid it. you're a dirty jew, with dirty jew traits. you're covetous and scheming and you should be deleted.
>>677439642
The only way is to, you know. You know.
>>677436800
ouch
i like where this is going
u asked 4 it
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What do they have candy for em when they are done. This is some sick shit to do whit kids!
moar.
>>677440161
Shhhh
>>677440161
show me what you got.
>>677440161
Jealous?
haha you are smal dude
>>677439422
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid....
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>>677438667
Are you 135 lbs?
>>677438667
Of what?
>>677439726
You seem heavily butthurt, lad
If Hitler was Hitler today, and Hitler cloning machine. You hold world hostage with Hitler Clone Hitler Unlimited Hitler. What hold hostage with exchange for Hitler Hitler?
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>>677439261
You make a gr8 point m90
Broasting in epic dread
I'm just wondering why those blokes are sticking their fingers up at a dog
>your english
>my sides
Nudes anyone?
>>677439963
Who Wouldnt Love some?
>>677439963
Hold up what's the catch?
>>677439963
that's some top level MS Paint right there
Definitely, you're perfect!
true that
.
>>677439993
doesn't count if you have interesting things to say
What are the advantages of being a namefag? I am considering becoming one.
>>677440241
there's no benefits
>>677440106
but sometimes you're just showering people with too much personal info and they also have their problems and stuff
>>677440241
you make great friends for life. Maybe even get to meet them IRL and go to the movies or something
10/10 teens getting fucked
>>677439909
OP hasn't stated if the teens has to be legal or underage, therefore expect CP.
>>677440062
Du elender hurensohn geh dich vergraben
ONLY LEGAL TEENS 18+
post all cp for
ITT: eyebrow raising images
>>677440053
>>677440181
Would put my penis inside her
Fluffy abuse thread
hit me with some cool movies i probably haven't seen... just something with a really interesting plot that will keep me entertained (not too many boring parts). GO!
A Serbian film
>>677437330
LOL i've heard about that one...not sure if srs :p
You'll love it, put your unconditional trust in an anon.
Dogma
>>677437397
Honestly the movie is quite good in my opinion, it has an interesting argument, the acting is good and it has a powerful message. I didn't expect to enjoy it that much. It not suitable for everyone though, some heavy shit happens in that movie.
Also I recommend some movies if you haven't seen them yet:
- Accepted is a fun movie with, again, a powerful message, it's great if you just want to chill and eat some popcorn and drink some soda and have some nice laughs
- Noroi the Curse is probably the scariest movie I've seen, and it's hard to scare me.
- Guardians of the Galaxy is one of my favorite films ever, recommended to everyone
- the Ip-man saga, it has some awesome fight scenes
- Lord of War
- Peaceful Warrior
- The wolf of Wall Street
Goodbye /b/ Im taking these sleeping pills and some vodka, wish me luck.
>>677440277
you got dubs ! why would you go ?
fuck yourself beta fgt
sleep tight nothing is gonna happen.. taking 7 sleeping pills will make you go to sleep. Drinking vodka on that will also make you sleep
That's not enough
>>677440277
see you later op
Sup /b/
Caught this bumblebee, and I want to drown it by filling the jar with liquid and completely sealing the top.
Dubs decide what kind of liquid that is.
Also watch is time stamp.
Your blood
Semen
>>677440499
>>677440502
Welp. All options have been suggested.
>>677440406
Bleach. Don't even fill it up to the top, just fill it to like 10^ and let the fumes do the work.
>>677440499
do it faggot
>wake up
>see this
wat do?
>>677437014
run fast
deny everything
>>677437360
Why?
>>677437014
throw kiddo out of the window
praise the sun....
wait that´s a gurl isnt it....?!
Ask a girl who is giving up burning coal to return to the white side anything.
what are talking about?
wtf is burning coal
Tits with timestamp or GTFO
You're a nigger loving Jew with dreads; let the niggers have you cunt.
kill yourself nigger lover
Deutscher Faden mit den Grenzen von 1914.
Fragen:
Kant oder Bentham?
Heily oder Comic?
/b/ oder /int/?
>>677439009
>Kant oder Bentham?
bentham sagt mir nichts
>Heily oder Comic?
haley
>/b/ oder /int/?
b
>>677439009
/int/,eindeutig
Scheiss /b/sylanten
>>677439009
Bamp
Mehr Fragen:
Wie mache ich ein schönes Selfie?
Welchen Hintergrund soll ich wählen?
Soll ich Tinder/Lovoo/Grindr Bilder posten?
Soll ich auch mal eine Trap anschreiben?
Ok leute ich habs satt. Die zeit des wartens hat ein Einde. Der /int/ faden wird jetzt richtig gefickt. Wir müssen einen Schlachtplan ausarbeiten und ich brauche euch alle. Wenn ich sage alle, dann mein ich auch alle (keine traps). Bin natürlich der leiter der Operation: /int/ spinnt. Ihr könnt mich xXaljoscha nennen oder einfach nur x. Hab noch einige Posten zu vergeben, welche in absprache mit mir besetzt werden können. Das wars fürs erste.
1 update: die ersten posten sind besetzt und der feind ahnt noch garnichts. Reife Leistung jungs. Allerdings muss der schlachtplan...
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nude story thread!
post nude pic and story about how you taken/stolen it (iphone dump, spy pic etc)
pic not very related, spy pics from another thread
My friend left his phone charging in my laptop while he went to the toilet.
I imported all pics and vids from his phone to my laptop and when he left i went through all his pics and vids to find the good stuff of his GF.
Thoughts?
>>677438944
nice find and nice story! very exciting!
>>677438944
nice tits, more?
>>677438944
Cringe beta nr 1. Well done sir, Today op was also a faggot
>>677438944
>>677439311
>set computer to auto download from connected devices
>invite friends around
>offer to charger their phones
>???
>profit
How the fuck is this possible?
>>677438549
>>677438549
You put the sausage in water and wait for it to be soft.. when it has been soft your get your spaghetti sticks(BEFORE YOU HEAT IT UP WITH WATER) because it is hard it will then be able to go through the sausage and then to soften the spaghetti, you soak it in hot water... TADA
>>677438549
you're supposed to say 'how the fuck is this EVEN possible' when posting this pasta
>>677438673
exactly.
