So, I've logged into a LaserJet printer that I don't own.
69 chooses the image that I print 100 times.
tubgirl
Post any pedo greentext stories you have
>Go to YMCA
>family showers
>see naked 4 year old
>grow up to be a pedophile.
>>690994733
Did you look in the mirror as a kid?
>>690994733
Is there like a pedo scale or is it just 100% all the way ?
>>690994733
not pedo but jews are involved
>Be me
>Be nigger
>Be Jewish
>Live in ghetto
>Notice that niggas aren't motivated
>They seem to have something along the lines of what other jews call ADD
>icangetshekels.jpg
>Set up supply chain for pseudo using human proxies and dumbass niggers
>Make meth
>Open up calcium pills, replace calcium with meth
>Now I need to tell them why they need my shit
>Go to the shire pharmaceuticals website
>Support Israel sticker in upper right
>mfw
>Grab every marketing poster they have for adderall
>Open up my pirated copy of photoshop
>Put hentai on posters so they get circulated
>niggasdon'tknowaboutmyhentai
>Replace "adderall" with stupid shit like "niggerall"
>jewingintensifies.jpg
>Have extremely simple distribution system
>Anybody interested talks to a dealer
>Dealers don't carry product on them
>Customers give delivery address and pay up front
>Deliver the "medication" at random times using random kids who are being payed $10 to deliver the stuff
>Feeling especially Jewish that night
>Go to synagogue
>Halfway through the meeting ask where all the scheming is
>Turns out they don't actually do that
>Get thrown out and beat up by Jews with canes
>Contact ADL
>My story goes national because I'm black
>They omit the schemes though
>i dindu nuffin
>Obama blames it on climate change
>mfw never been caught
>>690995468
I think it's a scale. Inversely proportional to how young you desire.
10 being the worst I'm a 2.
>I like 12-14 yo
Waifu claiming thread.
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>>691017067
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
AIDS
>>691024042
Far superior to the anime, yes.
Affirming existence.
>ITT
We describe games poorly
>Go into a dungeon
>Things are fine
>Party members get hit by critical attacks over and over
>Can't avoid it
>Everyone died
>Oh.
>>691017501
>be plumber
>have plumber brother
>we're super
>my name is mario
> spawn a character
> be in a team full of retards
> try not to be a retard
> fail
> cry
>>691017501
Dankest Dungeon?
>>691017808
Overwatch probably
ASK THE GREAT 8-BALL ANYTHING!
She like me or nah
>>691028271
thanks man!
>>691028271
top kek. and I thought it wouldnt be legit. can confirm that this shit is legit. now i have to eat moms spaghetti
>>691028271
Best video ever
>>691028271
I jizzed in my pants at the very thought of this video
>>691028271
amazing d00d
YLYL God tier.
>>691013068
This is pointless without the audio. Google "Scott Sterling". Also, welcome to 2013, son.
>>691013068
No matter how many times I tell myself "You've seen this already. You know what's going to happen" this one always gets me.
what does YLYL mean?
Pics you shouldnt share bread
Is there more of this girl?
Gf. Moar?
>>691015009
Moar tits
Ah fuck 10:00pm, time to open this fucker up. Welcome to Club Kek, 4chan's most exclusive night club! Ugh, why do I give a shit, you fuckers know what this is.
>singles get their shit kicked by the bouncer and get to go to Club Cuck
>dubs get in
>trips gets VIP
>quads gets VIP and free bottles all night
>quints owns the place
>sexts and above Omar Mateen all the faggots in the club
Post your dankest memes when you get in or you get bounced, pussys.
roll
hol up fucker , let me in or the goat will pay.
>>691016870
No weapons allowed asswipe, back of the line
Loli bread cont
anyone ever been almost or entirely caught browsing loli by a significant other/parents?
what happened?
any stories?
faces of /b/
Guess my age.
Fuck it
https://www.instagram.com/xokirstysky/
>>691010854
o shit, i thought the artist formerly known as prince was kill
ITT: we make broad assumptions about each others lives based on hand pics
do your worst faggots
>>691017186
You have a 3 pack of katanas.
Your hand looks like you shoved nail clippers up your ass, got them stuck in there, reached inside your asshole to retreive them, couldn't get them and then didn't wash his shit infested hands for 3 weeks.
>>691017564
Angsty teen.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qJfGW0lySrE
This Woman is calling out everyone who participated in the raid and promising to "educate us" should we educate her about basic biology?
>>691015393
time 2 troll xDDDD
First for loli demons
can we get 25k dislikes
>>691015393
That ain't a woman...
Pics you said you would never share
>>691015074
post moar
Trap thread is approaching
Seek shelter immediately
>>691011257
Nice faggot
CAN I BE OUT OF LINE
CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER
no
no
delet this
Dubs decides continued
full body nude with face?
first
>>691020679
Nice Udders
>>691020766
fuckin nigger
Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can ask for a tarot reading from me.
>GETs can be donated to others.
>Leave a name and a junior shrine maiden will deliver a fortune cookie if you don't GET.
>Patience and love! Hang around if you GET and remind me. You may be waiting a while depending on how many requests I have.
>Keep internet/avatar drama out of the shrine, please.
bump
Got a notification, neat.
-J
>>691010579
Will I find someone I love and if so who,thanks wise maiden
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>691008645
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Miho claimed
Draw Thread
Let's dick around in flash for a bit
taking requests
takin requests
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