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Lets get them bikinis out ladies
>>673056519
Continue
>>673056519
JESUS FUCK WHERE DOES SHE GET ALL THESE WONDERFUL TITS
>>673056519
sup /b/
People say I got a cool / deep voice and I got a new Blue yeti mic
I'll be taking requests for just about anything
If it's something long be patient
Other anons are encouraged to join in
"Onii-chan, it's too big"
Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew.
Chocolate rain cover
I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
>>673038756
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13vJNu2jJvm
>>673038801
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18oWaJQtqbj
>>673038822
>>673038983
hold on
s/fur thread
spammers can fuck off edition
sup in here?
.bump
There you go again Bernie, making people seem like the victims of their own voluntary choices and then trying to "save" them from themselves by forcing one side to change their side of what originally was a mutually agreed upon arrangement.
Thats not enough though. You have to take your self-serving intentional misunderstanding of the reality of the situatuon and try convincing those that are easy to convince that your skewed and now manipulatively innacurate perspective is true... so here's the correction... what the reality actually is.
Most banks
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From his subconscience's point of view, the adoration of a young generation that look at themselves as revolutionaries when that's what Bernie has always looked up to and wanted to be since his own college activism days must feel nice. Getting that support recorded as votes and getting to live off that political and social love when nothing else worked as a career must feel great too. Who doesn't like the feeling of millions of people validating what you believe and have to say and thus having their self-worth maintained, let alone boosted extravagantly? Who doesn't...
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Intellectuals don't stay consistent on the things they are wrong about. They scrutinize what they believe on their own and re-scrutinize what they believe when offered contrary information and they correct themselves. What non-intellectuals are right about are due to their life long biases steering them in certain ideological directions, not from a competence in reasoning.
Having your heart in the right place doesn't matter at all if what you're going to do about it is completely backwards. It only shows that what he puts before the thing he presumably...
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The banks are evil, this makes me like him more.
>>673041740
How does it feel to be fat and nigger. 'murican?
>>673041740
In this logic, forcing people to use a safety belt while driving a car is bullshit
Yall faggots should post your awesome desktop wallpapers NOW!!!!!
also, 12th post will be dubs, check 'em
>>673048704
do you have this in 1920x1080 by chance?
There's a whole board for this you faggot. Go there with your fresh out of middle school pics.
>>673048789
you can probably find one if you image search it
contribution 1
My reaction folder is going stale
Reaction tread
Daily TayTay Swizzle thread 2.0.
Song Of The Day: Shake It Off https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfW lot6h_JM
TAYTAY VULT
TayTay cleavage.
let's do it lads
TAYTAY VULT
>>673055304
Ave Olivia
Ave Meredith
>>673055520
You weren't here before were you?
post your best porn webm. God tier
>>673036870
rule 34 bread!
Weird pic thread?
Weird pic thread.
>>673042339
POLICE! SHOW ME YOUR SINGLES AND YOURE FREE TO GO!
>>673049359
Check em
im good
FUKKIN CRAKA I DINDU NUFFIN
Fuck da popo
nothing to see here
Yeay or Nay ITT : we post a non-nude of a girl. Anon then decide to post nudes or not. 3 votes get.
post nudes!
nudes
Post em
>>673039828
don't
>>673039828
do it
Welp, I did it /b/ros
I told my friend that I love her. And that I wanted to be more than just friends. I sent her my favorite love song and told her it can be our song now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2d sGeGzxTs
What ever happens, you Bros helped me do this. I don't care if she declines or says yes. I just care that I finally did something I've be scared to do for awhile. Thanks guys
holy shit, you went full fucking force bro
'wouldnt it be funny if this was our wedding song?'
creepy as fuck, yo.
You dun fucked m80
>>673053703
me and her are really good friends, we always have been. i think shell like it
>>673053539
end it now fam
>>673053539
You made me cringe so hard I got hemorrhoids.
Deutschland ! Faden!
Was ging heute so?
Kekse oder Kuchen?
Habt ihr Pflanzen?
Lieber in der Wüste oder Dschungel leben?
>>673042292
>Was ging heute so?
Ich Hasse Andreas.
>Kekse oder Kuchen?
Kekse.
>Habt ihr Pflanzen?
Nein.
>Lieber in der Wüste oder Dschungel leben?
Wüste.
Fick Dich Andreas! Ich bin der König @/b
>>673042747
>Fick Dich Andreas! Ich bin der König @/b
Ziemlich Große Fresse! Ich würde mal lieber kleine Brötchen backen hier!
>>673042292
>Was ging heute so?
Zahnarzt, einkaufen und Fitnessstudio. Wurde im Studio angelächelt :^)
>Kekse oder Kuchen?
Kuchen
>Habt ihr Pflanzen?
Habe ein paar in der Wohnung.
>Lieber in der Wüste oder Dschungel leben?
Wüste
>>673042292
>Was ging heute so?
Nichts besonderes
>Kekse oder Kuchen?
Beides. Am liebsten yellow cake.
>Habt ihr Pflanzen?
Ja
>Lieber in der Wüste oder Dschungel leben?
Wüste natürlich. Im Dschungel gibts kein Öl.
>>673043562
Du bist also OP! Danke! Anzahl Poster checkem Newfagg
s/fur thread!
no spam edition!
hi guys
checking in
non-porn webms
>>673049064
story?
>>673049064
Thats scary as fuck..
>>673049064
>>673049233
Once upon a time, a bald guy got stuck in a cave. He drowned. The end.
Also, check'd.
>>673049064
Nope
s/fur thread
dick free edition
bamp
Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>Most important: Have fun!
Tenryuu claimed. The most beautiful and stubborn waifu here.
Remember: If woman can vote, then the country will
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Sanya Claimed~
>>673045714
Neko on the first post!
Claimed.
>>673045859
And I'm out.
Thanks for the thread, guys.
What's weighing /b/ down? Lets do this.
I feel trapped in my relationship; all she does is look for problems where there are none, complain and nag at me, and start arguments.
But I can't afford to live alone and can't stand the live in a house share again.
This is never what I wanted.
My bf is all I have. I am estranged from my family, and have no more close friends. I'm afraid of being too clingy.
>>673036862
Pic related. I know she still loves me, and it's been almost a year or something since the breakup, but she been playing super hard to get. It's like listen, I know we both want each other, and we are both aware of the amount of pain we both went through when we lost each other, so how about we stop fighting and fuck already?
>>673036862
I fucking wanna stab that lying bitch in the back, but not worth the fucking prison time.
Got a test tommorow. studied really hard but will fail once again.
>>673045805
And win the British lottery.
>>673045842
And, win 2016.
>>673045881
AND, WIN LIFE and be successful!
>>673045928
I once had a life. This curse took it.
>>673045971
I must be in the matrix, this is unreal...
>>673046010
This is a lonely thread. Everyone sees my pain.
