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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
What's the most productive thing you've done today?
I jerked off after getting home from a graveyard shift, took a shower right after and jerked of lf a second time before laying down to sleep
Masterbate twice
Just masterbated a third time to beat those two other guys
Jerked off a fourth time just now.
Changed oil in car, cleaned bathroom, went to work.
Odd = Fap
Even = Sleep
>>703712451
The dude abides
>>703712451
Roll
roll
rolling
>>703712451
Rolling 1/1
amateurs sucking dick/getting facials
Bumperino
/b/ Hunger Games: a lovely trip to Mexico
Taking 48 tributes, so be patient.
>>703718890
Boy scout
Dmx
adam lanza
>>703718890
Pedo Nigger
Temmie
Anyone here ever been cheated on or cheated?
My best friend had his girlfriend cheat on him with one of his best friends, he shipped off to base training, the two cheaters broke up and BOTH want him back, have been posting on social media constantly about how they fucked up and want him back as a boyfriend and a best friend, He doesn't know this and is coming home in two weeks, gonna be interesting
>>703696805
Slept with a good friend's wife when I was younger. Me and the chick had a history from high school, never fucked though. We were friends, then she wanted to hang out at some point, thought it was innocent, she ended up "netflix and chilling" me without me realizing what was going on. I was really naive about it, then she started grabbing and i couldn't stop myself at that point. Lost a good friend, apparently he still asks about me to another friend, but I have no idea what to say to him.
>>703697535
good story. was it worth it?
>>703696805
I thought that was Bailey in the thumbnail
>>703697836
Looking back, probably not, but she was the best blowjob I have ever had by far. It was one of those "one that got away" things that I ended up with. He was sort of a dick about it to be honest, he knew I had a thing with her before, then goes and hits on her later when I see her again right when she gets back in town, she left for a few years.
Yes, I cheated on my ex girlfriend when she started going crazy because I was away for 2 months because of work.She even called my boss and asked him when I'll be back home so she can surprise.Boss got really mad and so did I.So I cheated on her with a coworker,dumped her 4 days and got in a relationship with my coworker.
YLYL time niggers, Let's go!
I need friends
Draw thread
Draw things
request things
other
>>703716616
Don't bring logic into this shit, asshole.
>>703716357
Why does anybody draw like anything?
>>703716307
I like these threads
>>703716146
I'm talking about the sonic roleplay megaretards
Avaline still around? Any way I can contact you for a commission outside of 4chan?
>>703716278
ur a perv!
>>703716336
me too
>>703716363
my shit is good shit, best shit youve ever seen, my shit will build a wall
>>703716411
that dick has weird balls mang
COCK TRIBUTE THREAD:
Post pictures to get COCK Tributed (COCKED on) and do some requests yourself. Everyone contribute for a good thread.
PIC RELATED - I will fulfill a few requests so post the pics you want COCKED on
Cock pls
Cockadicock
Tribute her
R34?
Bump
Face it /b/, women want bigger dicks. They just won't admit it in public or to you if you're average. If they did, they'd be called sluts, whores, bitches, and worse. And if they did say it to their average boyfriend, they'd be seen as shallow and judgemental, or crushing on the male's ego. There's a lot of competing pressure on women. Just because they say size doesn't matter, doesn't mean that they think like that in private.
Girls want big 8"+ dicks. They're just better.
>>703705471
As an OP, I assume you feel the same way. You better get more lube.
>>703705471
Kek, that's around 10 cm, not 13 cm
This meme is pretty shit
>>703705471
>>703705471
What you say is true for 22% of women, those who fuck on a daily basis and have a loose vagina. There are lots of studies that show that best penis size is the one between 17,8 to 19 cms long. Larger penises than that would hurt a girl if completely inserted in a regular vagina.
9" here, its true sorry guys.
pics you've saved from anon and want more of
Need moar
>>703710184
more op?
>>703710430
ive got a decent amount of her nudes
Are there any medfags here who diagnose this?
>>703710866
Shes caught a case of the awesome
>>703710866
Looks like a terminal case of Lame Old White Lady
Girls with nice asses
>>703705116
She's so hot
http://l.copy.mx/owDw
http://l.copy.mx/DA3q
http://l.copy.mx/3iQ3
http://l.copy.mx/wylf
HER NUDES!
>>703705682
any asshole?
s/fur
>>703712160
I dunno, people are raised to think everyone has potential and everyone's gonna make it, but thats not how things actually work and there are losers.
>>703712677
Sadly so...
>>703712677
Would you mind if I ask you more personal questions? This way of thinking makes me very curious as to your family relations particularly whilst growing up.
Y'all ready?
Cant wait for your failure
Hunger Games, columbine edition
36 tributes.
Minimize roleplaying. 2 characters per franchise max.
>>703713416
Bad teacher
Nazi Soldier
Megumin
DoomGuy
Laura Bodewig
Let's start a dick rate thread, /b/. And go!
>>703693549
Nice shape and size.
Smooth, i like that
9.5/10
>>703693549
rate pls
Uncut ftw.
Fluffy thread now
I thought that fluffy threads died
>>703708254
Nearly. They are in the long and stubborn process of dying.
THE MEMEWAR HAS BEGUN. THERE SHALL BE NO PEPE LEFT BEHIND.
>>703712347
Where's the basket?
>>703712347
â–²
▲▲
TODAY THE MEMES WILL RISE
snapchat bread
Username haignxx anyone following?
Bump
>>703684793
more of this bitch
