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Is it wrong that i want to slam my own cousin? Bitch gets me throbbing
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Not at all I would "slam" her too. More pics ?
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Not really. My cousin went down on me when we were 18 at a family reunion. Almost turned into fucking, but we decided against it.

As long as you don't get her knocked up, thrust up inside of her my friend.
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>>702495759
pic related?
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Fucking your cousin is okay in my book, as long as can both pull it off without things getting weird.

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/b/ i need urgently your exquisite wisdom.

Tonight i'm having a hotel night with my gf. She has told me she's going to let me do her anyithing i want. Those are the items I have:

>Two strings
>Cuffs
>Vibrating Cockring
>Vibrating Plug
>A bandana to blindfold or use as gag.
>Lube
>Pheromone incense sticks.
>Rubber cockring.

Use your goddam imagination. I will note everything.

Thank You, /b/.
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>>702507958
Your missus is about to break up with you.
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>>702507958
pheremone incense sticks, id feel gayer lighting those than being pegged up the arse
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>>702508327
Why?
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>>702508515
I know, it was a present from the sexshop where i bought the other interesting things. But who knows. They may have some use.

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1) vice city
2) San Andreas
3) III

Any other order is just wrong.
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>>702506799

video games...
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What exactly are you listing? Which games you like the most? Which games to play in order? Speak to us man.
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How about the order in which they came out?
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>>702506799
1. san andreas
2. gta 5
3. vice city

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Creepshot bread
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Oc close friend
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>>702511045
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You have 10 seconds to justify why you don't work out.
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>>702504327
I work out.
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>>702504327
I'm perfectly healthy
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>>702504327

professional artist and writer. full time. no time for that shit but i eat gooder
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>>702504444
>professional artist and writer.
whats poor like?

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She flirts with you.

What do?
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Throw my lunch in the opposite direction so it won't eat me
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Convince her to come home with me, then fuck her.
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Cum in my pants.
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Hotdogging, followed by belly-secks.

Shota bread
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>>702499444
trips checked

>ITT gayfur
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bump
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>>702499444
small cocks are so cute

Phone homescreen thread

No cleaning! Screenshot and post how it is currently.

S7 Edge
Nova Launcher
Moonrise Icon pack
Android 6.0.1 01/08/16 patch
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Bump with wallpaper
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Galaxy s4
Nova launcher prime
Whicons
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>>702501192
>9fag
>chrome
>instagram

FUCKING NORMIES GTFO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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fong

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How many of you degenerates have tattoos?
Does it feel good knowing you will never have a job.
Or that your mother is ashamed of you.
And you'll prob end up sucking dick for crack money , you faggets.
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>>702507551
I'm glad I don't but I like to tell the fags that have them that they are degenerate.
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>>702507551
>>702507709
Poorfag detected, desu
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Wanna jerk to her nudes?
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>>702509650
The whole internet considered...

Not really.

Thanks though.
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>>702509650
Pls
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I wouldn't be one to say no.
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>>702509650
She could make me bust

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Small dicked faggot here, ask me anything
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Is it hard?
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>>702508311
No
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>>702508004
I'm smaller
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>>702508501
Can I see?

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Which one of my girls would you fuck and how?
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>>702511090
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middle
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>>702511090
Righty on top. Just let her lay on me and slam her til I come deep.
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>>702511090
Post nude

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You want my name?
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Sure.
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Yes
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It's Hugh Mungus
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Is it Mike Hunt?

Hate MeriKa thread
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>>702508862
You guys realize your medicine isn't actually free right? You pay for it with taxes. This means you're actually paying for the healthcare of aids ridden refugees with diabeetus just as much as your self.
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>>702509090
Where do you read the argument that healtcare is free in this thread? It is just stated that no one went bankrupt because of medical bills.
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>>702509507
Because it's not an accurate depiction. I'm sure there are plenty of eurocucks who went bankrupt due to high taxes but there's no way to compare the two.

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try drugs. works for me
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i'm tired of doing anything. I want to lie in bed doing nothing like a starfish
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how old are you?
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and almost nothing can move my hearth. I don't expect anybody to give a fuck
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>>702503115
All situations aren't going to be the right one for you. You learn which situations you like and you create them. Most woman are cum receptacles. Use them for what you want and create an environment where they believe its what they want as well. Focus your time on accomplishing your own goals. Life is a game.

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Guess her name and I'll dump her nude
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Alyssa.
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>>702498099
Janel
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Gordita
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Melissa

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why are you a virgin anon?
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>>702503702

but im not tho
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nope but first time was when i was 17
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>>702503702
Pure, unadulterated apathy
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>>702503702
who said i was?

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you may only post in this thread if you owned this god tier toy
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have mine next to my computer, their pretty sick!
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>>702508927
My dad once put on on the end of my bed without me having any prior knowledge of it.

When I woke I almost hit the roof with the amount of shit that flew out my arse.
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>>702508927
Mine is a little fucked up
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>>702510527
thats tragic, what did you do to him?

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http://snapexposts.tumblr.com/ I just found this site!! Pic is related! damn...
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>>702510995
Just found Tumblr. Fucking kill your family then yourself.
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Boxy approves
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;* :*
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Thumbs up sir.

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Give me your girls snapchat, im gonna send my cock to her. Lets test her faithfulness. Im huge
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Bump
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samiminiero
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>>702510264
Lol yeahhhh
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>>702508985
Let's see your wiener before.

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