You have 10 seconds to justify why you don't work out.
>>702504327
I work out.
>>702504327
I'm perfectly healthy
>>702504327
professional artist and writer. full time. no time for that shit but i eat gooder
>>702504444
>professional artist and writer.
whats poor like?
She flirts with you.
What do?
Throw my lunch in the opposite direction so it won't eat me
Convince her to come home with me, then fuck her.
Cum in my pants.
Hotdogging, followed by belly-secks.
Shota bread
>>702499444
trips checked
>ITT gayfur
bump
>>702499444
small cocks are so cute
Phone homescreen thread
No cleaning! Screenshot and post how it is currently.
S7 Edge
Nova Launcher
Moonrise Icon pack
Android 6.0.1 01/08/16 patch
Bump with wallpaper
Galaxy s4
Nova launcher prime
Whicons
>>702501192
>9fag
>chrome
FUCKING NORMIES GTFO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
fong
How many of you degenerates have tattoos?
Does it feel good knowing you will never have a job.
Or that your mother is ashamed of you.
And you'll prob end up sucking dick for crack money , you faggets.
>>702507551
I'm glad I don't but I like to tell the fags that have them that they are degenerate.
>>702507551
>>702507709
Poorfag detected, desu
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Wanna jerk to her nudes?
>>702509650
The whole internet considered...
Not really.
Thanks though.
>>702509650
Pls
I wouldn't be one to say no.
>>702509650
She could make me bust
Small dicked faggot here, ask me anything
Is it hard?
>>702508004
I'm smaller
>>702508501
Can I see?
Which one of my girls would you fuck and how?
middle
>>702511090
Righty on top. Just let her lay on me and slam her til I come deep.
>>702511090
Post nude
You want my name?
Sure.
Yes
It's Hugh Mungus
Is it Mike Hunt?
Hate MeriKa thread
>>702508862
You guys realize your medicine isn't actually free right? You pay for it with taxes. This means you're actually paying for the healthcare of aids ridden refugees with diabeetus just as much as your self.
>>702509090
Where do you read the argument that healtcare is free in this thread? It is just stated that no one went bankrupt because of medical bills.
>>702509507
Because it's not an accurate depiction. I'm sure there are plenty of eurocucks who went bankrupt due to high taxes but there's no way to compare the two.
try drugs. works for me
i'm tired of doing anything. I want to lie in bed doing nothing like a starfish
how old are you?
and almost nothing can move my hearth. I don't expect anybody to give a fuck
>>702503115
All situations aren't going to be the right one for you. You learn which situations you like and you create them. Most woman are cum receptacles. Use them for what you want and create an environment where they believe its what they want as well. Focus your time on accomplishing your own goals. Life is a game.
Guess her name and I'll dump her nude
Alyssa.
>>702498099
Janel
Gordita
Melissa
why are you a virgin anon?
>>702503702
but im not tho
nope but first time was when i was 17
>>702503702
Pure, unadulterated apathy
>>702503702
who said i was?
you may only post in this thread if you owned this god tier toy
have mine next to my computer, their pretty sick!
>>702508927
My dad once put on on the end of my bed without me having any prior knowledge of it.
When I woke I almost hit the roof with the amount of shit that flew out my arse.
>>702508927
Mine is a little fucked up
>>702510527
thats tragic, what did you do to him?
http://snapexposts.tumblr.com/ I just found this site!! Pic is related! damn...
>>702510995
Just found Tumblr. Fucking kill your family then yourself.
Boxy approves
;* :*
Thumbs up sir.
Give me your girls snapchat, im gonna send my cock to her. Lets test her faithfulness. Im huge
Bump
samiminiero
>>702510264
Lol yeahhhh
>>702508985
Let's see your wiener before.
Anyone got more of her?
Also, traps in bondage thread
>>702509870
>her
take a day trip to /pol/ and educate yourself snowflake
>>702510286
MORE!
How does one learn to hack?
Not talking about hacking twitter, kikebook or jewgle, that stuff's impossible. I'm more talking about cracking games, software etc. Where can I learn about that? I'm also interested in learn the website security protocols and stuff, but I don't know which books are good and which aren't. I have already fully learned c++ and why does it work that way. I'm planning on learning assembler soon
>inb4 del sys32
I am serious
I know that /b/ right now is riddled with newfags who can't even inspect element, but if some sensible anon could recommend some good material to me that would be appreciated.
Would try /g/, but I would be banned and /wsr/ is barely alive
>>702506891
>fully learned c++
I've been writing c++ code professionally for years, and I haven't fully learned c++. Anyone familiar with the language will say the same.
>>702506891
if you cant find guides by yourself, youre too dumb anyways
also
>I know that /b/ right now is riddled with newfags who can't even inspect element
you sound like a huge faggot
Some guy I knew has a friend that know a guy that goes to the Deep web. He mentioned there are certain sites (he got the site from a big pastebin) that have tutorials and books on hacking and whatever you mentioned. I don't know though, never been there.
>>702507139
By saying that I meant I fully understand the keywords, arrays, templates, how they work etc. Not how to use them most optimaly
Ass thread
Gary thread cont.
>>702505599
Double dubs for gary, nice
>>702505704
God bless Gary
Should we use different names to get skipped less?
>>702505831
Any suggestions?