all aboard the celeb thread
also, OP requires front view of this picture
I only have this one picture saved, because honestly no celeb pics turn me on anymore.
>Chinese
>Mexican
>Italian
>Cuban
What's your favorite ethnic cuisine, /b/? which cuisine is best?
Mexican>Chinese>Italian
Fuck cuban
>>674291760
french or italian
i myself enjoy the finest chicken tenders ,mashed potatoes, ketchup, corn (maybe a mix of corn peas and carrots if im feeling fancy) with a dash of salt and pepper. oh and of course a tall glass of iced mountain dew or dr pepper or whatever i fancy. the finest amerifat cuisine
>>674291760
Belgian - thai - Greek - Etheopian
Just had some M AMA /b/!
>>674291941
hf fapping
>>674292164
Thank you Anon :)
>>674292466
Haha that's fucking awesome, thank you anon!
XXX TRUMP
Cucks welcome
>>674293093
>>674293037
wow. floating dicks. The american dream
lets do it again
>>674291419
Other thread was deleted before I could post my results, but here they are.
My results:
Wife - Elizabeth Banks
Wealth - 100K
Home - Loft Apartment
Wife's preferred date night - Romantic Dinner
Wife's Interests - Reading
Wife's Favorite Sex Position - Cowgirl
Wife's Favorite Kink - Rough
>>674291419
roll
Rooll
rollll
Is anyone else absolutely sick of this whole "Be proud of your body" bullshit? And it's always these curvy chicks who know they're not ugly and completely acceptable weight-wise. Yet they try to make it sound like "I'm so fat...tee hee. Be proud of your body."
Yep, same here. It's one thing if you're thick and have good proportions. Fat rolls on the other hand are not sexy.
>>674291469
moar
There is something for everyone.
Mackayla Thread
Pics you shouldn't share thread - the prequel 4!
>>674292200
more!!! ass pls
>>674292010
damn son post them all.....
free-for-all porn webm thread?
I'm a black woman that wants to fuck a white guy. My family would flip if I did. How come no white guys approach me they just look. Something wrong with me?
timestamp or gtfo
Some guys just don't like to have sex with an animal
>>674291066
I'd fuck the girl in that picture
I want a white guy to piss in my ass
>Can't work because 400lbs
>Medication I'm makes me hungry for microwave pizza all the time
>I've switched to sugar free energy drinks
>only joy in my life is my custom made Sakura Trick dakimakura
>mom comes over
>anon this place is a mess
>try to explain I'm too tired to clean
>I don't use plates anyway, they can stay in the sink
>bitch says she's not giving me money I needed to order limited edition visual novel on J list
>I emphasise the limited over and over, she doesn't listen
>I tell her i've switched to sugar free energy drinks, down to 6 pizzas a day and washed my hug pillow
>she responds by taking my Haru-chan from me and storming out
>pissed off, death threats over voicemail
>but I even said I'd just have the money for new game and buy food out of my own cash
>still no answer
>Fml
Try eating only in the morning. Fast through the night and you can eat whatever you want in the morning.
>>674290952
WAT?
also, fuken saved m8
>>674291253
I'm not normally up in the morning, that'd only give me a few hours to eat in the afternoon.
why not an hero?
TURN ON CNN.....
HOLY FUCK
Link pls
nice try faggot :^)
19:00 ...
Rate my boobs
chocolate nipple/10
Timestamp or gtfo.
Was totally going to save pic and beat off furiously, but then.. ant sized pic.
for the doubter
how does it feel knowing i could crush your head like a grape?
>>674291606
With your hernia?
Organ distention. Hgh bruh? If not, then you clearly don't know how to work your abs out properly.
>>674291606
Your body is disgusting
>>674291702
>>674291744
>>674291763
>falling for the memester
Just had a wisdom tooth removed
Now my whole face feels numb, this is weird
Change your gauze
>>674288015
I need mine removed but the thought of going under horrifies me. How was the procedure op?
>>674289487
Bump same here. Both Lower teeth
That's just the drugs they put in, it goes away after a while.
Any photoshop masters on here able to make this bottle into an alcoholic drink? Beer or some shit like that? Needing it for facebook. Thanks!
b
get the fuck out of here, look up some tutorials, and do it yourself. it won't take that long and you'll be able to use photoshop for the rest of your life and can do shit like this whenever you want for yourself, and others.
/b/ isn't your personal photoshop service
done.
>>674289703
I will do, just need a short term fix
Hunger Games thread.
First 36 are in!
Previous thread: >>674283386
Zoolander
Charlie
"Orange Boy" Gottwald
Captain Falcon
Deutschlandfaden! (Nachtfaden)
Hereinspaziert!
>Fragen stellt ihr.
>Sind sie meistens auch true, halt die Faggots die eh nie cool genug waren um sich selber Weed zu checken. Mein Punkt ist halt das ich für mich persönlich miese Schwierigkeiten hatte Weed richtig zu gebrauchen. Viel zu alltagstauglich, viel zu subtil und die Kultur drumherum bringt dich in so ein Feedbackloop wo nie Weed an deinen Problemen schuld ist und die Leute die motzen sind halt Idioten die Alkohol konsumieren der viel schädlicher ist.
>>674288959
In der Tat.
Das ist schade, würdest du damit vernünftig umgehen, hättest du auch deine wahre Freude daran. Obwohl ich nicht wenig rauche, habe ich die Freude daran nie verloren.
Reportiere wieder ein. War der Typ der aufgehört hat Weed zu rauchen und wollte grade dem Islamisten antoworten warum der Islam die untermenschlichste Wahlmöglichkeit ist wenn man sich schon irgend einer toxischen Ideologie ergeben muss die das Selbstwertgefühlkünstlich erhöht.
>>674289788
>wollte grade dem Islamisten antoworten warum der Islam die untermenschlichste Wahlmöglichkeit ist wenn man sich schon irgend einer toxischen Ideologie ergeben muss die das Selbstwertgefühlkünstlich erhöht.
Dies
>>674289788
Bin der andere Weedkonsumierende Anon.
Yo, Religion ist doch immer für n Arsch, egal welche. Sie wird nie dazu Dienen das es den Ausführenden in irgend einer art und weise gut geht. (Buddhismus ausgenommen)
How does this make you feel?
>>674289996
Like you need better taste in loli.
>>674289996
It's a cartoon character!
>>674290239
Shots fired
My parents are arguing hardcore. I'm closed in my room playing video games, but I've heard my mom saying she is envious of her friends with money and no children. My little brother is sleeping, so he missed it, but man, I feel bad now... What do?
I know the feel. Don't feel bad anon. She probably just said it because she's angry. You're not to blame. My parents made me feel shitty during their devorce too. It'll get better
My parents used to say that, but it was a joke. Your mom probably loves you a ton, just lets her tongue slip when under stress, like most if us do.
Bullshit, they say the truth tends to come out when people are angry. Try to get a job save up money, take your brother and move out of that fucking house. Fuck those parents, they don't want you; you don't need to be fucked by those scum.
>>674288745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3gyAIivghc
