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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
How does this make you feel?
>>674289996
Like you need better taste in loli.
>>674289996
It's a cartoon character!
>>674290239
Shots fired
>>674290549
That's much better, anon. Love it.
My parents are arguing hardcore. I'm closed in my room playing video games, but I've heard my mom saying she is envious of her friends with money and no children. My little brother is sleeping, so he missed it, but man, I feel bad now... What do?
I know the feel. Don't feel bad anon. She probably just said it because she's angry. You're not to blame. My parents made me feel shitty during their devorce too. It'll get better
My parents used to say that, but it was a joke. Your mom probably loves you a ton, just lets her tongue slip when under stress, like most if us do.
Bullshit, they say the truth tends to come out when people are angry. Try to get a job save up money, take your brother and move out of that fucking house. Fuck those parents, they don't want you; you don't need to be fucked by those scum.
>>674288745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3gyAIivghc
>>674288745
Move out of the house then you lazy bastard.
What should I put for my yearbook quote 4 chan?
Can I have 5 dollars?
I asked 4chan for a yearbook quote
Look at you, reading this yearbook 20 years on, and you still havn't amounted to anything.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again,...
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>>674289722
Dubs so now you HAVE to
rule /34/
>>674291211
bumpity
COCK TRIBUTE THREAD
Tributing as many as possible
this one plz
plz friend
>>674288403
please op here
want yours to the collection
These two are drowning and you've got one life jacket, who do you throw it to?
I would let them fight for it
>>674290000
Trash can
>>674290000
Whichever has the bigger dick.
The one on the right because he looks like he could get his life together.
I would keep it in case I fell into the water.
Ask an anon with major depressive disorder who is suicidally depressed anything.
If you also have depression, post here. Maybe we can help each other, you and I.
>>674289729
Go kill yourself
>>674289882
Sorry, I wish I could.
>>674289729
Why are you wearing a woman's cartigan.
you still owe us tits from the other day. post em faggot.
>>674289729
why wont girls touch my peepee?
FB fap thread
>>674289356
>>674289491
>>674289912
moar
Sir, we have information that leads us to believe that you are in possession of illegal dubs.
Under the dubs act I will now be searching you for illegal doubles. You are detailed for the duration of the search and you are entitled to a copy of my report. I am officer anon stationed at /b/.
Now do you have 2 of anything that you shouldn't have on you?
Nope. I'm clean as fuck.
>>674286764
No dubs here. God save the queen
what you mean, no dubs here
>>674287664
Apologies for the inconvenience sir. Make sure you don't pick up another 2 on your way home.
God save her
Certainly no doubles going on in this thread.
Warn a friend of mine to don't buy an Iphone and give reasons to why he shouldn't but it
>buys it anyways
Warn my cousin to not buy a PS4 and instead use that money to buy a descent computer and give reasons why he should buy a PC instead of a PS4
>buys the PS4 anyways, and he doesn't have money to buy games for it or to pay playstation plus
I'm bad at warning people? Or people aren't good at listening?
>>674285512
>keep being exactly who you want to be
>spend Zero time worrying about 'why they'
>????
>Profit
>>674285512
Whats a descent computer?
>>674285512
No, you most probably live alongside ignorant cunts that don't care about your opinion.
>>674286161
A computer on a submarine? I don't fucking know just listen to the man's opinion he's obviously VERY knowledgeable about technology!!
>>674285512
no people just dont give a fuck what a retard like you has to say
CTRL + V then post it
cat tongue
I don't remember why I had that in there
especially
http://www.xvideos.com/prof-video-click/pornstar/mia-callista/10272500/arab_teen_does_porn_mia_callista_aka_mia_khalifa_3_5
70.162.14.162
not sure what that is to
66.150.164.37 : 27015
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=635141033
Does anyone know who this is?
I know who she is.
I do.
No but id like to.
Use those thighs as earmuffs for days.
i also know her
That's that girl that did that thing that one time at that place.
guys why no incest thread? I need it. I have no story but have a pic.
>>674286662
Pic of who? Your sister?
have a gif
>>674287260
nah just a pic. I think it's Hayley Leigh. I have no sister, but I like incest bread.
It's says Hailey Leigh in the picture you geniuses. This is why wincest thread always 404d, they fill of morons.
sage have another pic
Trap/CD/General Shemale thread
bumpbumbpbumbpbuimbpb8mbp
gf pics thread
>>674288986
Disgusting
What's bothering you?
What's bothering me? The fact that I like to listen to Metal. Almost any Metal. Black, Thrash, Heavy..
However, most people I know fucking pick on me for it. I don't like Pop music (which is what they listen to).
Well. Now that's off my chest. I kinda feel better.
>>674286513
Im pretty sure there is something wrong with my testicles and im delaying going to the doctor cause I dont wanna get one removed or be told I have test cancer
What's bothering me is that i can't fucking leave until i get dubs. Also i spell like a fucking 3 year old
>>674287212
Fuck them, anon. I listen to metal too, black metal being the current. I'm also femanon, so it's not as common for a woman to listen to metal, so I get made fun of for not loving Justin Faggot's new jam because I'd rather be over here Hailing Satan and shit.
>>674287212
Why do you care what people think of the music you like? When I was in school one of the kids went through my ipod and said allowed the name of a song I had on there because it was really girly, as soon as he said it all the chicks turned around and said they loved that song too, no harm done.
my mom is a porn actress, should i kill myself?
Name?
>>674287489
Seth Macfarlane
>>674287267
naw
no do her and post vid here
I don't recognise her dude how long she had that beard, it's hot
Got some of this girl's creeps to sher. She was torturing me and other people for 3 years, dreesing like it almost every day. 3 years since then.
Got a girlfriend and don't do creeps anymore, so no "get a life" posts pls. But fap to this since then.
This is from maturity exam. 18/19, althought I know, that she looks younger. That's fantastic to me. But legal, trust me.
I can't post those in line. People home. If you want more, you have to bump it. Sry.
Why? Got a good day and want to share. Simply. So you can fap.
She had to
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Other day, other outfit. Personal fav one. You can tell me, which one you like, so I can post more.
>>674287791
>>674288181
any upskirt?
Another outfit.
what is /b/'s opinion on this cute sicko?
edgelords welcome to bump the thread!
>>674287704
She is hot as hell...
>>674287704
That was actually fucking disturbing.
I'll never understand you faggots
>>674287879
True, would do
Hope she gets sick tbh
Was not expecting her to swallow it like a snake. Reverse gerballing for the win!
Also, vore is gross. Stop touching yourselves, vore furries.
Pee porn thread
>>674285823
Jesus, kid. Just type it into google.
Or stay here for the next three hours constantly reposting this thread. Whatever.
This is my fetish
