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Would you fuck a nigger?
Already did.
>>674564180
Been there, done that
>>674564310
>>674564715
How was it?
No way, I'd only let a nigger fuck me. Everyone knows that genetically whites mutated from African prehumans to be fucked, that's why my asshole is so tight and their dicks are so big.
Generally they prefer me to dress up as a girl, but that's a small price to pay to get filled with African cum.
Already did
Would do it again
I'm looking for a video of a girl leaning over with a green shirt and someone is filming her in a house and all her boobs are leaning out.
Let's say I need it to
>I'm looking for a video of a girl leaning over with a green shirt and someone is filming her in a house and all her boobs are leaning out.
Sorry, man; all I have is a video of a girl leaning over with a green shirt and someone filming her in a house, but only 3 of 5 boobs are leaning out.
>>674562108
>I'm looking for a video of a girl leaning over with a green shirt and someone is filming her in a house and all her boobs are leaning out.
In the one I have the girl leaning over has a blue shirt, sorry.
Can you post it
>>674563423
but it's not what you are looking for?
I'm having a fucking fantastic day today, Weather isn't shit, I got sleep and work wasn't cancer!
How was your day /b/?
![pedobear-lazytown-rape-o[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/a2WrKY3.gif "pedobear-lazytown-rape-o[1].gif")
Not too bad. Got some shit done,weather is pretty good here as well. What's your job?
>>674562554
Working as a chef at a resturant/nightclub sometimes even a waiter if our boys are sick, Shits stressful as fuck.
You got a job?
>>674563032
Yeah, I've heard that working as a chef can be stressful as fuck. At least you can piss in someone's food if they piss you off.
Yes, I'm a system engineer in a bank, but I just got the job. I'm still in paperwork and that BS, I guess I'll start working next month.
>>674563926
Shit nigga, System engineer. Sounds hard as fuck, Does it involve a lot of math?
Myself i went Society or whatever google translate says it is, Pretty much feminist and hippies.
And o-boy do i love eating from peoples meals when their rude
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>>674564189
Nah, no math. Well, I had shitload of math in college, but that shit is finally over. It's administration on Unix/Linux OS, servers, data backup and shit.
Haha, that's awesome. Reminds of Fight Club. In the book they dip dicks in some rich fag's soup or something. Awesome book.
DEUTSCHLANDFADEN
Alle hereinspaziert, genießt den Freitag Nachmittag mit uns.
Seid ihr zufrieden mit eurem Leben?
Schonmal einen Verwandten sexuell anziehend gefunden?
Schonmal auf /b/ oder anderen Brettern gebannt worden?
Habt ihr ein Haustier?
>>674565680
>Alle hereinspaziert, genießt den Freitag Nachmittag mit uns.
Danke. Ich hol mir gleich nen side by side Kühlschrank und nen kaffeevollautomaten für meine neue Wohnung! raus mit der kohle!!!
>Seid ihr zufrieden mit eurem Leben?
joa...geht
>Schonmal einen Verwandten sexuell anziehend gefunden?
Nein, habe leider keine Schwester oder cousine
>Schonmal auf /b/ oder anderen Brettern gebannt...
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>>674565680
>Seid ihr zufrieden mit eurem Leben?
Ja.
>Schonmal einen Verwandten sexuell anziehend gefunden?
Nicht wirklich.
>Schonmal auf /b/ oder anderen Brettern gebannt worden?
Ja, öfters. Verschiedene Gründe.
>Habt ihr ein Haustier?
Hatte mal Fische.
>>674565984
>side by side Kühlschrank
Was soll das sein?
>>674565680
Mahlzeit heisst das!
>Seid ihr zufrieden mit eurem Leben?
Nein! Mehr Schekel, mehr Konsumgüter, mehr von allem brauche ich!
>Schonmal einen Verwandten sexuell anziehend gefunden?
Na klar, jeder hat so seine Bedürfnisse!
>Schonmal auf /b/ oder anderen Brettern gebannt worden?
auf 4 Kanal schon oft, immer wenn ich besoffen bin werde ich ausfallend und beleidigend, scheinbar selbst für 4 Kanal...
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>>674566058
Google ist dein freund.
sind diese 600 liter doppeltürkühlschränke mit eiswürfelspender in der Tür.
YLYL let's go
>>674564966
Try contributing fagget
I am 13
No you're a 45 year old faggot
KAHOOT RELIGION CLASS
Join 64085
I'm in :^)
>>674562091
bump
you're in!
see your nickname onscreen?
wtf is this shit
ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!
>>674563995
Yes. Only kidding. Fuck off.
>>674563995
LEAVE BERNIE ALONE
>>674563995
>>674563995
Everyone at that rally had some form of autism and/or used tumblr way too much
>>674563995
Second time I see this face today, who is he?
hey /b/ im poor as fuck but I want to buy a pizza, please send me $5 so I can buy one, thanks
in return pics
paypal.me/eduardovizcarra
>>674563290
Heres 5 bucks
$5
>>674563407
aii boii
Just pedo up and then you'll get pizza
>>674564048
not that kind of pizza
I am a white Male that just finished a degree in finance but can't get a job because it seems I have to be black, a chick or have some kind of retardation has anyone else had this problem.
gr8 b8 m8
I wasn't taking the piss, I guess not lol
ausfag here, same problem
lied about being aboriginal and got job offers from every cunt, didn't even have to apply for anything
Ye I'm Australian too so what I have to say\ I'm aboriginal
g'morning b,
hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.
Cant even feel the pain anymore...
>>674563227
sauce?
>>674563227
Because there's still beer in the fridge.
>>674563227
Living through life to the point that my death would actually matter.
>>674564453
I second this
why don't you own a gun, anon?
>>674564570
But i do
Don't worry about it officer, I'm sure you'll show up to protect me
>>674564570
Because I have a katana. Duh!?
>>674564570
because i don't have anything worth stealing and nobody has a reason to attack me
Illegal.
No Creepshot thread? Let's fix that
>>674563880
bump
close to cumming 42 or 69 is the pic i cum on to, op wont deliver just cum
cmon ya fucks
Post your fav porn gif/webm's!
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OK b. I'm going to fuck this cute trap tonight. I never fucked a trap before, so i have a couple questions for you faggots and ladyboys here.
My dick is not that big, 6 inches, but it is fat as fuck, especially the head. Should i bring some lube?
Is he/she going to be pissed if i don't want to kiss?
She says her dick doenst get erect anymore. How will i know if she is satisfied?
Am i going to be a bissexual after?
More of her/he
>>674562694
stop saying she. you're going to go fuck a guy with tits
>>674562895
/thread
OP IS A FAGGOT CONFIRMED
>>674562895
It's whatever really. That is up to individual opinion/ideology
Would you fuck my friend?
>>674563466
Yes
>>674563466
>>674563466
yep
>>674563466
No, because shes not your friend. Faggot
>>674563642
o shit dawg
You guys hear about the new meme?
>Top zek
top zek
Topzek
top zezzle
>>674562049
Way better than zoozle scumshit
The USA killed in their existence more people than Nazi Germany ever did. Why sholud there be a differnce between Trump and Clinton? The imperialistic killiing will continue
>Statement A has nothing to do with statement B
>Neither have anything to do with statement C
Kill yourself ASAP
>>674563274
Where are you getting that info?
>>674563274
Funny how all the if athiests a then b disappeared....
We need to keep the killingspree,get on our lvl u twat
>>674563274
You should read more about Indians on the American frontier.. then tell me how else people were to react.
Prove you're White.
im going to aruba spring break with my son
I pay child support over 1000 monthly on child support
>>674563773
I put mayo on everything
I hate Baby Boomers.
