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Aight boy's, this again
I wish i never had to piss or shit
>>768580948
Granted, but constantly having kidney stones.
>>768580948
>I wish I never had to piss or shit
...BUT your reproductive organs also cease to function completely.
>>768580948
I wish I could live on my own island
>>768580948
>I wish i never had to piss or shit
But can never ejaculate
Wish I could fly and owned a helicopter
>>768581142
But it's in some African shit hole lake
Female POV is pretty hot.
from wikipedia
SHOW ME YOUR WARFACE
>>768568638
>>768568638
>>768568638
Faces you want to cover with cum
>>768574187
get in here >>>>>768573259
on/off thread
volafile org/r/jjdubzd8
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Post a girl you know, /b/ tells you what porn star she looks like.
So i managed to go to a rock festival with some girls from my college and my crush is among them
Sadly her bf is coming too
How do i make her dump him and choose me?
They have a long distance relationship and she already confessed to me that she is quite unhappy about that
Bring a pocket knife.
Lead him away from the crowd.
Swing the knife infront of his face and talk about something like "It's better for you to forget".
Throw in some incoherent mumbling.
Make sure he pisses his pants.
Chicks hate guys who piss their pants.
She will probably instantly dump him and have sex with you.
Also buy coke.
Alot of coke.
>she already confessed to me
You're in the friend zone little guy. You have 2 options:
a) forget about her, this is your best option but you won't do it because you are young and dumb.
b) pursue her until finally you get the courage to ask her out and she tells you she thinks of you as a brother and your heart is crushed. this will lead to you eventually becoming a womanizer and having troubled relationships for the rest of your life.
>>768577792
And then there is this faggot.
talk to the other girls and make her jealous. the fact that she told you she was unhappy with her relationship means she is 100% obviously into you, but she wont do anything with her bf there. so you need to make her jealous
>>768577639
Lol. Fix your low self esteem, loser
What site is going to replace Anon-IB?
Bump. Was wondering this myself
http://newchan.tk
>>768577038
Doesn’t have a forum for each state.
Well, since the original, original Anon-IB allowed users to create their own image boards, the exact replacement would be eight-chan.
Just use discord
Looking for someone to fuck my gf. Also, cuck thread.
>smoker
>barefoot
>pig face
No thanks, please keep your trash away from us
Yeah I'll do it as long as I can fist her arsehole
>>768575774
>90%of /b/ threads arn't cuck threads.
>>768575774
Nudes
>>768575774
I would
Hopefully she looks at you as I fuck her asshole and she moans and then I get to shoot on her face.
New FB/IG fap thread
sex scandal in turkish national taekwondo team camp. 5 guys on 1 girl.
They're Turks, are we sure it's a girl they are fucking?
Well wheres the vid op
>>768578040
no video, only selfie. this is the girl.
Yeah post video opie. Nothing happens when I put that in goggle
>>768578138
The way she's dressed she was screaming for it.
girls you know amateur modelling 2
>>768577829
hope the anon who was sharing the fit dancer has made it here and shares a lot more
Where does fit dancer live? Bay Area?
>>768577971
Fucking MOAR Homie!
New FB/IG fap thread vol. 2
Who wants more?
50 year old milf
>>768580389
moreeee
Pics you shouldn't share
>>768580264
moarrr any panties?
trips for spy cam footage
>>768574537
Check em
>>768574537
Rolling for interest.
>>768574537
Roll for fun
Rolllll
How do I know if she's cheating /b/?
Her cock tastes like shit.
Has she lied to you before about? If whe lied before she'll lie again. And even if she hasnt cheated already, she will in the future.
>>768571187
She's always cheating because all women cheat.
>>768571187
All woman are whores. They want more and more even if youre their perfect kind of man. Eventually she will seek out other dicks to stuff inside her. Women are fucked up nowadays.
>>768571187
If you thing about if she is, she is not the girl for you.
If she is, you are not the man for her.
You have crossed the line, no turning back now. you have to break up with her.
Daily reminder that homosexuality is a mental illness and the only cure for this is a bullet to the head, all faggots and faggot sympathisers are NOT welcome on this planet. Swiftly and subtly kill yourselves so that God can quickly pass his divine judgment upon you, filthy fucking degenerates. As it is written in the Bible...
You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; it is an abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)
If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them. (Leviticus
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>>768568991
Good thing God is dead.
>>768569138
>>768568991
>kill yourselves so that God
Show us this god, please.
Then we will do exactly what he wants.
kebabs get in here
If dubs, this thread will be reversed and a muslim will be born with each post
Allah is Great
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VwpwP_fIqY
>>768571375
We need another Hitler for muslims... But this time he must finish his job.
>>768571666
Does trips mean we start another crusade?
Race. Height. Weight. Dick size thread.
Black. 5, 10. 165. 7in.
>>768574105
White, 6’5”, 235lbs, 7”
>>768574105
Black isn't a race.
>>768574105
White 5'12" 180lbs 7.5 6 inch girth circ du soleild
>>768574105
Eskimo, 8'11", 745 lbs, 3 feet
White, 6' 3", 185lbs, 6.3in
WISCONSIN NUDES THREAD!
262 HERE
gonna start by dumping alena
cmon in germantown faggots
there's piercings lol
anyone even care? lmfao
