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how can you tell if the penis is feminine or not? i dont want to be labelled a faggot. pls help
>penis = man
no such thing as "feminine penis"
>>674573312
there is some penis's are really feminine
>>674573129
>i dont want to be labelled a faggot. pls help
Too bad, because that's the faggiest thing you could possibly cry about, faggot. Real men have sex with whatever makes their dick hard and don't sit around worrying what their faggy little friends think about it. You're going to ask me permission to stick your dick in something next? I ought to stick my cock into you, you goddamn sissy.
>>674573620
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>>674574010
this is a feminine penis then?
My moms a great cook
>>674573971
Then she won't mind examining my cannoli
>>674573971
Your mom is a golddigging whore that cant accept that shes not the 16 year old whore she used to be.
Disgusting plastic barbie bitch
>>674573971
Your Mom has a great cock.
>>674573971
Moreee of that ass
>>674573971
i'd love to stretch your mothers asshole so wide with my dick the next time she shits it makes no sound at all.
Give me one good reason all pitbulls should be eradicated.
>pro-tip: you can't
ultimately the problem with pit bulls isn't the dog. It's that blacks in america started to glamorize them. Inbreeding, dog fighting, shitty treatment and care soon followed due to black cultures views on dogs. These folks can barely take care of themselves, let alone an animal. You start to see increased cases of violence involving pit bulls. The media, liking stories that scare the public because they sell, jumped on the opportunity to villify the pitbull, and there you go. A dog is as good as it's owner. Of course there's a few out there that are just...
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>>674571135
They are an abomination unto Nuggan...
Like chocolate...
And garlic!
>>674571135
The blue ones are so cute
Nigs shouldn't have dogs, they're incapable of treating them accordingly like pets. Just like how pokemon can't have pokemon.
>>674572648
Okay, beyond your retarded liberal reasoning of nature vs. nurture, why should the cause of the dog being violent even be an issue?
Doesn't matter if the dog is naturally disposed to violence (tip: it is), or if niggers have corrupted the breed. Bottom line is the dog is dangerous and is responsible for far more attacks than any other dog breed.
If you're not going to outlaw niggers, then take away something to make niggers slightly less dangerous - their retarded murder mutts.
>>674573334
sounds like you got it all figured out hot shot. My reasoning is liberal? You're a fucking moron. Good luck being scared of dogs all your life shit head.
explain.
The locals cast out the child for witchcraft, she's a Danish charity worker that helps, I'd also fuck her.
Or from the pessimists point of view "if someone else out there has it worse than me then this world REALLY is a fucked up place."
Typical fucking nigger. He has enough money for a can of soda but not clothes or food? I'll bet he traded all his food stamps to buy an iPhone.
>>674574003
are you actually retarded
>>674573458
The fact of the matter is niggers treat niggers worse than anyone else. That land would probably be thriving but alpha nigger steals all the aid money/ work/education and there that stupid white bitch goes and helps a fucking retarded buthurt useless race. I feel absolutely nothing for that little niglet. As soon as it dies theres one less criminal on this earth. Their life is rough because thats what they know. And its racist of you to think otherwise
roll for your weapon!
you're put in an arena with 8 other random people. the weapon you get sticks with you if you win.
555
Rolling for 7, I know a couple of welders I want dead.
>>674572103
Well shit I'm fucked
>>674571440
Rullz
7 would be good
>can do anything
>limitless possibility
>remove curse/spell which will kill you in 7 days without killing weapons power
prove me wrong, faggots
Hey, b, doesn't it bother you that a lot of the media shamelessly kisses women's cunts.
I know that the conservative media demeans women sometimes, but that is no excuse.
John Oliver, Seth Meyers, they all fucking do it now. These beta-looking motherfuckers appreciate more the women who have abortions than mothers, and women who fight legal battles than women who work.
I'm not an alpha either, but I don't drool whenever a woman has the "magnificent" ability of pooping through her vagina.
>>674572939
u wot
Women exist solely to bring men pleasure. So yes, having these cucks worship them pisses me off to no end.
The highest praise a woman should have is a kiss on the forehead after she's sucked you off.
>>674573252
Anything else?
I'll bump you OP/
Seriously /b/ros I am ending my life today. I can't go on. Will running my lawnmower in the garage end it for me? I need some advice.
Please don't... I can venmo you money... What will make you feel better?
>>674573672
>>674573672
I'm too far gone. I can't do this anymore. It has to end.
Please help me end my life. This needs to happen this morning.
It's not too late I promise- I'll be your friend- I hate most days, and I'm making over 100k - year at 29 years old.... But we only get to experience existence once... Let's play games or something
>>674573005
bumping
We don't suck.
We swallow.
>>674573005
It's to do with the quality of the faggots
>>674573155
Nice dubs
>>674573155
just realised that guy looks a hell of a lot like quentin tarrentino
>>674573155
How do you swallow without sucking?
Just catching jizz with your mouth as it flies through the air, while you're pretending to be a basketball net?
what the heck man.
>>674569725
elaborate
>>674569725
Give us details.
>>674569888
One of my cousins looked like this.
>>674570038
How old was said cousin?
>>674570038
So you'be seen your cousin's was and Purdy?
>>674570257
I was 16 and she was 14, she was thick as hell.
Does /b/ think my gf is hot? My friend told me she's ugly but I always thought of her being 10/10. Quads and I'll post nudes
>>674573281
>>674573281
>>674573325
>>674573426
? What's so funny
>>674573462
Shes ugly
>>674573281
I only told you she is ugly because I hoped you would dump her.
Tonight, countless of Swedish girls will get barebacked by black men.
How does it make you feel?
like you have bad sources
>>674573099
Jealous. Like every one else.
>>674573099
Indifferent
i feel good about it. they will get aids and die so there will be less nigger lovers tada
...and not a fuck was given
Wallpaper Bread
>>674573072
Waifu claiming thread. Version 11.9
>time for 48h /waifu/
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>survive
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
Firsto
>>674573026
But Anon why sleep when I can hope to finish Megadimension Neptunia IV?
Neps Claimed.
Tenryuu claimed
Quick, i need some good, loud songs with sick drops. Otherwise i'm going to start a mass murder.
Why are black people so offended by slavery I'm not offended by that one time that one guy in that one war got shot and he was white.
getting shot =/= being enslaved
Blacks enslaved jew in egypt, jews are screaming racism at blacks...
>>674572434
I dunno anon, why not ask your local black fellows
Negros complaining over a little plantation work. LOL...brb while the world has genocides and wars
Blacks need a scapegoat to make up for all their genetic shortcomings in life.
Just forced my sister to fuck me and I got it on vid, /b/:
http://flyto.us/wincest
pic related
>>674573792
Perfection
>>674573792
nig nog trying to get a handbeezy
>>674573792
She is perfect all over!
>>674573792
So glad my mom found me watching this
>>674573792
guys the easiest way to get this is to download some shitty survey
If trips or higher luca is not a faggot. Everything else means he's a trap
>>674572679
czech em
I CAN OENIS
>>674573488
gheile siecjh
>>674573556
du jud man
>>674573488
>>674573611
DMAN CHECKET SON
dwarf pornstars
hot midget
midgets in action
>>674572824
>>674572878
>>674572997
>45 hours of midget porn
>same two midgets
hot dwarf
how much would you pay to bang amy?
>>674571382
6 pesos
i'll give you my broken keyboard
(Which includes cat hairs, dust & solid cum)
>>674571382
I'd pay someone else to take the hit for me before I touched that rancid bitch
>>674571625
You had a broken keyboard? I bought a broken keyboard!
>>674571640
homosexuality is a sin you faggot
Has America really lost its mind? Did we forget why Commies are bad?
>"Commies"
>>674572657
>>674572657
>"Commies are bad"
Holy fuck. No wonder Trump and Bernie are/were doing great in your country
>>674572657
everyone who grew up after 1990 has forgotten
they also think nukes are a viable option
were all doomed
at this point people are starting to wonder if commies are worse than oligarch capitalist fascists.
Trump University. hahahahaaaa
no black girl thread. Lets fix that
yo mama black to tho
>>674572299
Who the fuck Is ths?
>>674572601
no clue
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