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***ELECTION GAME***
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To win each state, you have to roll a "0" or dubs. First to 270 wins!
I accidentally gave bernie an extra 10 delgates when he won washington. Thanks to the guy who pointed it out, Its been fixed.
BERN VICTIMS BTFO
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>>678239248
GARY YOU GOT THIS SHIT!
>>678239248
GARY
>>678239248
Bern
>>678239248
Sandman
>>678239248
GARYY
AYY HUNGER GAMES
THEY EXIST
HERE
AND NOW
GOAT MOM WON LAST GAME
LETS DETHRONE HER
FIRST 24
NO REPEATS FROM LAST THREAD
MORE ORIGINAL THE BETTER
THE GUY
Hungry For Tributes
>>678238406
Angry Revenge Nigger
Flowey
Can of Pepsi
Making a folder, show me your best reaction pics
Good evening, Anonymous! How has your week been?
Come in for advice, fortune-telling, or just a friendly chat!
>>678225920
Fortune telling?
Every thread
Your daily reminder that Rhodoks suck entire bags of dicks
-sweep-
>>678226084
If you give me a name to use, I can tell you that person's luck this year.
>>678226150
Why do I get daily reminders, I don't even know what that is!
Hey, /b/. Any advice on how a 17 year old Canadian could get a gun? I want to kill myself and I've decided to do it by gun. I looked into getting a hunting license but that seems like it will take too long. I have about 300 dollars to spend.
inb4 "you have so much to live for" I appreciate that your heart is in the right place, but I've made up my mind, and I've thought it through. If you're going to post about why I shouldn't just don't please.
>>678221646
tried sunnyvale trailer park?
>>678221646
I guarantee if you live life after your teenage years you won't want to kill yourself anymore.
>>678221646
Start some shit with the cops
I BET you're a faggot sissy and thinks that the world owes you something and you have it hard. Fuck off. You need to PROVE you're more than that kid in Canada who killed himself, that everyone will forget about in like an hour. You're 17... 17! Fucking man up you filthy coward, you DO NOT have it hard. You ain't met life yet boy.
>>678222143
I have no future prospects to make my life better. I have no useful skills in life, whether it comes to jobs or even just things like cooking. I'm too much of a fucking beta to be able to even talk to a girl I like. I have no friends and the only family member that gives a shit about me is on another continent. That enough for you?
Vanellope Von Schweetz thread
Been seeing a lot of Judy Hopps love lately, thought id share my love for the most underappreciated disney princess there is.
kys nigger
>>678232917
Agreed
It would be a shame if someone made this a Judy Hopps thread...
Lets take our country back /b/
I assume you're being sarcastic. So, here's some actual facts about gun ownership vs. crime.
>>678228511
>second commandment
>commandment
>>678229748
Learn to read.
It says Gommandment.
Post your religion, get roasted
hardcore pastafarian
>>678224880
Orthodox autist.
>>678225292
Virgin isn't a religion
Atheist
gay butt groden appreciation thread
grody
I appreciate groden's butt
>>678236465
is it high quality
feels thread
>im starting to get to the point of a breakdown. my girlfriend has depression and times of heavy suicidal thoughts and thats taking a effect on me. it building. i cant be that "hero" she wants forever. im going to break at somepoint. i dont know how i can prep my self for this.i always have this false face on keep everyone i can happy, but very little do i get it in return.
i need to be ready for this. she needs to be ready for it. but she isnt yet. i dont want to hurt her
her mum has cancer he dad fucked off when she was little...
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Anyone here from the last thread?
>>678227656
Aye mayne.
>become friends with girl
>hot, beautiful hair, perfect tits
>super nice and fun to be around
>catch feels and start to flirt
>learn she's into open relationships
>i can't get with that.
Oh well.
>>678227741
Anyone here have any new on guy who was going to kill himself?
> Chubby chick
> Clingy as fuck
> 43 and post nudes
> ;)
Gottem
>>678237588
Let's see 'em
>>678237588
43 get
>>678237588
roollll
Holy shit just post them fuck
COCK TRIBUTE THREAD:
Post pictures to get COCK Tributed (COCKED on) and do some requests yourself. Everyone contribute for a good thread.
PIC RELATED - I will fulfill a few requests so post the pics you want COCKED on.
her pls op!
Pls.
>>678233803
Or this one.
s/fur
>>678234667
Nice starting pic dude
What do you think about decapitation?
>>678220091
Pisses me off
Sand niggers need to go blow them selves up from existence
>>678220091
I laugh until my head falls off.
>>678220091
it's not that big a deal, but people tend to lose their heads over it.
>>678220091
LA PUTA QUE TE PARIO GRINGO HIJO DE PUTA
>>678220091
It's a great way to get a head.
Bow to me
I will never BOW!
>>678232113
Ha, fucking peasant.
>>678232113
King Leon coming through, move over peasants
just a peasant don't mid me
>>678232113
dubs
Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>keep RP at a absolute minimum. We are here to discuss and insult, not to do RP or ERP-
>most important: Have fun!
Atago claimed
>>678236573
Holo Claimed
Shinoa claimed
>>678235461
>>678236226
I'm sorry to hear that...
>I'm really not good at responding to things like this...
>>678235690
>>678235713
>>678235461
>>678236226
>>678236043
Thanks,
I don't know what kind of response I was expecting,
I definitely wasn't...
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>>678236573
LEWD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8
Columbine was an inside job
i found some clues
Ok. Hit me with your best shot
>>678214682
I'll trust you.
You seem like a pretty straight shooter.
Why doncha hitme with your best Shot
>>678214682
>>678215141
>>678215456
Thanks. Now that song is stuck in my head.
Continuation of a Game of /b/ros
MUPDATE: Turn 26
Open Houses: Mantarys and Norvos
>>678230778
Siege Braavos
>Triarch Tristifer Tagaros
>Elephant of Volantis, Heir of Dragons
>Allies: Mantarys
>Master of New Valyria (+1T/+1S)
>>678230778
Martell sieges Summerhall. Activate bonus.
>Prince Daeron Nymeros-Martell, blood of the Rhoynar and Valyria
>Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken (activated)
>>678230778
Dothraki > Siege Sarnath
>Khan Of Khans Ash, The Squorse That Will Mount The World
KoK +1T/+1S
GA +1T
>>678230778
Mantarys > push 1 T out from Sarnath, 2 T out from Essaria and surround Doth's strongholds
>King Darius, Demon of Mantarys, Survivor of the Doom of Old Valyria and King of Sarnor
>City of Monsters: +1 T (0/2)
>KoS: +1 T
>>678230778
Also, OP, note that Tyrell does not surround Summerhall. My bonus last thread cancelled his first attack on me.
>Prince Daeron Nymeros-Martell, blood of the Rhoynar and Valyria
>Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken (activated)
Pics you promised not to share/pics you saved
>>678230942
anime feet thread
which girl's feet are your favourite?
>>678225848
I tried to bump the thread last night, but you faggots abandoned it.
>>678225848
All of them
anyone into girls feet being raped?
What are you shy or something? Or do you leave after posting the same thread everyday?
I'll try to bump again, I've got nothing better to do.
