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Yesterday I took whole pill of blue ecstasy "transformer" (pic). While I was at the club I got this huge sore/allergic reaction/herpes all over my lips. Today it's still there. I do not know what it can be. I probably fucked up my immune system and shut it down. Fucking never will do E again (I am just lying to myself, not a whole pill anyway)

What could cause swollen lips? What do?
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Allergic reaction. Either you're allergic to ecstasy(extremely not likely), or you're allergic to whatever it was cut with(not unlikely, one of the results of a drug not being regulated).
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If it persists for a couple of days, you'll wanna go to the doctor, tell them you took some kind of ecstasy which you think caused this, and they'll probably give you a steroid.
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ya sounds like biological bad luck and a pill with some weird research chemical that you happen to be allergic to. Get a test kit next time.
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>>702531258
its fine man, you probably just chewed up your lips and didn't drink enough water so they are all dry and whatnot.

Maybe don't get stuff from the same guy, check if your friends have the same thing?

Also I always do half, then half like an hour or so later if I haven't done the specific pills before.

Also you can buy tester kits for basically nothing.

YLYL/BETA MALE CRINGE THREAD!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhHJYlg
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>>702527701
>alpha as fuck
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>>702527701
I don't think you know what beta means?
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>>702528825

holy fuck I feel bad for that anon

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Starting a Loli thread! Post only the best Loli porn
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http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/51/
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>>702529222
is there such things as loli movies or videos? only ever pictures -_-
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>>702529919
try shoujo x shoujo x shoujo and little monika story or something
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>>702529919
no such thing, and if you find some you are already on FBI watchlist

Dubs decides hunter name
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>>702528182
call it "thisgameisdead" or if that doesnt fit "wowisdead"
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>>702528182
daddyaf
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Cunntsmasher
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Moody Johnson the Dubs

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Should OP take the telescope out and view the sun right now or stay inside
>inb4 take telescope out and spy on neighbors..
>inb4 telescope up OPs ass.
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you should make a thread at night and do some astronomy for the bros
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>>702529255
>telescope up OP's ass

Now this I want to see
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OP should go for a jog.
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>>702529566
WINRAR

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random stupid shit thread

just post any old stupid shit, idgaf
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You Black Marsh fags have 5 minutes to explain why Valenwood isn't the best location for the next elder scrolls game
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>>702525720
because it's going to be elsweyr
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>>702526038
Skooma simulator 2017
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>>702526224
Furry fiesta 2017*
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>>702526038
/thread

TURN ON CNN IN 15 MINUTES
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nice try, cnn
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ok ;)
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>>702528580
Guys one of my tinder matches has the following sentence in her description: "I don't like a 5 I want a 6".
Does it mean she wants sex?
She wants a 6-inches dick?
What the hell does it mean?
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CNN is so low on views it needs spamming on 4chan?

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every meme is cancer, 33 is the next great meme
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Harambe
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Cancer
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Reply to this thread or this will happen to you.
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>tfw female
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>>702529194
then your vagina will fall off, leaving you with a crater shaped cavity where it should be.
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>>702530023
Kek
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>>702529194
>female
>4chan
Kek

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Rate
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>>702529066
undercover nigger/10
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I rate her.......Redbone 7.
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>>702529066
Gross

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this guy's a convicted serial rapist, skillfully hiding his frenzy in every single on of his videos. you guys know what to do. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwP3zilbwYVD8SAksTK5tOw
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That guy is worse than a nigger faggot from the albino hood
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>>702528829
Yes, we know what to do: tell your braindead faggot ass to kill yourself.

Here I go: Kill yourself, you sorry waste of oxygen.
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This kid looks like a retarded offspring of an islamic priest and a kid with 48 chromosomes.
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>makes fucking isis writing in one video
>a guide on how to make a bomb next video

i rate this channel 9/11

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ylyl
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Cuntribooting
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OP, you faggot
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Hi /b/

Say hello to my hamster
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>>702529844
Hi!
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>>702529844
stop chocking it you faggot
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PUT IN CONDOM

PUSH UP ANUS
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>>702529972
but she looks so happy

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Should I give my doggo the rest of my blue berry donut? Dubs decide
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Do it faggot
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>>702530005
Yes
Check em'
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>>702530111
/thread
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Ya

why is she so perfect /b/?
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>>702529860
OH WOW WHAT A SHOOP!!1:D! SUCH FUNNEH! YOUZ A MEME MASTR!


Fucking kill yourself faggot
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>>702530073
spot the summerfag
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Why this much autism and summer, OP? An hero, please.
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>>702530073
3edgy5me

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Sup /b/
>Be me
>Go out to local gay club with friend
>Dance with post-op mtf
>Get her number but don't go home with her
>Might be meeting tomorrow

What am I in for /b/? Anything I need to know?
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You need to tell this person that they are mentally ill and should seek help.

Don't encourage their illness.
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dropbox ?

https://www.dropbox.com/sh/898dpku5usvegyx/AABAwCAdgCW4y8xKAEDiD5_ba?dl=0
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pizza or gtfo
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>>702528321
stfu n gtfo, 9fag
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>>702528321
post it or gtfo faggot
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>>702528467
How many 9gag people do you know ask for cp?

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Calling on b/ virgins
I'm married but there is this little minx at work that has eyez on me. Went for drinks a couple times, made out, finger blasted her in the street. She is totally dtf but ... I'm married. Sex with the wife is good but i cant but think about whether or not the minx is some freaky fuck toy. We discussed a little about that and she dropped hints that she liked "many things" and that she was rather pliable to somebody's needs
Wtf do i do bitches ? Spare me the comments, virgins. Actually talking to grownups here
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>>702529084
You sound like a fucking retard
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>>702529258
I love you too
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>>702529084
>Calling on b/ virgins
>Spare me the comments, virgins.
well, m8, first off, you are clearly just a fucking faggot. Second, dont do it, your faggotry will only get worst and we dont want you to come crying to /b/ like a faggot
>hurr i lost my wife she caught me cheating and left me, whats wrong with her?
fuck you
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>>702529084
so how banging her would be worse than fingerblasting? oh oh you can use just the tip it wouldn't count then right?

Hey /b/ I need your help. Meet my new character. He needs a backstory and a name. Everything will be taken into consideration but dubs are definite canon.
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>>702528953
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He's gay
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Johnny Test
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>>702528953
in literally 10 seconds he stops existing and will never be remembered by anybody ever.

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