new trap/sissy/cd thread
Needs more swimsuit pics
>>677408508
Is the cutie that just showed off her cute boy hole here?
Optimist: Glass is half full
Pessimist: Glass is half empty
Feminist: Rape
>>677405628
Optimist: Glass is half full
Pessimist: Glass is half empty
Feminist: Rape
Manchild: Make a thread about feminists
Optometrist: Please stand on the black line and tell me whether this glass is half full of half empty
Topologist: I have rigorously formalized the notion of emptiness, but have yet to completely understand what a "glass" is
Real Hunger Games Bread
Fuck these faggots
>>677406790
>>677405900
24 with images are in
jap and dave
Rami Hikari
Izcalli
Doug Dimmadome
Feels thread /b/ I just lost one of my best friends I've ever had
>>677407457
Fag
Don't worry bro, a lot of charities will buy a prosthetic hand for a person in need.
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
>Chickens do not have the cognitive ability to reason. Therefore, it was Random.
Why did the plane crash?
>Because the pilot was a loaf of bread
Two muffins are sitting in and oven
>After approximately 45 minutes they are a baked to a nice golden brown.
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
A white horse fell in a mud puddle.
in b4 driver was an alcohol
A boy is sitting by a table drinking soda. He takes a sip of his soda and thinks to himself: "Wow. That's really good."
>>677408573
A horse walks into a bat. The bartender asks the horse "why the long face"
>The horse incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor and leaves
s/fur
>>677408539
I NEED SOME FKIN INSECTS ANONS.
(bump)
>>677408677
/thread
floof and butts and things
34 decides my Facebook cover photo
>>677407801
Fag
>>677407902
Kike
get
Sh0ta bred
League of Legends help thread. Currently rank 110 in NA, LCS substitute for Echo Fox, competitive challenger player. Ask me questions and I'll try to help you.
Usually I add people who roll dubs, but last time it ended up being a get thread and my friends list went full. So only 69, 99, and trips, can be added this time.
How do i play from behind, and how do i help my team when behind?
Bumping once just in case
Im korean why do i suck
>>677408265
rolling for that add also. i have grigne from Team liquid added.
Did someone call the greatest rocker singer that ever lived?
Freddie Mercury was the greatest rock star who ever lived. I dare you to even attempt to prove me wrong.
He was an amazing singer but greatest rock star lmao no
>Lou Reed
/thread nigger
>>677406584
We will agree to disagree.
>tim buckley
>daniel gildenlöw
welcome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnAKLYmUYz0
Pitbull is the best pet to own
They're great.
>>677405753
I had one. She was so badass! Half rednose half jeep
Love 'em but I never owned one.
>>677406095
Fiance just went out and got another. Moves me to 3 fucking dogs...
Would you fuck her?
how feminine is her penis.
>>677405285
>this
Yep
>her
Ask someone tripping anything
>>677406215
who tied your shoelaces?
>>677406215
Did you remember to turn on the oven?
holy fuck i forgot to shut off the walrus
>>677406215
what are you on?
if a girl called you creepy what would you do?
"well yeah i am, whats your point?"
stop being creepy, fagget.
what I wish I'd do:
>"whatever"
what I'd actually do:
>"..oh..uh..sorry....I..uh..didn't mean to uh...
I'd whip my dick out and start jerking off before she could look away.
Hey /b/ it's not often that I come here for advice, however I'm in a tough situation and could use alternative opinions.
I'm a 19 year old alt right leaning man pursuing a medical career in the future. I am a fairly normal white man, genetically pure. German/English mixed.
I was able to come into contact with and began conversing with a young woman, she's extremely intelligent, gifted classes throughout her school career, Ukranian/Russian/German mix, has openly stated that she wouldn't date a black man because "no offense but she wants to be with someone of her OWN race not someone genetically different" she has fact based opinions and overall she's a beautiful young lady, both inside and out she's a 9/10. The only problem being? she's 15 and I'm already in a relationship.
In a relationship with a 5/10 looks, 8/10 mind, 6/10 personality. redheaded high school sweetheart. She was a rebound and I was mostly in it for her mind. Everyone wondered why I began the relationship in the first place due to her extreme introverted tendencies and my extroverted personality. At this point in time I don't feel anything for her. However I'm close with her family and our families are very intertwined.
I'm conflicted on whether I should pursue the young girl, whether it would be moral to wait for her to come of age and then move onto her, what I should do about my current girl, should I stay with her and make it work? I'm not interested in a future with her really and I don't want to hurt her or our families. Some advice on the situation /b/
You should kill her then kill yourself you nigger faggot. Heil Hitler!
>>677403574
Do you even read what you type or do you just have the mentality of a highschooler
Dated a 16 year old when I was 20. No matter how mature they seem at first, a teenage girl is still a teenage girl. They play games like a motherfucker when shit gets serious, and have a lot of bullshit that comes with it. Not to mention if her family, or yours, finds out she's dating someone 4 years older... You don't know the meaning of shit storm. Wait a while, let her mature mentally. Even if she seems mature as fuck now, she's not. Tread carefully because what is now, won't be after you get with her.
kys new fags falling for the b8
Alright /b/, here's a weird sexual story from my younger days.....
>I was about 6, maybe 8, I'm a girl, btw...
>I was hanging out with my best friend at the time, he was either the same age as me, or 1 year younger.
>We eventually decide to set up a tent outside and sleep in there for the night, why idk. Our lawn was pretty big so we were quite a distance away from my house.
>We did dumb stuff, laugh and have fun, make cliche overused jokes, etc...
>Eventually we were both laying down side to side, he asks, "Can I ask a question? It's pretty... weird."
>I shrug, "Sure, what is it?"
>"Have you ever been on the computer and found anything..." longest pause of my fucking life, "....naughty?"
>This of course catches my attention, I say, "Yeah, I gotta go digging for it usually though. What kind of stuff... do you see?"
>Can practically feel the tension.
>Says he find pictures of people having sex, girl spreading their pussies, etc...
>I found pictures, and also a few porn videos, one I told him about was a little porn involving a girl student and her principal or whatever.
>"Did she mouth-and-penis (that's what we called it, didn't know that that blowjob was a word back then.) her principal?"
>"Yes. Of course." A good 3 minutes of silence...
>"Can you... mouth-and-penis me anon? Please?"
>I agree, he's so shaky and slowly with pulling down his pants I eventually get impatient and do it for him.
>I suck him off, he's fucking loving it, telling me to go faster and shit.
>I give him a bj for probably a good 5 minutes, idk if it's a thing with boy's anatomy when there young, but he never came. He lays there, panting for a while.
>I open my yap, "Okay, so now we do that thing with both our parts, right?"
>"What?"
>"I want to have sex with you!" I say, word for word.
>He's hesitant, even straight up saying he doesn't want to.
>"If you don't put your penis in my pussy, I'll tell your mom you made me have sex with you!"
To be continued...
>>677404754
>Girl
Tits.
tits or gtfo
Gr8 story m8
/pol/ sponsored Habbo thread. Let's do this shit, fam.
>>677404067
ok joining
wew
im in here with some /b/rothers
>>677404067
I'm down
ITT: we rate each other based on boards we browse other than /b/
>/gif/
>/pol/, sometimes
>/b/
>/pol/
>/int/
>>677404698
2/10 kiddy edge boards
All of them, for I am the original fag, master meme maker, face of the anonymous and legion.
>/b/
>/a/
>/c/
>/h/
and
>/w/
I'm a fucking weeb fag
Babysitting my niece tonight and we are bored. What's some fun games we can play?
Doctor.
Who can cum first, you faggot
>>677405760
Red rocket
rape
Allright /b/
We post high quality hentai.
I dont care if its solos, clean, messy, gangbangs, monsters, tentacles, loli, rule34, as long as its high quality. Bonus points if their dirty.
i'll post the first 10 at least but i need anon to contribute!
![Creepy+Alien[1].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1459/666/1459666218454.jpg "Creepy+Alien[1]")
