Hey /b I'm meeting a guy off an app for a large buy of wax (weed) tomorrow for the first time. We are meeting in a mall parking lot off the highway for the exchange. How do I ensure that everything goes smooth and I don't end up murdered or robbed?
>Lookout on a nearby fire escape with a rifle
>Scooter nearby to chase down dealer if they try to escape
>Video killed the radio store on the radio
>>767604968
only take enough cash for what you need, leave credit cards at home.
offer to suck his dick as a tip, dont even wait for him to ask. just offer.
>>767604968
If I get some real answers I'll post more. I'm the one selling the wax
If you don't meet a cop, then more then not everything will go like a normal buy, he may ask for your number so he can continue to purchase.
Not everyone is sketchy and this is just meeting a new dude, don't worry. I've done it plenty of times.
Milfs you know IRL
>big tits edition
i'll start with Amy,
3 kids, 5'2", huge tits, 37
>you know IRL
>>767608587
name? since you know her in real life.
>>767608825
nice rack
get dubs to die instantly
it really works
look how dead I am
dubs
By mommy
>>767611924
pls
What killed the dinosaurs?
Your mom killed the dinosaurs
>>767610773
A chain reaction of ecological phenomena likely resulting from one or more concurrent natural disasters, e.g. your mom.
A big rock
ZE ICE AGE!!!!
Drawthread
>>767608059
Drumsticks forever...
>>767606788
>>767606864
>>767607033
maybe if i rip out all my titty drawings i can stuff them down my throat and suffocate myself
I want to eat Poxzi's ass.
>>767608397
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Good for you anon.
WHO DIS
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>>767610989
sorry, no one under 18, goodbye
>>767611480
into the >>>/trash/ with you
collectors of /b post a pic u haven't seen since u saved.
this girl, super cute
/b/ what the fuck is wrong with me? I haven’t felt anything since I was a kid besides an empty feeling that I just fill with shit to keep my mind off of it. People think I’m heartless and it’s destroying my relationships with people and I don’t know why. Am I a freak? Is there something actually wrong with me? I try to do good but people just seem to be pushed away after a while. They blame problems on me and I apologize but it they know it’s just words and when they do they leave. Idk what to do anymore.
You need anti-psychotic drugs
>t. someone who would cut, starve and binge but after drugs live a calm and fulfilling life
>>767610514
Do they help? If someone found out I was medicated they would still think I’m a freak.
>>767610405
If you want to talk about you problems and shut, or life story, email me or discord me or sometjing
>>767610405
>apoLOGize
Can anything you have beat this cop?
>>767610643
a homemade emp could
a bunch of magnets as well
>>767610712
emp proof and magnet wont get close enough
>>767610776
-60/10
Non-porn webms
>>767607591
>>767607591
What was she doing outside of the car?
I'm on grindr looking for trannies and traps to fuck. No luck yet but some fat 30 year old dude said he would give me $50 if he could suck my dick. Should I go for it? I feel grossed out even thinking about it I need the money for my 23&me test to prove that I'm not just an amerimutt.
I'm on grindr for the same reason but no don't do it
>>767612680
This is the most 4chan post I've seen in awhile...
>>767612889
Any luck yet? There are like zero traps in my town.
>>767612680
Do it and don't forget the free kiss after he's done
Missouri nudes thread! 417 here
STL or 618 girls?
West plains where u at
Lebanon nudes?
Oak Grove here
Let's get an ass thread going
This is ideal ass for me. I hate asses any bigger than this
>>767609611
Post it then
hiiii b whats up i ate edibles so thaats cool
also thats me in the pic :p ik i look like im having seizure idk whats wrong with me
Show tits or fuck off
>>767613231
I think bleach fixes that problem, go look under the sink
hey cool filter brah
aww look at those chubby cheeks. now lets see those tits.
waifu thread
我爱她
>>767610136
OwO
>>767609848
I cant just make her awoo
thanks for thread susan ilu
>>767610349
play some blues guitar they awoo at that
>>767610136
ew gine said you have dick rabies
FB/Insta/VSCO thread v3
Interest?
Rule 34
ultimate celeb thread
>>767612649
yeah, this was not an improvement over the brainstorming we had going.
We need something that demands more OC.
Alright /b/. Here more greentext for ya and more I typed up since my last thread.
>be me
>be female preist
>church is an orphanage for lil lolis
>most loli kids are lil shits
>two lolis who are actually worth taking care of
>both are 11/10 qt 3. 14s
>massive lolicon
>other lolis are rude and refuse to take Jerusalem
>HERESY.cross
>the rest of the church doesn’t like me says, I’m not representing the Christian faith in a good light
>lil fox loli comes up to me and is shy as Hell
>yes I’m a priest and just said Hell fuck you lol
>loli starts fiddling with her hands
>adorableasfuck.jerusalem
>”Mistress A-anon... I w-want to talk to you about something... p-pweese...”
>oh my fucking God
>“Of course child. Tell me what’s bothering you.”
>I get down on my knees to get to her height, she’s smol
>smiling warmly trying with every fiber in my being not to fuck this little girl
>”I... umm... I-I feel funny... whenever I see you... l-like I want to hug you really tightly...”
>fox loli just explained to me that she gets horny whenever she sees me
>checkmateatheists.God
>time to take advantage and show her how to love
>”Well child, you’re growing up. And with growing up comes new feelings that con only be satisfied by other people. What you’re feeling is natural. But I can help you.”
>loli hugs me, her panties are soaked
>she starts grinding up against my leg
>then the winged girl boner arrived!
>reach down and start rubbing the outside of her panties
>loli moans commence
>take her into my office
>set her down on sofa
>take panties off
>Lordforgiveme.prayer
>eat her out like a filthy Saracen that just found out what food was
>she calls me mistress as she cums
>don’t stop until she cums two more times
>teach her how to eat out pussy
>she eats me out
>she’s pretty good for a little girl
>put her on top of me before I cum
>rub clits together
>Iamgoingtohellforthis.satan
Cont.
>she cums as I cum
>we cuddle afterwards
>she tells me she loves me
>send her back after a few hours
>find out she’s an orphan with and so is her loli friend Remillia
>working on adoption for fox loli
>pic related
Want moar /b/? No? Too bad.
>be me
>still a priest
>been a week or so since I taught the fox loli how to be loved by someone
>admittedly I really didn’t really do it out of love, I was just horny
>over time I develop a parental bond with her
>found out her name is Rin
>still teaching her how to be loved by someone physically
>start to actually love this little girl
>spends most of her time with me
>constantly making her cum and in return she say she loves me
>still calls me mistress but one time she called me mommy
>checkmateatheiestsMKII.heaven
>go back two days ago
>I’ve been working on adopting Rin a while now
>an agent shows up to ask me some questions
>typical CPS shit
>suitable home, clean record, everything that those fucks would ask
>checks out my room
>fox and cat lolis all over my walls
>agent looks suspicious
>tell em “I watch anime in my spare time”
>he buys it but is still suspicious
>tells me everything looks good and they’re just waiting on an interview with me and Rin
>feelsgoodman.jesus
>at church, teaching how the kids how God loves them and he has a family for them one day
>kids eat this shit up
>kids don’t realize that it’s a bullshit lie
>lol
>get done with the preaching
>two FBI faggots approach me and ask to talk to me
>fuck
>”of course gentleman. What can I do for you?”
>they tell me that one of the nuns overheard Rin talking about how I teach her how to be loved by someone
>tell them that my intention was to teach her that God loves all of us and we should love each other alongside him
>they ask to personally speak with Rin
>they take her in the back room to ask her some questions
>start preparing to beat both agents unconscious with the chalice used on Sundays and flee with Rin to Canada
>they come back and seems like Rin got what was going on and told them bogus shit to keep my ass safe
>mfw the loli I’m fucking is lying to the feds
>they thank me for my cooperation and fuck off
Cont.
>thankyouLawdJaysus.creation
>word spreads to CPS and completely fucks the adoption process
>whatever, I see her all day at work so it doesn’t matter too much
>Rin says she wants to show me Remilla
>mfw she’s having the same feelings as Rin does
o... ok
hi /b/, it's that time again
trips decides my taco bell order, $20 maximum
>>767605658
you better not be eating $20 worth of taco bell by yourself. don't be a worthless fat fuck.
>>767605658
bruh those fucking shredded chicken burritos. easily best thing they got
$20 worth of chips and cheese
10 of those cheese bean rice burritos
