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ITT: Slampig material
ITT: home
>houses you would want to live in
>shower wou would want to fap in
>things that make you feel at home
>little things that make you feel good even when on the road
just. whatever makes you feel that special kind of serenity, you know what i mean.
>>710903020
> fap in the shower
goddamnit son, get the hell out of the shower!
i'm not paying a big water bill!
I really like old houses
>>710903729
i didnt fap in the shower until i was living alone.
imo its just nasty to do it in a shower that other people also use.
>>710904125
i like them, too. i thought about it.
i am living now in a fairly new-age reinforced concrete thingy.
the thing with old houses is you have to paint SO MANY different things again and again or else the wooden parts will eventually wither.
maybe i will eventually relocate to another climate zone, one where things stay the way they are for a couple years without tremendous maintenance. then it would definitely be a fully wooden house of old-school convoluted architecture.
Fb continue
Continue on her?
>>710920160
>>710920266
hell fucking yes
s/fur sees it coming
posting these two from the other thread, they got me so hard
Deutschfaden
Fragen
1. Pennen langweilt oder?
2. Gut drauf?
3. Was macht ihr falls Donald gewinnt?
4. Musikempfehlung (optional)
Erster für Fleischküchle
>>710915127
und Deus Vult!
>>710915289
Bouletten.
>>710915309
nach dem einmaligen ausprobieren habe ich vor solche substanzen nur dann zu nehmen wenn die umstände es wirklich erfordern. trump z.B. hätte es bei den debatten nehmen sollen. für den einfachen clubbesuch ist es mir das nicht wert
wird hier gesägt?
FEET THREAD.
Starting with my gfs
>>710904023
british, eh?
>>710904023
Don't know how to tell you this, but your "girlfriend" has a penis
>>710904716
yeah! interested?
>>710904023
Hot!!!!!!
how often you think about suicide /b/ ?
>>710903795
haha, suicide, yawn...
>>710903795
you shouldn't. talk to your physician OP
everyday 5 times a day
>>710903795
Everyday...
>>710903795
As often as you freaks talk about it. Immediately after I leave this thread, I will not think about it until another self-hating hunchback pops his (always his) head up.
STOP FUCKING THINKING ABOUT THIS SHIT YOU SELFISH PRICKS
yfw she flashes you
>need reaction material
>>710911067
if dubs, post tittes
>>710911067
want more christina?
>>710911352
Wait until she's 55. If she flashes you then, the damage that gravity will have inflicted on those huge honkers will render them not so fabulous anymore.
You're gonna need a completely different reaction image then.
>>710911582
POST ONLY PICTURES YOU'VE SAVED FROM "PICS YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SHARE" THREADS!
LETS SEE WHO'S FAMOUS/FULFILL THAT FANTASY THAT ONE GUYS HAS ABOUT SEEING HIS GIRL POSTED!
What do /b/?
>>710913992
Join internet, and blame the others genders.
>>710913992
Freak the fuck out because I've somehow changed into a woman in a single night.
I would probably just masturbate all day.
flickthebean.jpg
>>710914101
This
Masturbation is the only correct answer
Agora
That's more like it.
Snarf, if you're here, I'll post gfur to make it up to you.
Never mind then. Shitty internet.
New thread Boxxy/Catie
Forever Queen
unicorn fucker
>>710902051
My cousin met her at a party in Burbank last year. They ended up fucking. He said it was totally sub-par. She got shit all over his dick, and violently queefed at the end.
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Boxxy
>>710902051
>Queen
>>710903488
i dont even care, i really hope this is true
Porn Webm Thread?
>>710905153
Sauce?
>Be me
>White Caucasian female
>Year 2022
>Second trump term
>my ankle monitor is tighter now.
>For my protection
>I'm on probation for getting out of my perimeter 3 times.
>Husband returns from work
>Made dinner for him like good wife
>He grabs me by the
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>>710905494
>dile
lol. I'd suggest you should go back to school, but that's banned for women under President Trump.
RIP anon
>>710906434
But President Trump is locked up in a Mexican POW camp located somewhere in Maryland.
Wat do?
>>710905494
one can dream
At least your husband had work, thanks to Trump.
>>710905494
Eh. You tried.
>>710903923
cheap shot. what an asshole
Looking for more fights to add to my collection
>>710904221
what the hell is going on here?
can you imagine being a rookie cop rolling up to this?
