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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>you are on a plane bound for Tokyo
>in the middle of the Pacific Ocean
>fire breaks out in the cabin and consumes the plane
wat do?
Uh burn to death
Have the pilot fly really low and then jump out of the plane into the cooling water
Stop, drop and roll.
>>674321236
Prepare to die. Jesus OP, your a stupid faggot.
>>674322326
You would just give up?
If you go get me some dubs I'll let you hide under the blanket so Ozpin doesn't find you're hanging out in the girls dorm this late at night!
this has potential
k
lewd heathen
>>674322866
>>674322866
you ma boy blue
dubs decides which movie I watch tonight
Caligula
Ip man 3
A Serbian Film
>>674323146
Blue is the warmest color without subtitles
Monsters Inc.
General Sh0ta bread?
General Sh0ta bread.
Either SS or just Sh0ta, but I'll let you guys decide.
Dragons fucking cars
:)
>>674321851
this is hot
Yeah well too bad we're all fucking Newfags or cancer.
>>674322334
this picture is really good do you like it?
Baka desu senpai
>>674323299
oh shit..
but I already won
F/Nap Bread?
Odd fap
Even sleep
Dubs edge twice no cumming
Trips no fap for 3 days
Quads fap 4x without stopping.
>>674323904
Well.
Rolllll
rool
>>674323904
Roll
>>674324238
reroll
Is it wrong if I (senior in high school) ask out a freshmen? She is cute as fuck and I'm pretty sure she likes me (Always sits next to me, constantly talking and laughing together, she's actually funny and she's a fucking memer too) I feel like this girl was practically made for me. Only problem is age. Me 18 her 14 going on 15. I feel pretty weird that I like a girl this young, but I've really never connected with someone on some many different things. Am I a pedo /b/?
Pic unrelated
>>674321990
Depends
Does she look like she just came out of middle school or does she look relatively mature?
>>674321990
It's statutory rape if you start dating her, so don't get caught fag meister
>>674322246
She looks, acts, and dresses like she's 18.
+ 20 years
your 38
shes 34 - 35
fucking ram her
You want the short answer?
yes
Atheists could simply kill ten thousand infants for no reason and they shouldnt feel bad about it because you cease to exist after death and you will not be punished?
No wonder atheism is Satan's masterplan and you degenerates are falling for it.
I'm pretty sure that mass murder is actual your gods thing
>>674321963
Burn ward next exit
>>674321493
Not you again...
I am a Mormon. Legitimately. Ask me any question, dubs gets my retarded ass answer. Also, fuck this website and the endless list of twelve year old faggots on it.
i live in provo and im not lds. your beliefs are a cult
sage goes in al lfields
>>674321680
No questions here. Just wanted to say you guys look like a bunch of faggots riding bikes with dress clothes on.
>>674321680
How much time are you required to spend proselytizing with your "partner"? Has it ever worked?
Why do you follow a false prophet? Every one of his "disciples" renounced him on their death bed.
Be a Catholic or a Protestant. Stop wasting your time.
>>674322228
you were so close to getting dubs that I'll tell you m8. However long it takes, by wife or the other missionary you have it just depends. It's harder to convince atheists (especially highly cynical ones) to convert. Whereas people of other religions are easier in the sense that they already accept christ or a god, so simply adding that there are living prophets and other prophets than those of traditional religious texts is not too far a stretch of the mind. Thank you for asking.
Shower/bathing thread
pfdsafarwg
>>674322867
i was about to say you can't be that old of a poster but holy shit 2014 was 2 years ago
>>674322770
ahahaha, fair enough, the other ones I cant post cus of sound anyway
>>674322944
Anytime, just ask bae~
>>674322710
You can embrace it for me and tell me how it is.
>>674322710
Why would he deny himself of superior hair quality?
>>674322944
this is totally incorrect.
>>674323092
laze.
Marine fags get in here.
I enlisted about a month ago and have been going to PT's. I leave for boot June 27th. What should I expect and prepare for?
First tell us how many pulls up you can do and what you run time is faggot
>>674321729
Gimme a break. Like you aren't already all over YouTube watching it. Eyes open eyeballs click
>>674321953
8 pull ups.
First run time in IST was 16:25. Now it's down to 13:44. Recruiter said it wasn't bad but it's still shit.
>>674321729
went to mcrd san Diego last summer
it was shit
just boring tedious bull shit all day
some days you will be drilling all day long and it sucks.
You dont do anything fun
>>674322084
Eyes open eyeballs click? I bet you used stress cards faggot
yo /b/
I'm trying to buy some lean and the dude's selling a pint of red for 350
is this a good deal or am I being ripped off?
just make your own it's not hard at all
thats a ripoff i sell mine fo 100
>>674319178
where u at though
Lean? It's a rip off ALWAYS. Fuck that stupid shit, it's just a marketing scheme for niggers.
All it is is promethazine, which you can get just by asking, it's like benadryl, you can't get high off it, it just makes painkillers work better, that's all it does.
The other chemical is codeine which is the weakest opiate.
So, go get some benadryl for 2 dollars, and buy 348 dollars worth of vicodin or oxy, and make your own "lean".
Shit is stupid honestly, I don't know why kids think it's something to do.
>buying pre-made lean
>not buying codeine/promethazine syrup
>urbanfag wig/nig detected
Not only is that a complete fucking ripoff, but you have no idea how much or how little syrup they're putting in.
Tl;dr OP is a moron
/thread
Screenshot your gallery. No deleting.
Like 70% or my pictures are nudes
>>674320631
Nice
>>674320631
What do you do in public if you need to show someone a picture? That's the only reason I don't keep porn on my phone
Boy gets shot by John Goodman
Girl kills John Goodman
Escapes outside
Aliens attacked
Cloverfield Monster.jpeg
Blows it up
Drives to Houston
TO BE CONTINUED.
Your welcome
>>674319539
So this movie is actually related to the other cloverfield movie?
>>674319674
Surprisingly, it was relevant at the end. Yeah
>>674319539
op continues to be a raging faggot
>>674319674
Op is full of shit.
The movie is unrelated to cloverfield
>>674320165
Actually the director already said they were connected, just not directly.
This is the second in a trilogy according to the creators.
Phat ass white girls thread.
Dubs decide what to do
>>674320908
Drink it.
drink it
>>674321052
>>674320908
And/Or kill yourself. OP's choice.
>>674320908
Eat it
>>674320908
Scoop it all out with a glass into a bucket and then beer bong it into your ass.
Wallpaper thread
I like this background OP. Thanks.
>>674320533
np anon
>>674320533
Im looking for more 8-bit wallpapers like it
>yfw its actually happening
>>674320598
>Not voting Camacho 2020
Underrated movie that should be shown in schools.
OP here, just kidding #Trump2016
>>674320598
It's got electrolytes.
It's definitely true that the smartest people I grew up with have either not had kids yet or only just started, while the dumbest people I know had kids within five years of high school ending.
