Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
claimed. Also whish i could use explosion magic on these capchas
Best girl claimed <3
witness me
Draw Thread
Yet Another Penis Goes Everywhere Edition
>>677061747
Show vagoo while being buttrided
Tell me this tuba vore posters :
Do you LEGITIMATELY want to see it or is this just age old spam? These threads have been shit for awhile now and I am considering the requests just to drive it more away from avatar posting but tell me if you ACTUALLY care about it or if you just are reviving a meme.
from other thread
>>677061600
Fuck.
>>677061602
There is no couch in my room
>>677061788
I used it for drawing, i don't have a printer
>>677061995
posted it in the other thread but i follow the dude on tumblr and actually respect him a bit for how self aware he is
ITT: Images you really like
i really really really like this image
>>677062159
there he is
If every drug made was on a table in front of you, what would you choose?
>>677060810
cocaine
then
heroin
>>677060810
Paracetamol. Because my head fucking hurts
>>677060810
still just weed
Ask Jesus!
What are you going on /b/?
>>677060446
will i get caught?
Am I the greatest man to ever be?
>>677060446
give me the winning lotto numbers plz
Highschool stories thread
>16 yo Me
>Geometry teacher is a total faggot
>Pedophile
>Whatasurprise.jpg
>One kid that was kind of a friend laughs at him continiously
>We had a facebook group for the class
>That kid starts posting daily "memes"
>Just autistic images with text
>WakeMeUp.avi
>Everybody loves him, because they're all autistic
>I don't, not funny at all
>Even less funny since I'm from Mexico
>Spanish makes things a lot times less funnier
>Back to the story, he starts his daily shitpost
>The teacher's balls sucker tells him
>Teacher gets mad at the kid, and grabs his cellphone
>He sees all the images
>OhBoiHeBoutToDoIt.png
>I try to not laugh
>"Kid, you know it's ilegal to take pictures of people without asking, right?"
>"But it's funny hehehe"
>Whole class just laughs and tells the teacher to fuck off
>I looked at the kid's eyes. He was totally nervous
>"Stop. Or I'll get detention to all of you"
>Class stops laughing
>"Listen here, kid. I'm gonna delet ALL your galery. BUT, after I take you to the principal"
>The teacher takes him, and the kid gets suspended for a whole week
>Fast forward to when he comes back
>He's still autistic as fuck
>He still uploaded the daily "meme"
>The teacher hated him, and he knew the kid kept doing those
>I always thought the teacher never said anything to him because he understood the kid was "popular" by doing those
>Again, fastforward to highschool graduation
>Speech time, class choosed the kid just for fun.
>Kid just starts saying kind of OK stuff.
>Then he had a smile on his face
>Fuck no
>He started playing a video of a "meme" compilation he did.
>The teacher is 100% Mad
>The video is cut out, and the principal and the teacher took the kid to another place
>mfw he had to repeat a whole year for that
>>677044894
Bump
KeK did you regret it?
>>677045570
Regret what? Being with that kid? Oh absolutely
>>677045714
No no no. Did you regret not acquiring the meme compilation to show here? By all means necessary ofc
should I buy a vita
sure
>>677043729
don't do it, waste of time. the screen is b/s and the sticks break so quickly.
>>677044315
Lies.
>>677043729
used yes new no
Dubs gets more of whichever girl you want
>>677055437
Madison Deck
How about some Nosauce?
Feels/baww thread
I feel we could all use one right about now. get in here faggots.
>>677058264
I miss my dog
Hacked mms thread continued! X4
So ever since that picture message hack from http://mymmspy.tumblr.com/ came out I have seen a tons of threads on posting stolen photos. Continuing this trend! Again! For x4 time!
Post pics and the relation to you - Do your worst!
It's about time someone made a new hacked thread
Here's one I got off my sister kek
>>677057866
Does anyone know if sprint is still down?
Sprint is working just fine
I got my sister's underwear. Trips dedices what I do with them
>>677058290
give it to me
Cum in them
Cum on it.
eat them
porn webm
Femanon here.
I personally love the shitstorm that starts everytime some poor faggot makes one of these anti women or feminist threads. Gives me a chance to see just how upset I've made everyone and chuckle a bit.
You think jokes about kitchens or showing tits bother me? It just goes to show how much power any random female holds over you, they can pull your complete attention away from a topic just by having a vagoo.
Sure, you'll act tough and cynical here, but we all know it's just a desperate overcompensation for how much of a doormat you are IRL. If you decide to lash out and act a bit sexist now and then, I can't really complain.
After all, we do pretty much run the show.
Men rely on us, work for us, spend money on us, buy us houses and cars and clothes, sign prenups that we can turn around and cash in when we feel like ditching them for a younger, cuter piece of ass.
Got a kid with a girl? Don't fool yourself, it's HER kid, not yours. Piss her off and she'll take it and leave your ass, and you can pay her a nice chunk of child support for the rest of your life.
Yep, this is the power we hold over you. So you go ahead and make your rape jokes, really. I still know that when you see me on the streets you'll be watching, getting hard, and problably crying a tear or two because you know you'll always be a forever alone faggot
Before any of you dickweeds say anything, yes, I am a regular on Tumblr. This website was brought to my attention by a very good friend of mine. She was linked to this website as a joke, and is now severely traumatized. You can say only war vets or people who witness deaths first-hand only get PTSD, but that is a myth. My dear friend now has mild PTSD from this shithole website and refuses to leave the house ever since she visited 4chan. Not only is she traumatized and has PTSD, she also developed severe work-out anxiety. She is a curvy girl, and she posted a selfie on on one of the threads, and was constantly called a fat pig and told to starve herself. Now she is terrified of exercise and visiting any gyms in fear that she will be ridiculed. This is a sick website and I will make sure it gets taken down. It took me a lot of courage to even visit this sick site and stick up for my friend, as your sick comments trigger me and give me nausea as well as panic attacks. But I am doing it anyway. Stop your sick ways or I WILL GET THIS FOUL WEBSITE TAKEN DOWN.
99.999% chance of bait but i'll say it:
TITS & TIMESTAMP / GTFO
>>677058321
>>677058414
Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say ANYTHING else - ONE word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the Master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this Fear Engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming -as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of NOTHING will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark world will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.
CP is fucking disgusting
>welcome to the thread literally about captain planet, corn porn, club penguin, and cheese pizza.
is this bait?
>>677058804
This sick fucking degenerate is trying so hard. His greasy hands have been stroking his .7incher to not lose any momentum while he hopes someone will fall for this and give him what he wants. HE is the one who is fucking disgusting.
Bait harder
YLYL April fools edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFVaH0E9X3s
Battle stations?
>Inb4 shit desk
Desk shit
>>677051040
It is a pretty shit desk though.
postin mine
mexithread
que pedo perras
no puedes abrir un mex thread sin mencionar los taos pinche wey
puro pinche cartel de santa a la verga compa
Ask the ball!
Does she love me?
>>677055465
Soz anon
Does she hate me?
Will i get a call from L?
>This is /b/
Before the ceaseless cuck, trap, and fur threads. Back before generally unfunny and repetitive content became the predominating theme. Before there were feels, there were baww threads. Before kek, we did shit for the lulz. Back when you would turn on CNN or Fox News and see something you witnessed being discussed in a thread the night prior, manifest itself and impact the world on a global, albeit trivial, scale. Back when getting v& was a legitimate concern because you had participated in at least 4 publicized bomb threats in a week. When we weren't prank calling public events posing as Al Qaeda, we were shutting down the pool in Habbo hotel, keeping them safe from AIDS.
People say /b/ was never good. Bullshit. This place used to be fucking awesome. I would literally lurk from dusk till dawn, fapping and laughing. Now I just fap, I rarely ever laugh.
We convinced CNN to broadcast that Steve Jobs had died of a heart attack via ireport causing the stock price of apple to fucking tank. We made Oprah say "Over 9,000 penises" on fucking T.V. We made Times Magazine list moot as the most influential person in the world in 09. WHY did we do all that? For the fucking lulz, that's why.
It's weird, because although /b/'s community has grown exponentially in recent years to more than quadruple the size it once was, there is very little momentum/drive/innovation. For example, Shillary is campaigning in Syracuse on Friday. If this were old /b/, there would have been multiple threads on various possible ways we could fuck shit up. That's why old /b/ was fun. We got involved in whatever was happening in the real world at the time, not for the greater good or to push some political agenda, we did it for the lulz. I think there's hope, though. /b/ is not lost. I think together, we can make /b/ great again.
Trap thread?
But on a serious note I feel like most of 4chan is now children who wandered in from reddit and tried to blend into the woodwork.
I've recently seen people say things like "lost lol xD"
And I think they are being serious
There is not much hope left this place fam.
>>677051700
It's to late for that, newfag
>>677051700
/b/ has always been garbage. thats the point of /b/ you stupid cucked fur trap
suggest a raid then u slimy dog
COME ON, TABLE 24 IS STILL WAITING ON THEIR DUBS AND SOMEONE JUST ORDERED TRIPS. LET'S GO PEOPLE!
Are you fucking me right now? WHERE IS MY FUCKING CREW?
Nuder roll
>>677054890
fuck off Gordon
