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Choose one and why?pt2
All of them except the left one.
>dat chin
Also she looks like a annoying bitch. Is she?
>>674953612
No she's great. I love her face
>>674953012left, surely
you choose now
>>674953833
Left great titties
>>674953833
the leftmost two. A bit of vanilla with a smattering of ethnic flavor.
cringe thread? fresh OC
>>674957070
the fuck is that oc from
>>674957810
That is cringe worthy. I mean if it's in context I might do that as a joke when I cut myself working on the house to gross her out but this is kinda weird.
This device pictured has single-handedly brought down crime rates world wide by the percent of people it is attached to. Let's invent some new anti-crime devices /b/.
Dildos and fleshlights are anti rape devices
>>674949753
Like if you use a dildo with a fleshlight?
>>674949521
how about like a breathalyzer but instead of alcohol it detects dick on ones breath. this could be used to cut down on prostitutes
Gaydar
trust me
OP will be wrong
fail
no possible way kill urself
nigger
Nigger
Vore story anyone?
>you will never have a beautiful daughter
why are you still alive?
MOOOOODS
mode!
>>674951705
I live to fuck your daughter
FUCKIN MODS
MODS THIS IS LIKE THE SECOND ONE IN THE PAST 3 MINUTES PLEASE HELP
Rare Pepe thread
Get in here faggots
>>674955283
Rarest
Most people won't even know the reference
Sup' boyz
>>674955819
what're you sellin'?
Faggarino!
loli
well post then you fucker
Im requesting
sup b
i'm dating a new girl, solid 9/10.
we just started fucking and I can't last long at all
she's just so fucking hot and it's killing the sex
I can go a few minutes and bust
what are some ways to help last longer in bed?
>>674952885
Try cutting your dick off :)
make yourself mentally not enjoy it. In all honesty, thats the only trick that works for me. Control your breathing as well, when people go to climax they tend to hold there breath.
>>674953066
Nah fuck that guy. I'm a different guy. ... Try cutting your dick off
>>674953076
Nah fuck this guy. Try cutting your dick off
>>674953076
holding my breath? fuck that would be kinda hard, usually I'm breathing pretty heavily.
how do you make yourself not mentally enjoy it?
Hey /b/
so I have an emergency and really really need to make some money as soon as I possibly can. I just really need to get my rent paid and I don't have any other options. So I will be doing skype shows for money. I don't expect much as I know this is just the internet and there's lots of free porn out there I'm just really desperate and need to make like $100 by tonight. I know everyone is just going to assume I'm fake but if you want I will go on skype and perform a random non sexual act on cam to prove I'm legit. I know I'm probably
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random pic of me bending the piece of paper-- hopefully helps prove I didn't photoshop it.
>>674951887
I have all internet-free porn. Why would I pay for see you?
here's another pic as well.
>>674952731
Because it's live and she will do what you ask her to do.
>>674952862
Gonna need you to spread your pantyless ass with that timestamp.
Have you ever fapped to a video-game character?
yes and I'm not proud.
Pic related OP. pic, so related.
Alisa from Tekken.
>>674952479
Fang from FF13
>>674952479
yes sir
Gamble your productivity
>odds fap
>evens go about your day
>dubs take a fucking knee and drink water
>trips take a break from Vidya and start practicing your fucking hobby
>quads fap 4 times
>>674954646
Fuck it roll
>>674954646
zebra
quad get
Dubs...take a knee?
>>674954646
Gotta keep rawlin
DEUTSCHLANDFADEN
keine Fragen Edition. Go!
Hitler hitler hitle?
Krebsanon da?
>>674951941
>keine Fragen Edition
zu faul zum denken?
OP is ne Megaschwuchtel
OP hier,
irgend ein Anon hat mir vor einigen Wochen "the left" empfohlen. Ziemlich chilliger scheiß. Danke Anon!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IehjjEFmAJg
Hier noch was doitsches:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbspFkR_gQE
und pic related mein Essen von eben.
>>674952103
Ja
***2016 U.S. ELECTION GAME #1 CONTINUED***
Get in here and roll for your favorite candidate to win as many states as possible! We go on a state-by-state basis. To win a state, you have to roll a '0' or dubs.
IMPORTANT: For a roll to count, your comment must include the name of your candidate AND be a response to the latest map update!
First to 270 electoral votes wins! If no one reaches 270, the top 2 battle it out in a General Election.
***TWO MINUTE BREAK BEFORE GAME CONTINUES***
As we can see, it's mostly all Bernie in the upper midwest. Johnson carrying some states in the Southern Midwest and Northeast. Trump looking strong in the Northwest as well. Lots of states yet to come.
>>674956155
winrar
>>674956157
Are you going in order of how many votes per state
>>674956075
jjjjjjohnnnnnsooooonnn
>>674956401
Yes.
We now continue with a key Southern state.
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***REPLY HERE TO ROLL FOR ALABAMA***
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TO WIN - roll a "0" or dubs.
Unlimited rolls allowed.
dubs decide what I send my art teacher
attachment wanted
Dick
"I got my sister's masturbation video lol check it out"
this
>>674954645
Rolling for this
Amateur pics you saved from other anons
I hope I find my gf pics here
I would love to see pics of my gf that I posted four years ago. Since I deleted them.
>>674950033
Post a non nude of her, maybe youre lucky and someone has it
Hunger Games Thread: 24 Tributes
Claire!
Chara
Robin Lord Taylor
Captain Cock-Eye
Astronaut
irish nudes thread
my girlfriend.. shes 25 and from south Dublin
>>674949528
to much beer huh you irish faggots
>>674949528
mary from kilkenny
Island adventure time, faggots.
You're on a deserted (as far as you know) island. You are looking for a way to get home. Around you, you find:
-A tree and 6 coconuts
-Some sticks and stones on the beach.
-A ring of rocks that would make a good fire pit
-A patch of disturbed sand
Dubs decides what you do next.
Rules:
-Only the first dubs after each image will be counted.
-You only control the guy. "Summon Cthulhu" is okay, but "Cthulhu appears" is not.
-"Kill yourself" will only be drawn if you specify
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>>674953983
are you fuckin kidding me?!?!
>>674953983
stick rocks in butt
>>674954237
No.
stick rocks in butt
>disturbed sand
calm the sand down
>Trump General: We are colonizing this board for trump edition
>Black Supporter had Enough.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vq w5566wnQ
>Police officer Brandon Tatum talks about his experience at the Donald Trump rally in Tucson, AZ.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2q6 jHad-XG0
>Delegates Big Don: 696/Canadian Cruz: 424/Soros Puppet #3054: 144
>Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
http://www.98percentapproval.com/
>UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>Rally Tuscon, AZ 3/19/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipUjysWyUTA
>Rally Phoenix, AZ 3/19/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgG3_h2wrts
>Rally Salt Lake City, UT 3/18/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5GXF4PPvlc
...
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>Trump’s Bizarre Presidential Campaign
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0o9sgZZtgk
>AIDS Skrillex vs. Reagan
https://twitter.com/CantStumpTrump1/status/711295388335149056/video/1
>Arizona rally goer/protester says “Fuck her right in the pussy” live on CNN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv9AcnJheKc
>Aids Skrillex: My Mom Loves My Music!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3H0SzSjkvcg
>Can’t Stump the Trump...
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>>674952173
Without fags it's not the same.
roll baby
