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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
God tier pornstars
>>674145904
youre joking? i got a few minutes into one of her vids and almost lost my erection. she's just boring, put some effort in
>>674145904
Of course you wouldn't post the name. Make people guess right?
>>674146267
http://www.xvideos.com/prof-video-click/pornstar/mia-callista/10272500/arab_teen_does_porn_mia_callista_aka_mia_khalifa_3_5 try this one, it's one of her better ones
>>674146651
Mia Khalifa / Callista
>>674146651
This has to be b8
>>674146651
Mia Khalifa you retard
ITT: True stories that no one will ever believe.
Your parents are glad they didn't abort you.
The Jews are innocent.
I helped cover up a murder.
> not starting with a story
I got one for ya, OP is sucking a dick right now. But that's not so hard to believe
I turned down a FFM threesome because I was a scared virgin.
Pokemon box 2.
Previous thread:
>>674155352
Requests welcome.
>>674161015
requesting spiderman/cheese
ITT you post a girl and other anons comment how they'd fuck her
Bonus points for cum or cock tribute
PART TWO!!!!
Brutal torture?
>>674145797
oh cool. I posted her in the last thread. here's more
>>674145797
Hang her by her tits in the forest and leave her there with peanut butter on her pussy so random animals will come and lick her pussy and fuck it
do your worst!
Post your favorite game that nobody has fucking heard of.
>>674149532
I'm from /v/ so Radiata Stories is a "duh of course I've heard of it" for me
i beat them both
>>674150956
Good job
>>674149532
>>674150956
Which did you like more?
How to spot a pedo, /b/?
I've got a small baby girl, I have a colleague who I recently befriended. Seemed a friendly dude. Just a few warning signs, my lady says I'm crazy. Opinions please.
1) Guy is a scout leader
2) Likes my girl a lot
3) Offers to babysit so we can go out.
These are already a bit much. He likes my girl too much as it is.
The red flag? She ate some food and got her shirt dirty. Dude asks if he can give her a bath when a clean shirt would have sufficed.
Am I paranoid or does this guy need a castration?
>>674130376
i'd say its a obvious red flag, there is like a 10% chance he's not attracted to chidlren.
set up hidden cameras and let him babysit.
or just cut his balls off.
believe it or not though, some people are just genuinely good with kids/interested in their well being.
just not many these days.
CUT OUT HIS ENTRAILS AND WEAR THEM AROUND THINE NECK IN THE MATTER OF MARDI GRAS BEADS
>>674130376
Castration
set up hidden cameras and fap to it guilt free
Draw Thread
Stilling waiting~
>>674149696
ill tryyyyy
>>674149064
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>A wild kris appears
How we all doin?
Who is this chick?
Hold right there comrade!
We've had reports of German spies around here, show my your service papers and you can go.
Singles: Alright comrade, you're clean, go about your duties.
Dubs (Even): Fucking fascist! Guards, detain him! Interrogate him later!
Dubs (Odd): What are you doing here soldier!? Your papers say you should be on lookout duty! Execution by sundown for deserting your post!
Trips: Ah, the new commander it seems, welcome to our division, your barracks should be on the other side of the camp.
Trips(99 & 00): What?
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>>674145917
roll
where's my 12 yo prussian sex slave comrade?
Blyat
>>674146277
Dead.
>>674145917
HEIL HITLER!
>>674146427
Oh, I mean hail Stalin!
Girl r8 thread. Don't matter if you know them or they are random saves.
Reply for Replies
>>674144833
7/10
>>674144833
Acne, big nose, mediocre face, Mexican
4/10
>>674144833
6/10 her face kinda ruins it
>>674145127
8/10
Pokebox out of boredem. Lightning knocked out my power
Wwyd
>>674144587
more
everything
10/10 would devour stomach first
>>674144587
Jesus CHRIST post more
More like what WOULDNT I do. HAHAHAHA
ylyl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvc-vydnhpc
>>674147474
>47474
Witnessed
>ITT: We guess the ethnicity of each other based on our last names.
>I'll start:
Tua'one.
>>674151448
nigger
>>674151448
indian/native of some kind
mines easy: Zembruski
Hall
>>674151824
English/generic american
>>674151448
Stanton
Just voted for Trump. Now what?
>>674120837
You should probably kill yourself
>>674120952
/thread
Kill yourself.
>>674120952
/Thread?
>>674120837
you did a good job son
Huge Boobs thread
>>674143380
who is this??
>>674143484
no idea
s/fur when the rain falls
>>674149912
ty
I skipped because it was the one day I could skip so far because there was no daily quiz or anything. #rebel
Here we go again
>>674149990
When the wind blows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dD-2I9QOXAo
Cumdumpsters, come cam and show us your tits followed by sharpie in pooper
>FemanonCams
>.
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If you're on a phone install puffin browser to cam
why don't you own a gun?
>>674144914
because I do
fairly similar to that one
a para arms centennial commemoration run of the 1911
>>674144914
Because I have a katana.
Why own just one?
>>674144914
Don't live near nigger-town
Because I know karate
>>674132031
Monster Ock
>>674132031
>>674132147
Can't class as rekt or gore when I can fap furiously to this.
Moar please
Waifu claim thread
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>lets not start civil war
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Red claimed.
madomado
AYY LMAO
Akane claimed
Miho claimed
>>674141731
Obligatory claim.
