dubs decide
old thread >>700466224
keep the kiks comin boys
Kik her
Rollol
>>700483766
u got dubs fam, what do u want me to send her
Would you mind dressing up as an SS officer and spanking me while calling me a "dirty untermensch"?
Don't worry, I already have the costume
>>700483513
Help me fill my reaction folder /b/
Pause movie at 33.33
others guess movie
Elysium
Nice.
any god tier movies?
>>700483303
Braveheart.
pics you wanna share
>>700485660
i really wanna share this pic tbh
>>700485774
>>700485774
Any moar not posted in the last thread?
loli thread
Anything with older women and looks?
http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/303/
ITT: Poorly describe games and other anons try to guess it. Last one died. I'll start.
>be raghead
>shoot lizard-people
>wearing a helmet means you die
>he must die like his brothers before him
>Be new kid
>get bossed around by fat kid
>anal rape
>zombies
>fuck fat kid up
>Watch parents fuck
>give abortion
>go to canada
>kill undead nigger
>kill tranny
>tell friends to fuck off
>>700485422
south park ezpz
>Be CIA
>Russians
>Airport
>You're dead
>>700485637
mw2
>>700485679
win
>>700485036
nothing?
>zombies
>"survival"
>mainly kids play it
ITT : we describe our lives with one image
>>700477618
Ariana fap thread
i am monitoring this thread
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>700477813
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
First for the savior your threads need
So this is what we're reduced to huh? Waifu claiming threads? God this is just pathetic. I remember the good ol' days on /b/ when we weren't utter cancer. We actually got shit done. We did shit that mattered. We fucked with the people who needed to be fucked with...These days it's all glorified autism that people defend just because "it's on /b/" or "It's on 4chan". Why don't you underage faggots just get off the site already? Since I already know that any sane adult wouldn't act this fucking autistic driving us into this utter cesspool of an imageboard. I'm fucking disgusted to have ever been proud to be apart of this god damn cancer.
NTH FOR JUZOBOYS
Dude that's death, that guy's insides just got liquefied into mush and goop.
Bump
That's pretty horrific.
>>700467027
shattered arms broken neck broken spine probably some internal bleeding
Never seen this, jesus crushed bones.
New Celebrity Thread!
Im here
>>700474059
i wont lie anon, if i looked like that i would probably fuck a lot of black guys, maybe even make a sex tape for you to fap to
FB fap. Moar of her requested as well
>>700468613
anyone want more?
>>700468948
Any in skirt and heels?
You will now be promoted for your new army rank, Start rolling:
>1= Private
>2= Corporal
>3= Seargant
>4= Squad Leader
>5= Lieutenant
>6= Colonel
>7= Brigadier
>8= General
>9= 5 Star General
>0= Commander
>22,44,66,88 = Supreme Commander
>33,55,77,99 = Elite I
>222,444 = Elite V
>Off by 1 quads or 999 = Elite X
>2222,4444,6666,8888 = Emperor
>3333,5555,7777,9999 = Deathmachine
>Quints = Any rank you want can be not included in this game
>Septs = Mothership of Earth
alright
Rolling for private
>>700471911
private
Rolling
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>700469729
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>inb4 these fags spam the beginning of another thread so no one takes their qt anime grill pillow
>>700477371
>furry waifu
just kill yourself right now
Claiming felix
>Most importantly, Ayase claimed!
Pay attention to me
Drawthread: cans.wav edition
Hey, how's it going? What should I draw for you guys?
Any tips for a totally sane guy that's in love with pech?
Rate us femanons.
>>700476950
dat chest acne
>>700476950
Cute face
>>700477366
How do I fix it?
>>700477366
Kys
pics you shouldn't share
How dare you insult women like this? This is highly immoral uploading womens private parts on the net for everyone to see. Fucking sicko dont you have any humanity?
Im glad they are catching up with laws against this shit, it wont happen anymore soon, and people like you will be made as public examples getting 5 years with bubba.
Chubby slut ex have moar if want
>>700480420
lets see more
>>700480394
The racial stereotyping.
(continued from previous thread, starting from the beginning for the new people)
Alright /b/, this is the story of how my Mother and I ran a cult.
To clarify what kind of cult we're talking here, no, there were no human sacrifices, no one drank any cool aid, and no one ever got killed.
There was a lot of sex, a lot of good feelings, and only the occasional beating and child abduction.
By the time things fell apart, we had a commune the size of a small town, with almost five hundred people living across a few densely populated farms and homesteads, with a metric fuckton of farm land around it.
Just a heads up, I was a horny bisexual teenager given more or less free reign over hundreds of people, so this story has lots of messed up shit, including incest, some pedophilia and ephebophilia, lots of manipulation, and the occasional bit of violence, so if that's not your jam, peace.
For the most part things were sunshine and rainbows, but towards the end when the law started getting involved, I was in a pretty bad place.
So this is also, eventually, the story of how I got past what I'd become, mostly by traveling and talking to older people who'd seen some shit.
There are a lot of things to go over here, so I've kind of broken this up into different sections of mixed text/greentext talking about how things started, how we actually did some of the more nefarious/deviant stuff, and of course, plenty of sex stories sprinkled in here and there for the more masturbatorially inclined among you.
>>700438996
Oh cool, I was hoping you'd be back.
==Intro===
So.
>Be me.
>Be 14.
>For most of my life, I grew up in a pretty normal household.
>My mother, my younger siblings and myself, all living in a pretty typical two story house in a typical neighborhood.
>My siblings and I all went to public school, had normal friends, played sports and video games, pretty normal stuff.
>The weirdness in my life started, perhaps unsurprisingly, with my mother.
>Looking at mom, you probably wouldn't peg her for the cult type; with her wholesome good looks and her trendy but practical clothing, she looked more like someone's favorite art teacher, or a quirky aunt.
>Mom was an artist and an author, not especially famous, but reasonably well-known locally, and between selling originals to galleries and selling reprints online and at craft shows, plus book sales, she actually made pretty good money.
>She was very much the lovable weirdo, caring and passionate, but a bit absent-minded and frivolous, always picking up the latest spiritualist/wiccan/neopagan/whatever trend, practicing it fervently for a few months before dropping it, but she had the charisma and passion to make it more quirky than worrying.
>I always put up with it well enough; I wanted to be cool and normal like any kid, so her odder tendencies sometimes embarrassed me, but anyone who actually knew my mom quickly learned to love her, which brings me to her most notable trait, and the one that matters most to the story.
>Mom is a MASTER manipulator, and I'm pretty sure she's a borderline sociopath.
>I know modern psychologists don't really use that term, but it gives you the right idea: she could read people and play them like it was easy, and she even taught me how to do it over the years.
>She could get a read on you really quickly, even if you were a total stranger, and from there she just chose which part of her personality to emphasize when dealing with you, and she could seem likeable to anyone without ever misrepresenting herself.
>>700439320
>During the summer of the year I turned 14, mom started hosting what I think would be most accurately described as cyber congregations.
>A couple of times a week she'd set herself up at the computer with a webcam to record what was more or less a weird spiritualist sermon type thing.
(recorded and posted as a video, this was back before most people had good enough internet to reliably attend a livestream)
>I always thought it was weird, and I kind of hated it because it meant two days a week when I was guaranteed trapped in the house for the night, watching my younger siblings.
>Over time I started to pick up on just how popular mom's videos were: she was getting thousands of viewers, and many of those viewers were giving donations.
(remember, this was before modern internet media culture, so ten thousand viewers was huge, especially for someone hosting their own videos).
>Suddenly we went from being lower middle-class to just barely on this side of rich.
>Mom started devoting more and more of her time to her internet spiritualist persona, spending less time on art.
>She asked me to start what was more or less an online youth group for the kids of her followers, and even though I hated the idea, she pretty effortlessly convinced me.
>Most weeks it was me posting videos and setting up a chatroom for a couple dozen kids my age and younger, most being forced by their parents to participate, and it was my job to actually make them WANT to be there.
>This was where mom started showing me her true colors, as she had to specifically instruct me in how to get people hooked: she looked at things more like a con or a sale than genuine spirituality.
>She didn't come out and actually SAY that's how she saw it, and I didn't see it at first, but over time I started to put it together.
>>700439359
>It wasn't especially obvious, just a word slipping through here and there, that when added together made her sound more like a drug dealer or a con woman than a spiritualist.
>"and then they're hooked."
>"that's how we get them."
>"Here's how to keep them coming back"
>"You just have to remind them they love it"
>I realized what she was, and I'm only a bit ashamed to say that I didn't care.
>Yeah, she may have taken advantage of lonely, lost people, but she had me hooked just as surely as them.
>Not on the spiritual crap, I never really bought any of that, but she had me hooked on the idea of She and I vs. The World.
>Yeah, maybe what we were doing wasn't the most ethical thing, but we had each other's backs, and we could take the world by storm.
(sorry if that sounds a little sappy, but that really is what it felt like at the time. Remember, master manipulator, and mom deliberately set herself up to simultaneously be my employer, my best friend, and a borderline romantic partner, as well as being my mother. I loved her completely)
>When we were alone, the two of us didn't even pretend to believe, but our work gave me an intoxicating sense of power over others, and the regular cash incentives from mom didn't hurt either.
>Things carried on like that for about a year when my mom and some of her followers started throwing around the idea of building an honest to god commune.
>At fist I was strongly opposed to the idea, as were most of the kids I "preached" to, but mom managed to sell me on the idea.
>Mom pointed out that if we were living in an isolated commune, she'd be running things, and as her right hand I'd gain even more power.
>She also pointed out that we'd be able to escalate certain ideas of her little religion.
>Given that one of the ideas of her philosophy was free love, even within families, my horny teenaged self thought this sounded like a wonderful idea.
loli thread
>>700479878
More Loli Please! :)
New YLYL
>>700463297
>>700463297
exacry
![Ayase [19].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1471/702/1471702705863.jpg "Ayase [19]")
