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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

This is my first time on 4chan, I don't think I understand it, help?
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You get out of here boy. You're gonna get eaten alive.
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>>678367872
There's your description, its just missing dicks. Good luck newfag.
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>>678367872

>people wishing to pawn their low self-esteem for some big boy balls with arguing and trolling.

>lurkers watching gay retards fight over whos boy butt is betters

>garbage posting on the reg

>porn
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>>678367872
You cannot learn chaos my boy, you just jump right into the flow.

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What happens if when you put it in their butt they poo poo on your pee pee?
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>>678367191
nigger
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>>678367191
There is only one thing I think thought about when I read this...
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you wash your dick

source: faggot

/thread
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Cut it off

Remember those sketchy teachers in high school /b/? They might not have done anything to you but you knew they were up to no good.

Or maybe they were normal enough during the day, but something came to light about them before or after you graduated and it just turned your view of them upside down.

Tell me about them /b/.

>pic related
my assistant principal just got arrested this morning and I saw it on the news, it was some surreal stuff as he was always strict with rules and seemed under control.
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SAN ANTONIO – An assistant principal at O’Connor High School has been arrested and accused of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.

According to an San Antonio Police Department arrest warrant, a woman went to the home of Arnulfo Guajardo on Friday morning and had sex with him, after which she informed Guajardo that their relationship was over and that she was going back to her fiancé.

The woman told police Guajardo became upset and grabbed a shotgun that he kept near his bed.

Guajardo shot the gun into the ceiling and then turned the gun toward the victim, continuing to yell and cuss at her, according to the warrant.

The victim attempted to convince Guajardo to put the gun down, but she said he refused and again fired the gun into the ceiling as she backed out of the bedroom, the warrent states.

The argument continued outside of the home, the warrant continues. When Guajardo went to open the garage door, the victim was able to get into her car and drive away. She immediately contacted police.

Guajardo surrendered to San Antonio police on Friday morning.
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>>678367281
Yup, honestly in school he was pretty cool and just would watch us like hawks so we wouldn't step out of line. So weird to hear he did this. I would have not been surprised if it was some of my other teachers when I was there.
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>>678366661
guidance councilor and librarian were gay lovers. everyone knew no one said anything.
after graduation when I turned 21 I went to an adult bookstore. went into a booth and someone stuck his dick through the hole in the wall. one guess who it was.
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>>678367596
I'm going to say librarian because of his love of books.

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Redhead Girl Thread. Give me your best. Bonus points for redheaded traps.
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>>678366280
Sauce for OP?
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>>678366808
Sadly, I have no sauce, but here is the rest.
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>>678367023
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>>678366280
I NEED SAUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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bored
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rolll
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eh
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lol rollin :)
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ESCALATORS.

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What's his name again?
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benedict cumberbatch
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bendadick cumberbun
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>>678368532

You're boring, OP.
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>>678368641
No, that's not it..

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What is wrong with the walking dead? First meg got riced, when usually, excuse me, white man fuck asian submissive weak girls, and second now we have rick with michonne. What is up with this interracial brainwash propaganda?
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>>678365687
business as usual for hollywoodjewland
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Meh, US has a highish Asian and black population, not really shocking that two whites got with them. There have been plenty of white on white in the comics, some black on black etc. Hell I'm pretty sure Abraham in the comics is meant to be fucking some kinky mexican chicka anyways
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>>678365687
>What is up with this interracial brainwash propaganda?

>post apocalypse
>questionable interracial relationships are an issue

this is evolution in action, the strongest are surviving pre apoc race politics is no longer relevant.
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>>678366986
but they're still relevant in the media/entertainment/social sphere

s/fur
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>>678368226
>>678368237
Meh. I own two cats, a snek, and getting a husky eventually. I care for all my animals greatly. Why do you say I shouldn't own one?
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>>678368226
>taurs
fuck no, I need to sleep...

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Well?
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>>678367914
Just sliced my head in half.
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>>678367914

Ded, OP. I'm ded.
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>>678367914
Shredded my leg from the knee to the foot, damn
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>>678367914
not fucked at all because it's off faggot

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So I need advice about MDMA
I bought two hits and it'll be my first time taking it
Should I take one hit or a half? Also how should I consume it ? Also can I drive within 3 hours?
I'm going to be going to a 80's themed club with some buddies and I want to have a good time

The guy said it was 88 pure crystal MDMA
>pic related
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>>678365986
>88 pure
RACIST
i know your hitler code!!
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>>678365986
Dude that is close to pure man, that is good shit that you have there.

the affects should happen within 45 minutes ~ to an hour,
is this is your first time?.
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>>678366434
>I bought two hits and it'll be my first time taking it
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>>678365986
Take 3 quarters of one and depending on the way you ingest it wait a period of time, parachuting it wait 45 minutes railing it wait 30. A lot of people get an uneasy stomach parachuting it for their first time doing it, I'd suggest railing it but make sure you crush it up for a while, bring it with you cause you'll wanna do more in an hour or two

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f no porn webm thread? Porn Webm thread
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Op here
Thread is useless already fapped to my own webm
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>>678364760
>>678365050
so, now this is cringe thread?
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>fapping to a video with no sound
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>>678365388
You're retarded right?

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Is this shit normal /b/ros i can peel some off easily
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no it means your foot is going to fall off, trust me i have a foot fetish
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trenchfoot. your feet are too wet most of the time, dont wear socks round the house. change your socks twice aday if your going out and keep your shoes on a rota to give them time to air.
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Have you tried over the counter soap and water?
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OP you disgusting filth. This obviously has been going on for a while.

How about you fucking shower and learn to dry your feet correctly? I mean really. Now you notice your horrible disgusting feet?

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Amanda are you here?
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>>678365430
Yes wtf
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>>678365430
who is this fine piece of ass...please post more
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>>678365566
Amanda if your here prove to me it's you
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>>678365804
i dont see an ass

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Requesting pics of this guy
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Come on people don't let this die on me
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Come on you faggots
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So what does /b think about Rouge one?
I personally can't wait to see it the trailer is nice and it appeals to be kinda more misterious and darker than the normal star wars movies
Hope there are some TRAITORS
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faggot normie following shitty traitor trend
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It's gonna be just as mediocre as Force Awakens.
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>>678366115
>mediocre
faggot
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>>678365879
Honestly I'm not a star wars obsessed fan boi but I've watched the movies. I don't understand this one though. It's an official release? It's a different storyline?

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You have 30 seconds to post a girls sexier than this

Protip: You can't
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>>678365129
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Which Girl? Don't see any girl!?
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Come at me!
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>>678365398
VR cornography

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oldfags bring back the mudkips
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so i heard you like mudkipz?
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>>678366382
>2007
>oldfags

fuck off newfag
I bet you don't even remember Ayashii Warudo
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d-did you say.....mudkipz?
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>>678366695
yes i did... yes i did

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Need your advice /b/

I think my sister wants to have sex with me. What the fuck do I do to find out for sure?

>sister tells me she has a new piercing
>asks if I want to see it
>say "why not" without thinking too much about it
>can't see anything in her face so assume it's a tongue piercing
>wait for her to open her mouth so I can see it but instead she fucking flashes her pussy
>my dick surpasses diamond as the hardest metal known to man
>stare at her shaved pussy for a good two seconds before she covers it again
>she just fucking slaps my ass and walks away giggling

She's done similar things before like walking around wearing strings and a bra while trying to seek body contact with me (jumping on my back and wanting me to carry her around, playful wrestling, tickling etc.). Even seen her boobs a few times while she was sunbathing.

Does she want the D or am I just overthinking things? Is this just normal brother/sister behavior? Anyone with similar stories?

>pic related is my sister (put some black stuff over part of it so it doesn't work with reverse image search)
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I'm not sure but I'd fuck her
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that's not normal. also diamonds are not metal. fuck yourself.
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this needs some probing, OP.
>not literally

>not yet anyway.

mention something sexual that involves you. if she buys into it - go deeper.
post back with results. if you dont, youre definitely a faggot

this is my fetish so hurry up and get on this
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>>678365611
samefag here, also some pics would be cool

>just inherited 5000 dollars from dead grandpa
>have a shitty shit car that I can't drive in for shit
>gonna buy a new car
>student

put yourself in my shoes what car would you buy?
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>>678364641
pot
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Viper
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>>678364641
Vector w8 twin turbo
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>>678365044
checked
I bought a shitty euro car with a friend just so we can recreate scenes from initial D
You should do the same

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boxxybabee forever

https://youtu.be/Yavx9yxTrsw
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>>678364972
Tits or gtfo

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