/NZG/ New Zealand General
How are we fellow shut-ins
>>678275480
horny as fuck
Evening
TIME FOR TANKS.
>>678275480
>Christchurch
How are we tonight fam
NUDE GAME AS IT SHOULD BE
Rules
1.Post clothed pic of gf/wife/friend with a number
2.If you get a reply with same number deliver
3.If DUBS another clothed is required
4.If TRIPS topless with face
5.IF ANY ANON HAS OR FINDS A NUDE OF YOUR GF/WIFE/FRIEND, HE OWNS HER HE CAN POST WHATEVER HE LIKES AND ASK YOU ANYTHING PICS OR NAME
PIC NOT RELATED DONT HAVE NUDES ITS ONLY TO START THREAD
Roll a 7,8, or 9
Dubs of the numbers get a webm
She's kinky so be creative
>>678272091
found some ! now tha i own her i want tits with face anon
Does /b/ wear necklaces or amulets? Any yewelery? I just made this mjölnir out of brass. I like it and what legendary sagas are behind it.
>>678270500
I also wear a Mjölnir necklace.
>>678270500
That's not a hammer...
>>678270500
That's incredibly lame, unless you're Nordic - and I mean actual Nordic, none of that "b-but I'm 1/32th Swedish" burgers constantly come up with
>>678271119
Im from Finland. The land of giants.
Daily Asian Thread
>>678269624
hi
Bump
Mother x Son thread
>>678265446
who's the artist
>>678266856
Not Op, but artist is Gmeen
Need to expand my hentai horizons
>>678267351
does he have actual comics or just random slides like that one dumb ass artist im forgetting his name
ITT: Tell us your favorite movie and other anons judge your taste.
>>678268904
don't really have a favorite movie, I've been thinking about the original point break lately, it seems even better now considering the remake is absolute horse shit
Dick rate thread? Dick rate thread
Rate m8
>>678258671
5/10
>>678258521
Where'd your balls go?
be amazed
>>678272611
CHECKED!!!
well Ill be damned
>>678272999
oh shit son
Can we all agree that if your cock was only average (6.5 inches) that you couldn't even get a woman off even if you wanted to. When a woman is aroused, her vagina lengthens up to 8 inches long. If you can't hit that sweet sweet fornix (right behind the cervix), then your girl has every right to leave you for Tyrone who can properly pleasure her.
Trust me when I say that you disappointed a lot of women when they saw your cock that's not even 8 inches in length.
This is wrong
/sage
it's what girls want, the only people who say that average is enough are guys, not girls.
>>678261467
/thread
>>678261249
Properly measured the average penis range from 4.5 to 5.5 inches. Anything over 6 is big and pornstars are never larger than 9 inches. Maybe Mandingo, Danny D and some others are the only guys over this, but never mora than 10.
Hunger games.
Post 24 tributes, and some text here because I'm too lazy to think up of something, and we'll start.
King Arthur's Army
Wilhelm the 2nd
Ramona Flowers
Judy Hopps
dsafdasfdasf
Nothing I do can bring him back now ;-;
qwertywerty
>>678272003
To prevent people like me from stealing your car?
>>678272102
I like green...
>>678272269
Yeah, it was just a poor movie all around
YLYL YOU LAUGH YOU DIE EDITIION!!
Herp
can we have art thread?
>>678271744
bump
Friends you'd fuck
Would love to bend her over
>>678265365
More of all 3
>>678265697
Only have left and right
I'm bored, Washington thread.
>>678257941
Prosser checking in. Going to potholes state park for the weekend, leaving tomorow
>>678257941
You could just say Oregon and nobody would no the difference, OP.
Spokane checking in.
>>678257941
Seattle, reporting in.
7 = 26
>>678262915
Mods
>>678262813
Get that common core shit out of here.
>>678263124
kek
>>678266015
getting fucked in that dress
Op?
>>678266925
Don't have that, but here's one of her getting fucked
>>678267188
Yes?
>>678266015
thong
Waifuism thread
Rules
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>Only one Waifu/Husbando per anon
>Use your Waifu/Husbando to communicate (pic wise)
>Cannot claim what is already taken (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualized content
>If someone is new, compliment them with sarcasm
>No Role Play (maybe some)
>Socialize
>Have fun
Mandatory Cc claim
Shinoa claim
>>678271707
lol
YLYL
Story time, oh and incest thread.
>be me, 15
>visiting family in California
>San Francisco area
>Staying with 2 aunts 1 uncle 1 cousin
>they all live together I'm just here for the summer BC my momma wanted me to visit my grandparents up north in the country (middle of nowhere)
>but first I had to flyhere and visit these folk for a week
>after the week my one aunt (let's call her A) is going to drive me to my grandparents
>week goes by, normal family interacting, no thoughts about sex or anything I didn't really view my own family like that
>time comes to drive north, its a 12 hour drive from 9 am to 9 pm
>get in care and drive
>first hour is fun, we sang old songs on the radio, talked about old memories when I was younger
>we had a "moment" of like sweet tension or whatever
>ignore it keep driving
>our relationship was like friendship, we both shared allot of common interests
>she brings up when she used to baby sit me years ago and a time when I "slipped" in the bath and needed "help"
>she says "I know what you really wanted anon"
>ignore it and stay silent BC at the time beta AF
>get tired so say fuck it and lay my chair back
>enter sleep realm
>wake up
>hands behind head
>start having bad thoughts, thinking about my aunts small hands and feet.
>boner.jpg
>still pretending to be asleep
>what the fuck is that
>feel hand on my thigh
>am sleep I swear
>she grabs onto my cock
>open eyes , she's smiling , still watching the road
>looks at me, smiles again
>tells me that its okay and that I don't need to be nervous
>asks me to unbutton pants
>how could I not
>she guides my cock out and holds it in he hand for a moment.
>smiles
>she's still watching the road while she lick her hand and puts it back onto my dick
>her hand feel so nice
>I pull my pants all the way down, we aren't on a free way or anything were on winding roads through mountains and trees now
>plays with my balls, feels good man
>asks me if I have any fetishes
Cont?
Hells to the yes, I need the rest
Twitch here.
Bump
>>678254865
Gonna need rest of story anon
Twitch
Has Candle posted anymore or he hasn't shown up.