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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>go to shamchat.com
>scroll down
>interests: rp
>try to talk to anyone
>protip: you can't
>>684431215
was there a point to this thread?
other than telling the world you still play sonic
>>684431512
raid & share your conversation
what's so hard to understand?
>>684431613
that you said try to talk to anyone then indicted with a protip that you can't talk to anyone
so it seemed pointless
>>684431961
I think it was meant as a challenge
>>684431215
Is this a text chat or voice chat?
Hey /b/, how do you get past your depression.
What do you do to forget how wrong everything went?
Hard mode: no drinking or drugs
Suicide
>>684427549
>listen sad music
>lay down
>cry
>>684427549
I found an antidepressant that worked, got a girlfriend, and got the fuck over myself and my past. Obviously this will not work for everyone, some sads are harder to move past than other sads
>>684427722
whered you find a gf
Metal
Hi /b/ ! I have a problem with this girl.
Few years ago she were just laughing about me, pushing and make me feel bad.
But now.... she's out of her mind.
Every time I see her im afraid because she use to steal my money.
She also doesn't let anyone talk to me, so I don't even have friends to talk with.
Since few months ago she took a video of me having sex with another girl, and she threatened me with show it to my family (they just don't know im lesbian ).
i would really like that some one give her a lesson so she will know that if she does't
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>>684430057
obviously wants you to eat her out
Go get Tumblr to help you fix your scissor problem.
NYPA
>>684430057
thats hot, you should just accept your fate and become her personal slave
>>684430437
thats a nice beginning !!! thanks!! ur the best xx
>>684430852
Hmmm... what I really want is become HER my personal slave.... hahahahhaaaaaa
naah... just joking
Remember when The Simpsons was actually kinda funny?
>>684432459
No.
>>684432459
No.
No.
>>684432459
Yes, it lasted until season 10, roundabout.
>>684432459
Not at all
this was 20 years from now
>walk out to porch
>see this
>wat do
>>684432335
kick
>>684432335
invite in for pizza
Roll on to back
Pet belly
>>684432335
place in bed between pillows
now have third, slightly bigger pillow
overclocked comfy
>>684432335
Squish
ITT: Post sluts who've been exposed/shamed on /b/
the vast majority of these "collages" are fake
>>684429349
cute got any more of her?
Just one then lol
>>684430391
Yes, as far as I know, it has only been one so far.
jewthread
goyim stay out
יש פה ישראלים היום? איך היה החג?
HEIL HITLER
>>684432650
>>684432650
גרוע כמו תמיד
חם מוות
>>684432650
Don't you have some gold to count?
>>684432703
what part about ''stay out'' did you fail to understand
okay, ''geh raus dummkopf''
everyone get the fuck in here
Why Phil?
>>684432008
hank coming thru
>>684432008
prince reporting for duty
>>684432008
son goku here
>>684432008
Man fuck you.
Cringe thread?
>What would you do /b/?
>>684429698
Push the bitch away, wipe my mouth and walk away. If she tried anything again I'd slap the shit outta her
>>684429698
>>684429805
this person has it
>>684429698
depends, is it a girl or a boy
>>684430035
I think it's a girl but I'm more than likely wrong (mainly because of the group it's posting in)
Here is a picture of my ass. Discuss.
Talk about what u would do to it or call me a faggot I don't care. Just want the attention ;)
I'm 21 years old, 175 pounds, 6 feet and the only thing I've done gay is suck friends dicks
Side note. Was just fucked in the ass by my first cock...And it was a bbc! Uploading the short home video to xvideos so keep the thread alive and I'll post it.
Also will post a time stamp iff u fuckers don't believe me.
i would love to take a playful bite out of your ass op
Need more pics and yes plz on that video..also...can u take a pic of u sucking on ur own toe? Or just show us ur feet?
>>684430877
Impossible request lol.
In the process of making videos. Already made them and just need to upoload them
Me again
please link anon cant wait to see
This was posted a couple of hours ago, you could spy on peoples snapchat and view their received and sent snaps using http://toolsofsnap.tumblr.com/ I used it and got my brothers girlfriends nudes. So Im starting a snapchat pics thread, post who you hack and their relation to you! :)
holy shit it worked
Just tried it and it worked for me, a bit slow tho.
>>684430879
lmao only cucks would be fooled into getting this virus
>>684430997
I tried it and I didnt have to download anything nigga
Women should be allowed to cheat. Everyone knows women have more advanced emotional minds than men. You can't judge a woman for cheating. In most cases its the mans fault. Women don't cheat when they want to, they cheat when they NEED to. Men cheat when they WANT to. I would let my girlfriend have sex with my dad, my brother, my friends, anyone. Because I know she wouldn't do it unless she needed to. She has had sex with a few of my friends and cried when she admitted it. I kissed her and told her that I don't understand it but that she wouldn't hurt
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>bait
I don't have any baits images so I'll just write it.
>bait
>>684430356
Said the whore
>>684430356
![1427545876785[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZgBi0ST.jpg "1427545876785[1].jpg")
Juicy and tasty thick ass thread
>>684431378
Love the stretch marks. Gets me going.
JUST MAKE THIS A STEPH KEGELS THREAD, SHE IS THE ONLY JUICY AND THICK ASS.
>>684431444
Nice trips
>>684431378
Does she do port yet?
melb nudes thread
Morno chicks!!!!
From the thumb I thought she had salad on there or something.
>>684429673
me too haha
>>684429526
why would anyone want morno they're like the butthole of victoria?
>>684429526
haha newfag
>>684429526
thats dani daniels shes a pornstar fag
Movies described in 4words.
Ill start
>jack draws his girlfriend
/thread
>>684430965
The Painter
>>684431110
I got nice trips
>>684430965
Titanic
>dick goes into pie
>>684431148
wrong.
"What is Titanic?" is the right question
18 teens
>>684429852
thats 1
19 yo , what would you do to her ?
Just turned 18
Thoughts?
>>684429852
More of her?
Fluffy Thread?
yes. get posting
>>684429780
Go on...
Bumping OPs thread for him.
Nothing to contribute. Just wan see moar fwuff
Quads and ill slit my foreskin with my razer
do it anyway you cock juggling thunder cunt
>>684431733
you gonna feel pain
>>684431733
you want to become the jew?
>>684431733
roll
>>684431733
"razer"
Learn to fucking spell, inbred fuckwad.
Help me /b/, my tonsils and the back of my throat are extremely irritated, sore and swollen, how do I fix this? It's most likely due to smoking too much over the last week.
Stop letting homeless men rub their cocks on them.
i had this like a few weeks ago. i poked it and felt like some sort of boil and popped that shit
some blood came out and shit but i could swallow properly and everything
fixed everything
>>684428253
Brush your teeth.
>>684428491
Dear god, doesn't sound like a pleasant solution
>>684428491
Bait.
Actually lay off the smoking and alcohol.
/b/ we have to talk:
I am disappoint!
I just got fired for writing an email to a local newspaper, where I explained that this fine gentleman did nothing wrong.
It was some weeks ago, just before his birthday and as he is not as popular as he used to be here in Germany, I thought it would be a nice move to ask the newspaper to do a special to honor his memory. By mistake I used my business mail account and the newspaper called up my employer.
Long story short: There was a lot of shouting and I don't remember details about what my boss said, but apparently
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Isn't there something like freedom of speech in Germany?
>>684428056
Aus was für nem Grund hat man dich rausgeschmissen ?
Of course he did something wrong.
I heard he was real crap at art and couldn't go to a Jewish art school and then got mad at the Jews.
What a loser! Just like op.
Illegal to talk about Hitler with an opposing view to the status quoe , gee that doesn't sound like a dictatorship at all.
>>684428543
No.
