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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
but was your life worth it?
but you forgot about J
disclaimer: yes i'm a cam whore and yes i'd love your money BUT i'm on /b/ for some insight on what the internet likes to see.
if you watch web cam porn, what do you like to see other than the obvious. music annoy you? do you like her to be talkative? are there things a girl might do on cam that would make you at least want to tip, and are there things that will make you immediately close her tab?
insight fellas.
i'm not so sure i know what i'm doing wrong here...
either i'm a hideous swam beast
or i'm just not doing
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For me, girls playing guitar is a win :3
>>674366842
you're just another boring tramp. nothing to see here. moving on.
>>674366842
Try to look more regular, innocent and neighbors daughter-like, get rid of that hat.
Nice tits btw.
No music, talking is fine, as long as its not during masturbation, dont stop to say thank you for coins, dont moan louder when coins ding in, its too obvious.
my favorite cam position is between your legs, you on a slight angle, maybe a stack of pillows, some good finger fucking, some good sound on slamming that wet pussy is instant cum for me.
Too many tip goals is annoying and is what got me to stop going to those sites.
>>674366842
More light, noone wants to mastubate to faint shades, get some light up that hole.
Erster morgendlicher Deutschlandfaden.
Habt ihr Waffen Zuhause? Welche?
Mögt ihr kurzhaarige Mädels? Ich liebe sie!
shameless selfbump
Huhu
>Habt ihr Waffen Zuhause?
Nur meine Fäuste kek
>Mögt ihr kurzhaarige Mädels? Ich liebe sie!
Kommt auf das Mädchen drauf an. Stehe aber eher auf längere Haare
>Habt ihr Waffen zu Hause?
Leider nein, wollte aber schon immer welche haben.
>Steht ihr auf kurzhaarige Mädels?
Kommt ganz auf die Person an, aber spontan gesagt eher nein.
Ja meine Fäuste und Füße ;-) Ich steh nicht auf Mädels... Bin selbst eins...
Anyone wants to talk about the latest Walking Dead episodes?
RIP DARYL
>>674366029
How about go fuck yourself
>>674366029
Only if more Walking Dad jokes.
>>674366029
Daryl and Carol will both die.
How about how Alicia Witt seemed like she was high as fuck on the talking dead.
She started rambling on about shit unrelated to the show and it seemed like Carol had to play along to get her story back on track.
Asian thread
new fb fap?
>>674366831
nice, moar
>>674366890
All joking aside, I am really scared if this guy become our president.
should be he will bankrupt your country like he has done to his businesses
>>674365445
Hopefully not as bankrupt as your grasp of the English language.
>>674365609
That's because it's not his first language :^)
Like we are fucked when this guy gets elected.
I know we all joke around about Trump being our lord and savior, but in reality we are fucking scared for our future. If we will ever have a future.
>>674365923
If you are scared for your future, why do you consistently vote to let ISIS into your country, teach non whites to hate white people, and then try and get as many of them into the country as possible through means legal or otherwise. If you were generally scared for the fate of america you would not spend all your time demonizing the people who built it and then trying to make an army of outsiders who grow up on this demonization to hate white people and have an abysmal track record of decision making in their...
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lets rename food
sauce pillows
>>674364155
>sauce pillows
Lava pillows, shits always fucking burning hot
Half-sun potato
Sex incarnate.
Meat holder
Passion fruit
.
More?
Do you like my body?
Yes. Please mooar
>>674363806
>received
>Do you like my body?
kek
>>674365233
I like girls covered with cum, is anyone have this fetish ? Share pics
This is everyone's fetish
>>674364659
bump4interest
fucking bump bump fucking fuck bump
>>674365190
Great one for my former, thx anon
What are these things in my dick, do you guys have them? How do I get rid of them?
>>674363414
if they burn they are herpes. if they dont HPV, or some bening bumps
if you have always have them.
>>674363414
You have them because you're an uncut faggot.
Went to the doc for that, just sweat glands
Evolutionary remnants that are unnecessary
>>674363414
Pearly penile papules OP. I got them and they say it makes you sensitive as fuck.
s/fur
check this thread for more black fur lady
>>674362422
bump
>>674362024
meh/10
>>674362024
Need more pics, perfect teeth
>>674362558
Seriously, in case you thought I was being a dick, I need to see more of those teeth OP, they're amazing
>>674362024
Dreamy nerdy girl. I bet she is pretty dominant in relationships and wild in bed.
>>674362024
from waist up she looks like a shy nerdy girl, waist down looks like some nigger's fucktoy
>>674362024
If that pussy is tight and clean I'd hit it. I'm also a massive foot fag so ...any feet anon?
huge tits thread, bonus for nice fake nails
>>674365557
Post more bea flora fam.
>>674365993
caaaaaaaaaan do!
>>674365557
>>674366225
Bump
>>674365226
About to go out and smoke these shitty cigs. Listening to music. I dont feel like binging on Supernatural anymore.
>>674365491
Fuck i thought i set it to be titled feels thread mk2
>>674365491
Thank god I got my horseman images back.
>>674365491
Anyways, coolio.
I'm guessing they're joints cause I saw a bit of shake in one of your pictures.
Although I know that 'Never Knows Best' is supposed to be written on cigs so I may be wrong.
>>674365801
Oh kek
ITT: post the last pic you fapped to. GO!
kill yourself pedo faggot your very presence brings shame to anyone near it
>>674365933
anyone want to see a photoshop of her with boobs reply to this post
>>674366744
Go
I HATE CP!!!!!!!
You need to be permanently banned you faggot
>>674363930
>>674363930
WAITING FOR OP TO GET
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
>>674363930
cornhub.com
>>674363930
Post your cat, others rate your cat and tell you what they would do to it
>>674365208
I would pet all your cats and tell them they are good.
>>674365722
9/10 cat. Nice amount of fluff and good coloring. Would pet
My strange cat.
>>674365963
would scritch behind ears
Rate my sexting skills with the ladies /b/
>I want you to be my first
Well you see, there's your problem.
>>674365181
ethan bradberry/10
> "I want you to be my first"
Who says that
>>674365324
Kek
>keep calm I'm pregnant
Jesus fucking christ....
i'm gay. what should i do?
Be gayer
>>674364817
Don't tell that guy, that's for sure.
>i'm gay
That was obvious, OP.
>what should i do?
Inform everyone who doesn't know and enjoy life with other gay partners. Or an hero, I don't care.
>>674364933
This is true.
>>674364817
Now you have a solid reason to be a faggot OP
