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>>677349181
how could i lose to this shit? fuck you OP
GoB
Summer has returned. All T rolls get +1
>>677347432
>>677347483
>>677347486
>>677347532
>>677347560
>>677347648
>>677348381
Siege Riverrun
>Lord Stafford Tully, the Fish out of Water, Lord Paramount of the Vale, Rightful Heir of Riverrun
>Allies: House Lannister
>NAP: House Baratheon
>>677348381
Surround Myr
>Emperor Dan Targaryen, Blood of Old Valyria, Lord of Volantis
>Lord of The Elephants 0/1
>Alliances : Lorath,
>NAPs :
>Permission
>>677348381
>Summer
It's Spring bro
Tyrosh > push out from Sunspear and surround Tyrosh
>King Ophion, Ruler of the Free Cities of Tyrosh and Lys, Prince of Dorne, High Marshall of the Reach, Overseer of Sellswords and King of the Summer Sea
>Tyroshi Sellswords (0/1) | Tyroshi Torture (0/1)
>Alliances: Greyjoy, Qohor
>IK (KotSS): +1 T
>>677348381
Anything open?
>>677348381
Greyjoy > Tully push for the finger
Cede Bara DS
>King Dagon Greyjoy , 'Destroyer of Rose and Wolf'
>Bonus: Reavers, Independent King +1
>Allies : Baratheon, Tyrosh
Faces of /b/ thread
Let's go
>>677347882
i would date you
>>677347998
thanks (dude?)
Where are you from?
Es ist mitten in der Nacht.
Wer wacht?
Der Deutschlandfaden.
Erheben Sie sich für die Fadenhymne
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA
>>677349473
op depp Ohne fahne. keine fragen.
>>677349705
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1V8faj77iv3
>>677349744
>fahne
Keine Pflicht
Fragen hab ich keine Idee, soll Jonathan machen
Frage-master hier
>>677349473
Hallo Op
>>677349744
Keine Sorge. Fragen übernehmen ich
>>677349950
Wird gemacht
Hier sind Fragen:
Was hattet ihr zum Abendessen?
Lieblingspizza?
Vermisst ihr Boxxer?(ich schon :( )
Was haltet ihr von Religion allgemein?
You know what to do
>>677344120
Seems legit.
Add Hello_de please
>>677344120
>>677345793
>>677345855
Add openfor1
going to do a self penectomy.
Plan:
>tie base up with string to stop excessive bleeding.
>have some hydrogen peroxide ready
>chop down fast
place under water for maybe 20 mins
>go to hospital/health centre
>claim I was attacked.
Tired of sex and my fixation on it, that why.
What do you faggots think? OP is not a fag looking for attention this time. Serious suggestions. Bound to be one smart/crazy
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how do you pee
>>677347841
I won't cut the whole shaft off, just most of it. I stick a straw or something in so that the urethra won't close.
>>677347695
Use a sword
>>677347695
If you're already this retarded you might as well just kill yourself. So, yeah, go ahead.
>>677347695
no. just no
Give One Punch Man Guy a face, /b/.
>>677347447
mfw no face
>>677347447
there
now gtfo
Here
![att-balls[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/j8NCv6T.jpg "att-balls[1].jpg")
>32m
>no kids
>had vasectomy performed yesterday
Ask me anything.
>>677346823
Who you gonna leave all your shit to?
>>677347002
Some charity I guess.
are you ready for the bme pain olympics? won't need that dick anytime soon
>>677346823
I'm thinking about the same thing. Kids seem like a waste of time and money, but I'm selfish and rather be spending that shit on myself.
>>677347292
it didn't hurt that bad. was pretty uncomfortable.. but given what they were doing.. not bad at all.
New fluffy abuse from
>>677319494
>fluffy
>abuse
I fucking love this shit
Come on it's no fun if I'm the only one posting :^)
what do you think?
Sweet, need moar !
>>677346636
Those eyebrows though
>>677346430
nice cock
>>677347041
it's my cock
>>677346636
I like the bed sheets
New thread Boxxy/Catie
Forever Queen
This is the real queen goddamit
The Force Awakens is complete shit
I don't care about how you rank I-VI. All REASONABLE movies. They at least all fit into Star Wars, and they at least seem to follow the same logic and universe rules.
What the fuck is seven? I see people talking about a rehashed story, and that's true. But whatever, I could look past that. I could look past the SJW theme. I could look past the more than shit fuck awful villains. I could look past Fischer's fucking terrible performance. How the fuck does that shit make the final cut anyways?
But for fucks
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>>677345505
op calm down its just a movie lol
>>677345505
star wars bro not science
you care way too much about a fucking movie you autistic faggot
>>677345505
Someone is bitter.
Just let go and move on. The franchise is no longer for people like you.
I enjoyed it and cant wait for future episodes, you can save your money and see other things instead. Everyone is happy and you will be less miserable.
>>677345505
Look if you liked it or not that's fine, but saying Star Wars 1-3 was better isn't even an opinion it's just plain fucking wrong
Spill em /b/ros.
I miss the Google+ theme and the names...
>>677346660
I use google to get to bing
i am addicted to escorts i have a wife and son at home 26 years old
>>677347311
Dubs never lie
>>677347511
Check'em
NUDE GAME, you know the rules.
1. Post a pic w/ #
2. then reply with requests.
3. If the last # in the reply matches the number, post it.
pic related...4 girl on left
Boobies
Tits I
7 what would you do with her?
>>677346269
Full nude
>>677346557
>>677346269
Winner straight up
How does /b/ feel about Koalas?
>>677346483
I don't like them, can't eat them, they have massive claws so you can't hold them properly and they spread chlamydia.
Fucking stupid protected national icon.
>>677346483
don;t know. I have not rubbed the shit off my ass with one yet, and that is all they seem to be good for.
>>677346483
So kawaii desune, I just wanna lick their nose
They're neat.
>>677346646
>can't eat them
Well... in Germany you can.
asian thread
post more.
sauce thread
bumping for sauce
>>677345399
checkkeeeemmm
>>677345399
That's Siri
>>677346536
i know her name but not the video :(
>>677346536
>siri.webm
Where do your mommy issues come from, anon?
my mother
Sexy rp
>>677346947
what even are mommy issues.
>>677347019
/Thread
>>677346947
i used to fuck a girl who looks like my mom in my Goliath suit.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite...
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get thread
Check em
44 get
>>677347755
nice
ITT post pictures of girls you know and anon says how they would fuck them. Reply for reply.
>>677346454
Tie her up against the tree on her knees. Punch and kick her until shes limp, then grab her hair and force my dick down her throat and make her deep throat me until she's pretty much passed out. Then cum on her face and tits. Leave her there for others to use.
right in the pussy
>>677346454
rip up those leggings and fuck that tight cunt
>>677347015
Dragged into the woods after a night out, arms and legs get broken and clothes ripped off her, spat on and gang raped by 5 guys who leave her covered in cum
>>677346454
Pick up and throw in back of van where I will handcuff her hands to the roof of the van and spend hours beating her up and fucking her in the ass raw before taking her down and fucking her face until I blow a giant load right past her tonsils.
