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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
YLYL? YLYL.
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the banana so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to the banana every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Banana is love" I say; "Banana is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana.
>I called him a cunt
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Bikini fap thread
>I'll start
s/fur
>>677900339
moar mares
please let this be a good one daddy's had a slow day
Big boobs thread- Amateurs only
can anyone enhance this? more if you can
My hard drive went too shit. My spiderman folder was deleted. Could you help an anon out?
>>677896248
I've got a few.
Waifu claiming thread
Simple and understandable rules:
>claim your 2D-waifu
>share artwork of your waifu
>discuss
>insult
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!
Shinoa claimed
Just like previous thread I made, I got a get. Am I on a roll?
Hanako claimed
Morning everyone
they're bringing drugs
they're bringing crime
they're rapists
WITNESSED
What's your celebrity crush /b/?
Julie Bowen.
Retired New York Knicks center Patrick Ewing
Olivia Wilde always get me hard.
More Hayden
Bump
Trips get to decide what I call my gf in bed.
mom
>>677896773
slam piggy
Charlie
Fag
Adolf hitler
Asian Thread Cont #5
Crack cocaine edition
>>677895916
You know what? Im asian and im getting really tired of you white losers talkijg shit about us. Fuck you. Our women dont want your pale ass. Seriously leave us alone.
>>677896184
>>677896184
>>677896184
>>677896184
>>677896184
no trigger please! OuO
Ylyl
im not proud to admit i already lost
>>677894393
leave
Let's get it rolling.
Rule 34 pls
cont. from >>677878570
anyone got that DW webm? bumping with all i got
If you had the ability to combine two creatures, with the goal of producing the most evil animal in the world, what would you combine?
I think my idea is hard to beat: Cockroach + wasp.
>>677895674
Mosquito + Goose
Mantis shrimp and a platypus
wew + lad
Spiders with bees
id say human plus a hawk or a rhino plus a whale. shit would be lit
FAP GAME
ROLL:
>1-3 FAP TO WOMEN
>4-6 FAP TO MEN
>7-9 FAP TO BOTH
>0 REROLL OR BED
Sexy Beautiful Women:
>>>/s/catalog
Yuri:
>>>/u/catalog
Handsome Men:
>>>/hm/catalog
Yaoi:
>>>/y/catalog
Rull
I swear I better not be fucking stroking my dick to a guy after I post this.
reroll for double 0
Biting
ITT: Stupid shit you did or thought as a kid.
>>677891035
Anyone else obsessed with fire as a kid? Would always light shit on fie and ended up burning holes in a bunch of my clothes.
>>677891035
I once thought Feminism was about equality. Then I started reading books and learning to think before I feel.
>>677891117
Worst was when i lit a pen on fire and burning ink and plastic dripped onto me shit hurt like fucking hell.
>>677891035
I thought pee was stored in my balls so when I was in a hurry I would squeeze them thinking it made me piss faster.
I used to lay blankets on my stairs and then try to slide down them. It kinda worked but my ass suffered because of it.
roll dubs for nudes
>>677892239
>>677892239
>>677892327
there are though
Roooollll
Check me!
Queen Desu Desu Come back!
We need you Queen Desu Desu
Desu Desu!
Last pic that nobody saved
>>677891531
Id eat that asshole all day!
>>677891531
and she said, it's not perfect?
Pics you promised not to share/saved from other anons continued.... Get back in here!
>>677893792
Moar!
Tell us about your homeland
>>677875551
I'm rich and soulless apparently
>>677875748
I live in DFW, too.
>>677875748
As am I.
>>677875551
May as well be Mexico is a pretty nice place to live in
I live in Lubbock. Literally flat and nothing all around.
s/fur
S/spiderman
