ITT: Stories you aren't proud of.
>Be me 23
>Not really a racist
>Down in Houston w/ a rental car b/c reasons.
>Leaving grocery store.
>Black feller is helping this old lady and daughter load groceries in the car.
>Pull up beside them
>Roll down window
>"It's still nice to know some folks still own slaves."
>White lady starts cackling
>Sambo hasn't processed it yet.
>All the sudden see the chimpout in rear view.
>Canned something goes flying.
>Nigger has the aim of Shaq on the free throw line.
>Random rear car window breaks.
>Take right turn at end of aisle.
>See nigger slap old woman and start to kick the shit out of her.
>Younger woman gets involved.
>Slaps the fuck out of her.
>That's the story of how I raised all of our taxes by putting a nigger back on welfare.
>>676406670
>Not really a racist
>really a racist
>a racist
>racist
>>676406670
I have a similar one
>be driving
>see group of young niggers at a bus stop and one small timid looking white kid standing away from them
>idea forms
>drive round in a loop to pass by again
>yell NIGGER CUNTS! out the window as I pass
>see them chimping out in the rear mirror, throwing their caps on the ground etc
>drive by again
>they have the white kid who didn't do anything on the ground and are delivering kicks
>justasplanned.png
>>676407660
kek
>>676408194
nigger
just wanted to wish everyone a good afternoon. your not alone. i love you all.
*you're
>>676412564
Thanks bro
Niggers!
fb feet and general pic fappin
/b/ whats the best to use as lube for wanking
>>676412446
foreskin
>>676412446
raw blended slugs
>>676412446
vomit
>>676412446
your grandmothers mouth
Creepshot thread
>>676412671
got moar of this one?
Whats the absolute worst thing that you hate about yourself?
My tiny dick.
the fact that everything i love and give 2 shits about either leaves me or just loses meaning
>>676409603
why?
>>676409711
because im a fuck up
ITT we rate others by the following:
1 - Favorite video games
2 - Favorite band
3 - Favorite movies
4 - Favorite sports
>1 - Shadow of the Colossus, Tourist Trophy (Both for PS2)
>2 - Motorhead
>3 - The Shawshank Redemption
>4 - Soccer, Motorcycle Riding
>Civilization IV, Daggerfall, and Oblivion
>don't have one
>2001: A Space Odyssey, Zulu
>American Football, NASCAR, Mumbledykin
Bunp
Morrowind, No More Heroes, any Pokemon besides X and Y.
Pixies.
Redding, Pulp Fiction, Tekkonkinkreet.
I fucking hate sports.
>>676411106
Might be a cool guy to hang with and play vidya
Odds fap, evens sleep.
r
Sleep
>>676410373
r r roll
Waifu claiming thread.
>End is nowhere in sight
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
first
>>676413772
drink bleach
>>676413522
>The war will never end.
It might one day.
>>676413534
Thats good to know.
>>676413629
Glad you saw it.
>Spider Anon.
ITT: HOMUNCULUS I CHOOSE YOU!!
Its kiking all the east youtube, some Alchemy shit, it works, becouse the results of the people are similar, here u have a desctiption fags
>egg, syringe, human jizz, something to make a tiny hole, something to cover the hole, recipient.
>make a hole on the bottom of the egg
>put your jizz on the center of the egg with the syringe
>cover the hole and put the egg on the recipient
>leave the egg in some warm place for 40 days and u have your homunculus
>have fun with it
Here some vids, u can activate the english subs, aaand the final one is done with an ostrich egg, anyone try this shit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNLPXzlz6-I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YmLWnQGZhQ&bpctr=1459191607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rgfljRTMUU
lets continue here the Thread
>>676393901
this is wrong
We best stop now before we go to far.
Russian science has gone too far
New thread Boxxy/Catie
Forever Queen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYGr0KNfjF0
Your First Gay Experience.
>>676399938
> Me be 18
> Been watching gay porn, getting very interested
> I know there is an adult bookstore at edge of town, might have GH
> I drive to bookstore
> Sit outside car for about 25 minutes, nervous
> I go in, get carded of course
> Guy says loudly “just turned 18, have fun”
> can see eyes from cruising men lock on me
> I go to the back, armed with a stack of dollar bills
> I go into the farthest booth in the back
> I close the door, it is pitch dark, except for the light of the screen
> A loud speaker comes on “feed the machines, please”
> I stick about 10 dollars into the machine and the video machine come on
> I start scrolling through, looking for gay porn to get me in the mood for whatever
> I hear a knock on the door, I look up and an older man is asking to come in
> Too nervous still, I ignore him, he will go away
> He doesn’t, he keeps looking in, so I turn away a little so he can barely see me
> I hear the booth next to me open up, and I look up to see the guy gone from the little window
> The door next to me closes, and I hear the sound of dollar bills inserted next to me
> I notice when his tv comes on brighter that there is a nice size hole between the booths, jackpot
> I go to peer through the hole, and I see him looking back
> He says “You want to show daddy what you can do?”
> I get super horny at his dirty talk
> “yes, please” I respond
> he pulls away, but I can hear him undoing his belt, I lean in for a closer look
> he pulls out his semi hard cock
> it is white, cut, probably 6 inches around, maybe 4.5 long, big head
> He starts over to the hole…….
>>676399938
>be in mom's belly with twin brother
>our balls probably touched
>>676400452
> I nervously anticipate it coming thorough the hole
> I am not sure what I am going to do when it gets to me
> All of a sudden, I hear the loud speaker “feed the machine please”
> holy shit! My time is already up, ugh
> I push 20 dollars worth of ones into box
> I turn back around, and there it is
> He has gotten hard while I was filling the machine
> I can see that it is more like 7.5, maybe 8 inches of thick cock through the hole
> my cock is now raging at the thought of putting that in my mouth
> will it fit in my mouth? I have practiced with a dildo I stole from my GF
> But this was much bigger
> I grab his cock with my hand, it is warm almost hot
> I start to stroke it, he doesn’t move, he let’s me admire it
> it almost feels fake it is so nice and straight
> I keep stroking until I see a small glisten at the top, precum
> I rub the pre cum all over the head (I don’t know how sweet precum is yet)
> I hear him through the wall “Suck daddy’s cock”
> I open wide and wrap my lips around the head
> I can taste his sweet cum, and I start stroking harder as I move down his shaft
> He starts moaning, but then suddenly pulls back
> He then pushes through again, but shoves his balls through this time
> his cock and balls are perfectly hung through the wall, and I start to lick the shaft
> I taste his balls, still salty, so I clean them up with my mouth
> I start to go up and down on the shaft, and then I stick my whole mouth over it again
> he starts to push a little, and I can feel my gag reflex going
> my mouth explodes with my saliva as he hits the back of my throat
> I keep sucking and stroking as he picks up speed
> Suddenly he pulls back, I look through the hole, mouth watering still, hungry
> I see him jerking his cock, he tells me to put my mouth on the hole
> I stick my lips and open mouth through the hole as best I can
> I can’t see anything
>>676399938
>get on /b/
>make my first thread
>get called gay
The end.
Loli thread
>3 loli threads at once?
Is catalogue broken?
roll doubles to see her titties
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GOD DEM!!!!!!!
>>676414983
You best deliver
this dude messing with my girl
dubs decide
>>676411225
Marine sniper copypasta
>>676411311
op here
im not sure what to do with that...
>>676411225
Send him a dick pic.
I fucked ur mom last night m8
ITALIANI ONLINE?
Si?
>>676415275
GIULIANI ONLINE?
>>676415275
che fate?
New one boys
Fb thread
So s xy
>>676413506
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>>676412448
> >OP is a faggot
>>676412448
failure
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>>676412448
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kek i spaced y it no work
tfw u want to commit sepuko. i hate my life
is this good enough?http://www.amazon.com/Reverse-Blade-Katana-Black-Stand/dp/B000ARIRKS
why the fuck would you want to go out by stabbing yourself in the stomach???
>>676415617
because life isnt worth, and i want to be rememberd
>>676415617
honor
Pics you're not
Supposed
Because fuck this image limit
>>676404765
we were at here
re-posting from last thread:
https://eroshare com/1q0c1y3a
pic related
who wanted more of her?
