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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Your age:
Number of girls you've fucked:
>>690398304
33
~15
>>690398304
18:0
>>690398304
>newfag
>>690398480
I'm losing boys
24
1
Your last number determines how beta are you.
1-2: you'll never get a girl, sorry fam.
3-4: you'll probably marry a landwhale.
5-6: You'll marry a nice girl, but don't expect too much.
7-8: You'll marry a nice stacy, you'll fuck her 2 times a week.
0,9: You are now a chad. Your wife is a 9/10 model. You fuck her 7 times a week.
dubs - You'll get a waifu.
Fuck you keemstar you don't control me
>>690406555
What do I get for trips ? a super waifu?
>>690406555
oh shit nigger
Rolol
>>690406441
I am already enrolled in Hogwarts to become a wizard so what could go wrong?
ylyl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEZL4ult9n0
die.
non-porn webms
>>690394677
what did dat nigga do?
would you?
How many of you are into actual animals?
Woukd I
school
>>690387972
bumperinho
yeah id buy it
more?>>690387972
Why are American athletes so much stronger than any other countries "athletes"?
Pic related
>>690396357
We bred them that way.
>>690396357
America loves niggers.
>>690396357
Steroid abuse.
why are you still not using metric
When we were buying slaves, we looked for the biggest and most intelligent to breed. We didn't have any luck with the intelligence thing but we got some big ass nignogs!
one flew over the cuckoo's bitch
bitch
>>690399054
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Bitch
>>690399137
was it jaws?
>>690399253
it was obviously Creed
12 years a bitch
Trap/CD thread
>>690389277
Glad hes wrapping it up. No HIV today.
who is this, please help.
>>690389416
"Warmfreshpaint" on chatturbate
Stop right there!
You are a wanted criminal! I will shoot you if you do not roll singles!
>>690384128
i dindu nuffin
am i being detained?!
fml
Oh shit
>>690384128
get the fuck outta here officer
BBW/FAT/CHUBBY THREAD
POST YOUR CHUBBY
XL GF/WIFES HERE
>>690389312
Jesus, I want a chubby like her to sit on my face
could you fucking not?
>>690389977
i fucking hate my dirty fat fuck gf, i hope she reads this when im sleeping stupid bitch
>>690390097
with her small ass "big" fat titties and her stupid small zero posture Back ASS.
Trust me fuck fat bitches, like literally just use them to fuck once otherwise your gonna hate that hsit.
clean smelling pussy noentheless, ASS USUALLY SMELLS LIKE SHIT.
>>690390097
m2 ...... i hope she die fast....
Senpai notice me!!!
fappu-chan!
>>690395652
bump
>>690395652
relll
>>690395652
What's the point in rolling? They're all the same.
roli loli
Thread thread
>>690390467
>Not giving yourself an enema before you get ass fucked
>>690390467
i would tongue punch any hot fit bitches fartbox for days.....
what of it?
>>690392477
>he's never tried anal
>>690390467
>>690392477
I am gay and find this childish and offensive. Get over your heteronormative bullshit.
If your name is called, have a shower
>Have a shower Aaron
>>690390400
Have a shower, jack.
>>690390400
Have a shower Muhammad
>>690390400
>>690390555
Get Thread?
>>690390400
Have a shower OP
>>690390400
have a shower shlomo goldstein
What does /b/ drive? I'm curious.
This is my baby.
This is mine
>>690397929
2 slow
>>690397929
>What does /b/ drive? I want to gloat.
Fixed that one for you.
2014 Fiesta, 2010 F150, 2016 Focus RS
Between the wife and I.
>>690398844
>$25000 200bhp toyota
>gloat
wut
Dubs gets tits ass or pussy on request
Trips gets request + face
Quads is social media info dump ofc
Not OP. Joining
>>690398172
Ass pls
Just post it
Hair brush in ass Dan written on stomach
Post loli pics
you're a sick bitch
>>690395037
Faggot
k sir
Pics you promised not to share
>>690393662
>Search OP's...
>Share
>Thread
Gf. Any requests?
wife
>>690393912
full frontal, and some bent over ass shots if you got 'em
>ctrl+f
>no feels thread
feels thread
>>690377302
>be me
>be driving home from work
>see car smashed into wall
>completely blown to pieces
>pull over and turn on hazards
>run over to car
>get to the driver just as he's breathing his last
>911 shows up 45 seconds later
I still think about it sometimes....
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>>690377378
I'm sorry anon.
>>690377490
Don't be.
>>690377566
I saw something like that when I was in Bangladesh. A kid had gotten run over by some shitbox car and his mom was holding him in her arms. I don't know if he lived or not
>be me, 16
>dating a girl for a little bit
>thingsareneato.jpg
Fast forward 6 months
>I have to move 400 miles away because of parental nonsense
>we do the distance thing
>It's actually working a bit
>on new year's day I hitchhike down to see her (we had talked about it prior)
>when I get there, she tells me she's...
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YLYL
>>690381486
Please tell me how to triforce.
>>690382260
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Space alt 255 alt 30 enter alt 30 alt 255 alt 30
>>690382536
Nevermind, alt 255 twice at the beginning.
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>>690382536
no.
TUTORIAL BY OP:
normal triforce:
press alt, while holding down alt type 0129 in the numpad
then 32
then 0129
then 32
then 30 (that is the triangle)
press enter
alt+30
then 32
then 30
