When's the last time you had sex?
>>703468966
When was your mother last out of the house?
Yesterday, with gf.
>>703468966
Few nights ago I think, or maybe the other morning
>>703468966
Four years, ten months, twelve days, eight hours, thirty seven minutes, and give or take a few seconds.
ITT: perfect 10s
>pic related
>>703478088
animu is rel.
>>703478088
That's a man, baby.
>>703478397
If that's true then it's better.
>>703478397
In her youtube videos, her voice is too fucking high to be a man
Thoughts on bestiality?
>>703459889
What does she do with that horse cock?
>>703459889
Interesting philosophical topic. In reality, no idea.
>>703459985
Probably helps it with the swelling issue it has.
Bump
>>703477270
No.
>>703477270
No.
>>703477270
No.
Posting these in lieu of Muslim holy day
anyone else here dealing with serious gender issues?
>>703475771
like what?
>>703475771
there is no such thing, if you don't like being your gender just kill yourself
>>703475908
really constructive
>>703475841
like wanting to be a girl
I know I do with all my heart
yes. i identify as a 2D Waifu.
count to 10 and ill kill myself
3
s/fur lets it be easy
UK girls thread
Ex gf
Have you ever seen anyone you know IRL posted on here? Pic related. Friends ex
No but I always pray for the day
>>703474261
thats the dream
yup, this girl >>703473278
>>703474261
did you actually find her pic on /b/ or??
ITT adult advice
Spread some solid advice for surviving in the cruel world out there (I'm feeling a bit scared).
Also I want to warn you that if you've ever heard
>"how to get revenge on someone - if you slash all four tires on their car, that's covered by insurance, but if you slash only 3, then they have to pay out of pocket"
, that is pure fucking bullshit.
Found it the hard way; rent is more important than weed
>>703457251
if you really want revenge on someone, put WD-40 on their back tires' breaks.
But if you get caught, it'll probably be attempted murder, even though it shouldn't kill them
>>703457251
>>703458143
real solid advice?
be patient as fuck. drive slow. speeding gets you maybe 5-10 mins faster to where you want to be TOPS. 5-10 mins ain't worth shit. it ain't worth that ticket, that accident, that insurance premium increase, or the cost of repairs.
drive slow, go slow, take a deep breath, and remember 5-10 minutes ain't shit.
>>703457251
Be u self
creep shots thread continued....
>/b/ share your creepshot tips and tricks, what do you use? How do you do it? Bonus point for real effort and good wins, like changing room, friend's bathroom, etc.
girlfriend's sister
YLYL thread, come at me /b/ros
Post pics of people who did nothing wrong.
>>703472487
who's that?
Sieg Heil
Well, it's now 15 years since #2 hit the twins. Do you remember your reaction?
No, but I remember your moms.
NEVAH FORGET
>>703473228
i was happy becouse i could get home early from school
Girlfriend at the time called me up and told me to turn on the television. She said something to the effect Of "you're probably going to like this…" Not even lying.
fuck it start rolling
>>703459949
roll
xd
rollllll
rolling
loli thread bros
Bump
http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/361/
dun die
Waifu thread
Previous:
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: PANIC
>>703473325
They have intresting concerts, their choreography is, more specifically.
Haven't checked them lately, though.
>>703473704
Because you can't respond in the thread as fast as you would in a real time messaging chat.
>>703473812
>It seems to be picking up speed as well.
Well, it would surely go fast from here on now.
Miho claimed
Taiga claimed.
cut me yuno
post ur chubbies and thiiccc
post a pic of a slut you know, anons say what they'd do to them
Need more of her. Gunna cum so hard to her.
