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What's your excuse for not praising the new queen of /b/?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg i_TDVH8kA
Nice
>>676108474
what the fuck
i didn't mean this when i said praise
thats a little boy...
>>676108474
but...y
>>676108915
how exactly?
looks feminine to me, look at the jaw line
also the voice doesn't sound like an 11 year old boy
New risk thread
OP will not participate
Must put color, state, and name
And fianlly have fun you faggots
>>676110933
bump
>>676110701
Socialist state of Pennsylvania, red
Blue, Michigan
Patriots
>>676110701
Empire of the Lone Star, Texas, Gold.
British Empire
Dark Red
Massachusetts
Alright /b/, here's a challenge: name 1 thing you like about yourself.
I'll probably die someday due to my body aging.
My ability to not give a fuck
I'm just awesome.
I'm actually good looking unlike the rest of you inbred fucks.
I can ignore my flaws and be generally happy with my shit.
Prove you're White.
>>676113353
I have never smoked Crack.
>>676113353
non of us here are white. op do you even know the colour of white
>>676113353
I like mayo
>/thread
Hi dad
Have been called a "snow nigger"
How do I not get attached so easily /b/? It seems like I get attached to any relatively attractive girl who talks to me for an extended period of time. I can't seem to help it, and i get anxious and depressed when things don't go the way I want and I end up clinging on, sending messages and stuff when it's clearly not mutual
What do /b/? Will be bumping with cute asians
Curious... How old op?
>>676101348
Find your inner psychopath. Learn detachment. One day you might learn how to use people instead of letting them use you like a cuck bitch.
>>676101774
18
Hey man I can give you some legitimate advice here, I'm currently 18 also but I had a rough patch of depression for about 2 years from 15-17 and I had no self esteem even because of acne. I was relatively good looking so I talked to girls alot and more often than not if they showed interest in me I'd message them a lot and get pissed when they didn't message me back, like I was entitled to something. It was because I hated myself, in the past year I've been working out, it helps a LOT for the self-esteem and I started reading self help books and was really...
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>>676101348
I used to be really similar until I traveled out of the country alone. I stayed in hostels and forced myself to meet people. Eventually I was able to enjoy my time with people without trying to make it into something more.
I am gonna do it.
Go to earth cam new orleans, i will deliver
about to deliver boys, rip niggers
deliver what fgt
>>676111124
slaying niggers
>>676111124
A pizza
>>676110710
?????
so how long do you last with a /b/j or handjob
Either I can last for over 10 minutes or my GF sucks at them
like 20 mins, havent met a grill with good bj capabilities
Yes. i have a pot going with some of my friends, first one to get me off orally gets the pot. it's 20 bucks to enter. It's sitting at 260.
I can't get off by either. Head is great, but I have the hardest time cumming. They'd always take too long and I'd lose the momentum. They'd have to be there for half an hour to make me cum. Not worth it. The pussy is always better.
>>676110722
Depends. If it's just physical, takes forever. If they are good at talking dirty, it can be fairly quick. It's all about their vocals, honestly.
s/fur
Which band is more brutal?
>Dethklok: Has a difficult time running a concert without maiming or killing a good portion of the audience in a variety of spectacular ways, everything from an efficient vasectomy entirely by accident to electrocuting the entire crowd while still performing like nothing's happening. Has also killed one person directly with Satanic powers, and a number of people indirectly.
>Snakes & Barrels: Recorded a song where they performed normally at the start but by the end of it they
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I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
So, how do I find fun sexy groups at university who can try and make me look like a trap?
Disgusting thread
>>676111265
>>676111265
>>676111265
Is that a ball sack or a vagina?
I would fuck that and cum in its asshole. Bbw anal is my favorite porn search term
Waifu Claiming thread
Version 9.036
>claim your waifu
>discuss
>hopefully this one doesn't die
Miho claimed
>>676109309
Ayy
Probably going to sleep now
night guys
>claimed
Claimed
>>676110620
Still claiming Miyazono.
My last Hunger Games for the night
24 tributes mang
Judy Hopps queen of /b/
Aurora
Elmer Fudd
This Ass
Moon Whalers.
Hunger Games.
First 48 are in.
Cassie
Captain Planet
Moon Whalers
Zombie
Skeletor
Fap or nap thread
Evens fap
Odds nap
>>676108451
RAWLLL
>>676108511
Rawl
>>676108451
henry rollins
It's been 8 years since my dad died, shot by, shot by, shot by a fucking nigger.
>>676108451
fuck
>femanon here
Men disgust me.
I’m a lesbian and am sick to death of you ignorant bastards. For starters, no, I will not show you my tits. I don’t see how any of you have the right to tell another woman to get naked, you dogs might see women as flesh for your pleasure but NOTHING gives you the right to take advantage of a woman just because you believe that you’re ‘stronger’ or ‘better’. You describe women as ‘cumdumpsters’, quite frankly I’m enraged by this, if I ever heard you say this word in real life I would punch
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>sage
So much bait! At least make it seem a little less obvious OP you fucking faggot
1 this is bait and 2...for hating men so much you certainly don't do anything to not make yourself look like one.
>>676108744
Tits w/timestamps or GTFO
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Just forced my sister to fuck me and I got it on vid, /b/:
http://6i9.no/wincest
pic related
>>676112543
Have you got a mirror - link isn't downloading
>>676112543
this makes me fap fap fap
>>676112543
video helped me not beat my wife
>>676112543
I CAME
>>676112543
op your a cum slut
ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS!
Fetishes, that one time you accidentally your sister, family recipes, nuke launch codes, anything...
>>676111755
I'm into lolicon and get off to ready biographies of molested children, my boyfriend still doesn't know.
Reporting in
>>676112008
any recommended reads?
Smelly feet are the hottest thing on earth for me
I sniff and jerk off with my daughter's panties any chance I get only the dirty crusty ones that have been rubbing on her pussy all day long.
I am really an alien but nobody believes me or heeds my warnings but you faggots will see soon enough.
Dick in mouth thread
I hate how you little bitches of this generation don't like a woman with a bush. You ever bury your face in one? Shit is so amazing. But no, every pussy must have it's lawn trimmed, because apparently you would rather fuck a little girl than a woman you little bitch faggots.
Pubes are for there for sexual attraction, so I don't see the problem, Some kids now just want some bitch with the obligatory blond hair, bare pussy, big tits, and huge ass. They're just playing into their own childish fantasy bullshit.
george w
Trips and I post their numbers
Can I has numbers now?
trip on this
Moar like trip in that
dont fuck up their lives dude
>>676110210
Their lives were fucked up from the moment they met me
