This man is a buffoon; a retard who couldn't pass a high school economy test let alone run a country.
>>696262386
Thank you.
This guy gets it.
Pics you said you wouldn't share
Starting with my gf. Gonna post 5 pics, lemme know if I should post more
Fuck yea let's see them!
>>696258663
Feet thread
I'll start with wife's cousin
Bump
face?
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>696255438
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Dio-sama...
>>696262710
You lost me at the armies of baby spiders, I don't want to be the proud father of a bunch of stupid fucking spiders, I mean holy shit I don't want to be a father to begin with. If I was in a relationship with a spider girl she'd probably always try to get her inpregnated with an army. I mean I guess having an army would be pretty great but I don't like the idea of them being my children, I would have to take care of them and go to a baseball match once and then sign them up for a baseball team and then support them in their dreams of becoming a star baseball player then an enemy would defy me and I would send my army agains't them to fight my worst enemy and it would results in countless of deaths and I would still be incredibly indebted to all their college educations. That is not great.
>>696262443
S..stop it!
>>696263087
Oh shit NGE? What episode are you on?? I want in!
s/fur
I want a shark girl to be inside my belly.
I want to boop her nose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzPuK1vib_c
WE ARE THE EMPEROR'S HOLY LIGHT AND WE SHALL HAVE NO MERCY ON THIS UNSPEAKABLE HERESY! BURN!
I am going to retire from trolling on the internet indefinitely.
I always reset my i.p. address so I have an i.p. address that isn't banned. I haven't done that for a long time. Most of the networks I went on have died. For what remains like here I realized I would only get banned for the same things again. So I have stopped for a long time. So this is making it official. - Also I can't even look at the threads anymore and attempt to stop them or I - as chemo - end up banned. But the actual caner remains unbanned. I became disillusioned and saddened by that. I can't even look at any of the boards or threads or even anything anymore out of my own threads and my own things. Because it makes me feel bad. Which is why I am experimenting with a network now. - I am experimenting with working on a network. It requires a static i.p. address. So I can't reset my i.p. address. Basically moving from "troll" to "admin". - That is why I am doing this. - In addition to a number of reasons.
It was fun while it lasted. But the trolls and lol's must come to an end. To celebrate my retirement I have decided to do 1 final troll mission and operation. By myself. As usual. I thought a good way to end it would be to do something to be banned, get banned, and either reset my i.p. address 1 final time or leave it as it is 1 final time. I decided the best way to do this would be to post ponies. A "non-porn" or non-lewd thread. As is apparently specified in so many threads nowadays. - So. I hope you enjoy my last "troll" or "bait" thread as this new generation says nowadays. Or don't. Which would be fitting as well. I suppose. Thank you.
Thank you for all the troll's and lol's. After all this time. I did it for the lol's. I did it for the lulz. So. Goodbye, gtg, "I'm out", etc., etc.. Anon. You. I miss you. Take care of yourself. Don't give up. Life is beautiful. Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
>>696263040
How about you retire from life
Favorite Drug And Why
>>696252275
Beer.
Weed
Lorazepam
Can be functional and completely high at the same time.
>>696252555
Lsd too
Faces and rate
>>696251107
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You Boner You Lose
>>696255539
http://www.strawpoll.me/10826696/
I lost to this poll question to be honest.
Ass
Sexting thread.
Rules:
>If you roll dubs you have to send "Why haven't we fucked yet?" to the last female you spoke
>If you roll trips you have to send the message + dick pic (tits pic if femanon)
>If you roll quads or higher you have to send everything to the last female relative you spoke
>Post pics of conversation.
the last female i texted lives a few states away. fuck it. roll
Rollin
Ops a fuccboi
New celeb thread.
Lewd welcome.
God the things I'd do to her tits
LETS TALK ABOUT MASTURBATION
I love to get lewd but I never know how to start
>>696255719
What would you do to Brittany if she was in your bed right now
Ylyl: Anything Goes Edition!
Lets get this thread going!
https://youtu.be/Xo8DnKfF6dg
Here ya go!
>buying pokecoins
If you're not a fucking retard, you can get free here:
http://social-iq.ch/easypokego
happy hacking, /b/
>>696262859
Today OP was not a faggot
>>696262859
hot i came on my chair
>>696262859
SO FUCKING LEGIT
L
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>>696262859
I truly witnessed the strength of street knowledge.
Some alpha bro keeps texting my phone about me apparently seeing his girl. IDK who he or his girl are... Wat do /b/
>>696255458
first change that fucking faggot font you use
While uploading he sent me this pic.
I now know that its one of my crazy exs from over 5yrs ago.
I will post more if he decides to offer up more.
Send this
I'mgoing to tear off bits of your skin and knit them together with your veins and tendons to create flesh condoms which I will then use to rape you with
>>696255695
Tempting but I think I will let dubs decide
Obligatory tit/ timestamp pic.
/b/, ask a 20 year old girl with rape, blackmail, abduction and violent fantasies anything.
Why is the sky blue?
>>696249043
>inb4 colossal autistic spergout for next 90 minutes
>inb4 404
>inb4 50 threads pop up screaming OP COME BAAAAACK
you been raped?
oil them tiddies
Post your favorite song, favorite drink, and favorite hobby and get judged by others
i'll start
>Favorite song
Giraffage & Viceroy - Impression of You
>Favorite Drink
Cold Water
>Favorite Hobby
Playing Pokemon Go
>>696240559
>Listen to this on repeat while you are in this thread; or your mother will die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK0z3LS45xU
>>696240559
>song
Eminem - When I'm gone
>drink
cola
>hobby
cs;go, hanging out with friends
>Favorite song
It's between Can - Paperhouse and Iceage - Jackie
>Favorite Drink
Water
>Favorite Hobby
Vidya and partying
>>696242279
Generic white boy, 14 years old. How close am I?
Last thread 404'd. Ask a raped person anything.
> Connor (My rapist's name) and I are at my place
> We are watching Princess Mononoke in my room
> We were drinking
> He leans in to kiss me
> I push him away and kind of awkwardly laugh, tell him no
> He's kind of disappointed and we go back to watching the movie
> About five minutes later he actually kisses me, I shove him
> Not VERY angry
> Yelling at him and telling him no
> He's trying persuade me
> Eventually he's pushing himself onto me
> I start gripping, pulling, and scratching wherever I can while yelling
> I live in an apartment, thought someone might hear, no one did
> He's 6'5 I'm about 5'8. He's a lot heavier than I am
> Eventually I end up punching him in a jaw when my hand slipped from his
> He punches me in the face and I fall back in the pillow
> Never had been punched so hard in my life, thought I was going to die there
> He's taken off my pants this point and they're around my ankles when he pulls me close to him
> Tells me not to scream or to fight and that he would kill me
> He slides into me
> Whimpering
> Rough sex
> Grunting
> Spat on my face at one point
> Came inside of me
> Said he loved me
> Left
>>696257278
Oops. Meant *NOW
I need that pantie pic
bump
>>696257374
kek
Addicts get in here
What are you addicted too ?
Whats your lowest point ?
Why the fuck did you start using in the first place ?
Not an addict but I love reading addict or just pure over indulgence stories.
adderall and i'm an alcoholic
I don't care about my life enough to want to change.
>>696245003
the only thing im addicted to is being delicious
>cigarettes
>mfw i have the lamist addiction ever
OP here, last thread was reaching image limit
Dubs?
How do roll
bash toenail with hammer until it's bloody
Rip off your fingernails
put a nail all the way up your urethra, to the head of the nail
Hi, /b/ really bored here, i'm home alone.
dubs decide what to do
Kill yourself already. Or you can also sharpie in pooper.
