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What's /b/'s drug of choice?
ITT general drug thread
>>675929632
Jesus is the only drug I need.
Praise the lord, almighty.
>>675929632
spice or weed + alcohol
>>675929632
MDMA or cocaine. Usually follow a line of MDMA with a line of coke to stop how much it fucking hurts.
Reminder that only degenerate losers with no future use drugs.
>>675929914
>studying pure applied chem at PhD level
>no future
might be right who knows
if you could make any rule for cute girls at school in order to satisfy your fetish, what would it be, and what's the punishment for not following it?
bonus points for having different punishments for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd offenses, pics preferred
Any girl that refuses to blow me in the school bathrooms on command must have sex with me.
2nd offense requires her to give me a prostate massage on top of that
3rd offense requires her to do my homework
Any rules for this girl in particular?
Yoga pants and no panties and all girls must pull them down and bend over when they fart
If you hear a girl fart while sitting out still in pants she has to blow you
If she refuses, must go to school naked,
If she still wears clothes, she is allowed to be tied down stripped and force-fed cum
>>675920894
make her wear those boots w/ a sexy dominatrix outfit and whip me
>>675919852
>"Can you blow me?"
>"Sure!"
>"FUCK"
repeat
I work for Congress. I'm drunk; ask me whatever.
I bump with armbirds.
>>675926969
Fuck yeah armbirds
>>675927088
>>675926969
Who sucks the most dick?
>>675927183
How many people are paid by AIPAC and what is their influence?
Hey /b/ros.
Im not usually the one to start threads, but you guys have been my friends for years. Its strange saying that, but as iv seen thousands of posts, hundred thousands, go by and by... some of you are as human as anyone else.
This is one man reaching out to another, in my final time of need. Is it worth it anymore? Every day is a new form of just sad, to where sad is my neutral feeling. Im not going to vent a ton of bullshit that dosnt matter to anyone, i just need an answer.
Am i worth it?
Although i might already know that answer, If the time comes to it
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You are always worth it
Every day you gain wisdom
It may not seem like it
but one day
you will poop on the toilet
and a thought will come to mind
While pooping you will say
this is what I must do
This is what I was born to do
bumping with quotes from swords and sandels 2
was sup OP?
Rays of light penetrate the dark.
Poast BBWs you'd rail.
Also, more of this beauty?
>>675930160
Nice thumbnail.
Pokebox #2, I fucked up and possibly let down a few people edition
>>675930446
Care to share
ITT: Girls you know who you'd most want to hatefuck. Maybe not the hottest girl you know, but the one you'd most want to STFU by choking her with your cock.
>>675926331
more?
My ex got a new bf. So I would love to just go over to her house and hate fucking her
>>675927037
post them all
FAP GAME
ROLL:
>1-3 FAP TO WOMEN
>4-6 FAP TO MEN
>7-9 FAP TO BOTH
>0 REROLL OR BED
Sexy Beautiful Women:
>>>/s/catalog
Yuri:
>>>/u/catalog
Handsome Men:
>>>/hm/catalog
Yaoi:
>>>/y/catalog
Rrrr
O
roller
>>675925031
why not?
>>675927080
reroll
first and second post that get dubs gets a steam game
post with a disposable email so i can send it to you
also ylyl to pass the time dont post that shitty fuck in a raincoat it's overdone
>>675929361
[email protected]
Darksouls3 please
>>675929361
[email protected]
deadbolt
>>675929950
>>675929361
>>675929950
well at least I would make you laugh
>>675930251
>>675929361
lol forgot pic
>>675929361
[email protected]
deadbolt
don't have ylyl pics saved
>>675930299
old as fuck
Faces of /b.
Fuck off retard
Go to google images and type your first name followed by the hedgehog. Post best result, I'll start
>>675926514
>pretty good
no. what the fuck.
Also holy shit how can there be so many results, what the fuck.
mmmmm those edgy scars
>>675928008
Autistic, but still better than I could do it.
Pics you shouldn't share-redux
>>675931116
I love her!
S/nek
Checking in.
/b/ makes a song!
dubs go into the chorus
trips get to name the song.
we have the song all laid out, all you gotta do is post shit. pictures, text, whatever the fuck. we just tried this, but you guys are on the jerkoff threads atm. Get in here, make a song with us anon. We'll upload it as soon as it's done, and we'll do it right here, right meow fuck
suck my cunt
suck my cuntt
suck my cunttt
Vote for Donald Trump
>>675929133
fuck yeah we have our chorus.
Trips get nudes
>GO
why would we want to see a nude boy? Trap threads are cancer
Are you 12? If so keep the shirt on
>>675929002 kek
Rollio
>>675928852
Trips wouldnt even want the nudes
getting rid of these folders
>webms, gifs, pics, and fakes
first reply chooses which folder
i'll dump all i have
Katy Perry.
>>675927827
no idea who they are
>>675927965
Dumping Katy Perry
Hunger Games.
First 48 are in.
Kang
Wizard of Yendor
Punished Devito
Bob Marley
best waifu
Creepshot thread part 2
>>675928600
nice moar like this anon?
So, /b/, just saw this movie.
I honestly do not know where all of the scathing reviews are coming from.
Yes, it was a little slow/long, yes there was a lot of shit shoved into this movie. But besides that, I honestly have no complaints besides throwing Doomsday out there this early.
All in all, an honest 7/10 movie.
Feel pretty much the same, but I fucking hated Zimmer's score even more this time.
>>675924881
Yeah, it was kind of self indulgent, if that's even possible. I get Eisenberg was kind of a letdown too but I expected that, although it makes more sense if he really is Luthor's son.
>>675924189
>slow/long
the fuck? as a big fan who waited 3 years for this shit, it felt rushed.
>>675925525
It progressed slowly. Main complaint against it is that there's all this build-up for Batman and Superman to fight and then they really don't until the end when the title is what it is.
What happens next?
dubs decide what to do with this thing i found, will deliver webms
its been in there a couple hours, i kinda feel bad for it. does anyone know what it eats?
>>675926951
let the creature go faggot
>>675926951
eat it alive covered in hot sauce
shove it up your ass
The sole purpose of the moth is procreation. It does not eat. It lives for sex.
Give it a luxury life. Put it in a bigger jar + whatever the hell bugs like
