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sup /b/? black guy here
Why do some white men get pissed when they see a white girl with a black guy but not so when they see an asian guy with a white girl?
>>692833968
because asians aren't niggers
>>692833968
because asians are not niggers you dumb nigger
>>692833968
Asian have brains
They do get mad
>>692833968
because asians aren't niggers
How do you un-pregnate a girlfriend? Specifically, my girlfriend. I can't do the smoothie trick, it'd be suspicious because we're American and don't drink smoothies.
>>692836768
I agree with the man, it is the only way out.
>>692836768
OP, your girlfriend wants to keep it? Just say you don't fucking want a kid in your life.
>>692836768
Tell her you don't want her to abort it.
Then she will.
If you're American just slip it into her McDonalds instead.
>>692836768
>we're American and don't drink smoothies
Put it in her starbucks then
Anyone got any good diy flesh lights?
following
A dogs asshole
here you go
>>692835688
Just buy a fleshlight. I just got mine and it's really good.
>>692835688
I've got the STU one don't use it that much honestly, but if you want practice and have 60-80 bucks to throw away go for it.
/B/eg, Hey /b/ as you know summer sale is ending. If you of you richfags could donate that would be awesome steamcommunity.com/id/gzillametro Anything off my wish list
Also bumping, and begging for anything from my wishlist, please.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/camiflappy
And for the third time, next dubs gets a steam key. Kind of shitty, but niggers cant be choosers.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/theriddler55/wishlist/ looking for anything off my wishlist
richfag make my day
anything is good
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198011752320/wishlist
>>692819906
>VAC ban
>6 days ago
Hahaha why should you get anything at all?
begging rich kind anon for civ 5, make a poorfag happy
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198001249890/
Hey is there any richfags willing to buy me a game on steam? I have no international credit card, any games from my wishlist would be nice http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/ 76561198137985424/wishlist
Hey guys
This sale was great for me thanks to anons on 4chan. I got great games that i would probably never buy. I have one more thing to ask you for. I want to end this sale with something stupid so...
Is there any richfag who would buy me NEKOPARA VOL.1?
http://store.steampowered.com/app/333600/
http://steamcommunity.com/id/thepanchemik/
>>692837494
While we're at it, let me try.
Just poor, don't have any other excuse.
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198093918900/wishlist
Im OP in my case its becuase my parents got divorced and are having econocomical problems so they arent able to buy me games and I dont hav a credit card http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198137985424/wishlist
[H] Don't Starve Together
[W] Crusader Kings II
[W] GTA V (If you're feeling really generous)
http://steamcommunity.com/id/vachinazz/
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Will draw a really shitty Microsoft Paint pic for games
>>692837647
Bumping with some tits
My girlfriend is thinking about piercing her nipples. Do you think it could fit them well ? Also if you're good a PS, would like to see how it'd be.
bump !
i think it would look good
any more advice ?
>>692835646
Perfect nipples. Don't go jamming metal shit through them.
Lets get a /scare/ thread going
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1464892832385 .webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1464896914651 .webm
>>692837697
what the fuck is that first webm?
>>692838264
i like the first one. sums up my mind.
more pls
>>692838264
an art project made by some students
>>692838385
I didn't realise this was a cringe thread, teenager.
hey /b/ros
i have an opportunity to get a scholarship to university in Japan. but that would imply leaving behind my family and my few (but good) friends.
Do you think i should do it?
disrespectful self-bump
>>692834408
Depends on how much the scholarship covers and if you are already knowledgeable with Japanese culture / lang. The separation is only temporary and you can have international friends. If you are simply a weeb then don't. Those things considered, go for it.
Why would you want to go to Japan?
>>692834408
Id do it. Being able to travel for free is a once in a life time experience, and whose knows you could make some cool friends and come back with good stories. Im not even a weeb and I
would still like to visit various place.
>>692835664
Baka
Why wouldn't you Ka
Japan is best country
Kill yourself desu
How do you make money?
Unconventional ways to make money thread
Fags without regular jobs get itt
>>692828944
i'm actually not kidding. i'm a hitman. AMA
>>692829355
trying to kill yourself does not count as a hitman
>>692828944
i'm a hired gun for money, no kidding. AMA
>>692829355
how much do you charge to kill yourself?
i have my paypal ready
Drawthread +
That other drawthread seems really iffy. Taking requests.
>>692838712
I request that you teach me how to fight
>>692838712
an evil siren
I was just about to make another one myself...
thnank god we are safe from cp comic. thank u pooj
someone wanted treasure chest of booty in the other thread
feet thread :3
WHICH ONE would you fuck
and what would you do to him?
they're all 18+
>>692835851
Faggot
5 obviously
numer 2... All fucking night long
>>692836685
are you a man or a woman?
>>692836778
woman
Post your 10/10 girl
ITT: OP posts a pic of his 7/10 girlfriend so that he can show her this thread and be romantic or someshit in attempt to get sex
pic related isnt even a 10 but its closer than Average Annie over there
If it's my girlfriend it's my 10/10 girl fucktard
>>692837712
hahahaha shut the fuck up, you fucking cuck
i hope your gf gets raped by niggers
Rage more faggot
what nudes
>>692827951
I will need to see the nudes to think on how he would handle this
jews
>>692827951
It's got to be really tough for a father, having a hot daughter.
How could they possibly NOT want to fuck her?
>>692829847
Seconded. Imagine seeing a tight little version of your older wife everyday. Especially during the slutty teenage years.
I am so glad I have sons.
>>692830266
For a couple of weeks I stayed with one of my brother's friends.
He had two SMOKING HOT teenage daughters.
They were flirtatious and teasing, like nothing else.
I was talking to their dad one afternoon, and was saying it must be difficult having such pretty daughters, who got 50% of their DNA from the woman he fell in love with, his wife. "Must be hard not to be attracted to your daughters."
He was speechless. Couldn't even formulate a reply. Clearly, the discussion...
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s/fur
i've heard it does happen
afds
I'll help getting this started, despite not being able to stay long.
>>692835936
Hi there
ITT: We make really cool crystals, and post results!
This should be pretty easy! Because all the chemicals you need for this are around the house!
You'll need around 5 over 9000 pennies put these aside.
Get a clear jar, scoop 2 tablespoons of salt into it, and 1 tablespoom of baking soda
Now the first important ingredient eshould be in your bathroom. Ammonia (Any brand) And pour until jar is 2/3 full (as all as you want the crystals to grow
and the last ingredient is laundry bleach (careful not to spill any on your clothes!) And fill the rest of the jar.
Now drop all the pennies to the bottem of the jar, and start quickly blowing through a straw onto the pennies to get the crystals going! You should see stringy crystals growing after 30 secs of blowing. Now thats it!
Now you can impress your friends, family, and even your dog!
>>692837318
I've made it a few months ago, the crystals are awesome!
>>692837601
This tbh fam, crystals are amazing
>>692837318
Kys faggot
>>692837318
so original faggot
ITT: How to make mustard gas
Stoner Thread
Birthday is coming up and thinking about how much weed to smoke. Bought an eighth of weed this week and still have some left. How long does it take /b to smoke an eighth usually?
1 week
28 minutes
selected all images with grass haha
>>692828719
20 minitez
2 days
>>692828719
Before I started my extened T-Break one or two weeks.
Welcome to the off/b/eat, post your favourite shit and join the bantz.
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/the-of fbeat
>>692838334
bampu
Bump
mod here, it's dank
join this shit
>>692838334
COCK TRIBUTE THREAD:
Post pictures to get COCK Tributed (COCKED on) and do some requests yourself. Everyone contribute for a good thread.
PIC RELATED - I will fulfil a few requests so post the pics you want COCKED on.
Wife's ass please
girl on the right
Pleeease :)
what do you guys think of mulatto's (i'm mulatto)
>>692835671
Niggers
Mutants , niggers
>>692835671
you're a nigger. Get out of /b/
>>692835671
Mulatto butts
Mulatto butts
Black and white butts
Mulatto butts
Black ass momma
White ass daddy
Mulatto butts
Nigger blood stains you and your descendants forever.
