5 years later and I'm still in the friend zone. God damn man.
>>692837434
Never end with a compliment, you can feel that she's tense, break it with a joke, preferably one that takes away from the power of the compliment.
Something like "Yeah and I don't even mean special in the extra chromosome kind this time ;)" would have kept the convo going.
Send her this
>>692838013
i sayd i dont have mutch chromosones, good night like on morning in my body and she reply: sad
/what do
>>692837434
if you'd post your face we'd all know why
Kik thread
muffin_fox2 shes got a nice fat white ass and she basically does anything after you send her a dick pic
Bamp
Jjhillboo trades gf nudes.
Post results
Hey /b/, I have $4.00 on my steam account that I don't plan on spending.
The first person to roll dubs and post a decent picture of Ashley gets gifted whatever game they want on the last day of the Steam sale, make sure to post your Steam ID as well.
>>692838382
When you say "whatever game they want" I'm assuming you mean "below 4$", correct?
>>692838843
Ye.
>>692838911
I figured. Dang.
Oh well, have this anyway.
Rolling for Age of Empires HD Edition
http://steamcommunity.com/id/
PopGoesTheBubble
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What's this, a /b/catalog woefully underpopulated by Fluffy-Ponies? This briefcase full of Fluffy-Ponies 'ought to put a stop to that!
>Post your Sadbox, Abusebox, or Hugbox
>Post your stories
OP at cousins house here. Sorry I let the thread 404 I'm fucking around with her laptop trying to get it to boot from usb. Just want to get all her pictures then I'll start taking requests.
>>692836927
OP, she using win7 or older? What OS?
I take it its passworded?
Pic of cousin, for those who weren't here I'm in her apt alone for the next 6 hours
To any veterans, police officers, firefighters, paramedics and et al.
Is there anything you've seen, in your line of work, that has stood out so far?
What do you mean by stood out OP?
>>692836905
Like, weird, funny... Maybe a funny story from training or something cool you saw.
Someone important you met in your line of work? Stuff like that, if it's good to ask.
>>692837383
Fair enough.
>be me, 2 years ago
>get deployed to niggercountry
>really boring and no action for weeks
>start to think that deployment really isn't that bad
>one day niggers go restless, shooting other niggers
>we're ordered to come in, me and a few friends are clearing out a building
>just ordinary stuff, securing civilians and shit
>I burst into a room, some nigger with a gun is jerking off to an American porn magazine
>put a bullet through his skull before he got to nut
>I'm an asshole
>>692836226
>Operation Phantom Fury
>More than 30 people iv`e known friends and kinda close have died
>Got Shot on the Foot almost lost it
>Still sometimes wake up with hearing my name and screaming of women and children
>Alcohol Helps somehow not like it used to
Closet bi curious CD here /b/ My last 3 gf's have all left me for being so feminine, all 3 told me to try guys. Ive always been intimidated by other guys n stuffs and used to catch myself looking at guys cocks in the showers at school. And I was always too shy to shower naked and never wanted any guys to see me naked.
So what do you want to do about it?
Nigga u gay
>>692839447
/thread
Ask a dude who likes wearing girls short shorts anything
>>692835368
how's dat stick life going?
Why do you have so little fashion sense?
>>692835684
I'm not wearing them out of fashion sense
>>692835556
Stick life?
Favorite metal album of any sub-genre. Go!
>>692837405
edge-lord faggot detected
this comes to mind immediately, fav band, though i've got at least five others up there somewhere
Rate my penis
idk mang ive never seen a more girly dick than that
>>692811524
6/10.
really good for aesthetics, but it's pretty slim.
>>692813904
That's how thick it gets. Better ?
public nudity thread
fuck off wyatt
The dude on the left with the flip phone
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>>692836663
i am a loli
>>692833093
Post cunny or gtfo.
This calls for a Freud Thread!
>>692833383
OP desperately wishes he was a little girl because of systematic sexual abuse.
>>692833383
last slide looks like putin
Mom son hentai thread?
>>692830579
lurking
Moar
More pls
just made my first dark net order, 5grams of weed
wish me luck, still live at my parents
>>692835103
probably laced with rat poison
>>692835224
Yeah, what could be a better way to earn money than killing your customers
Any advice on ordering?
5 grams is such an odd amount. why wouldn't you just get a quad
sup /b/? black guy here
Why do some white men get pissed when they see a white girl with a black guy but not so when they see an asian guy with a white girl?
>>692833968
because asians aren't niggers
>>692833968
because asians are not niggers you dumb nigger
>>692833968
Asian have brains
They do get mad
How do you un-pregnate a girlfriend? Specifically, my girlfriend. I can't do the smoothie trick, it'd be suspicious because we're American and don't drink smoothies.
>>692836768
I agree with the man, it is the only way out.
>>692836768
OP, your girlfriend wants to keep it? Just say you don't fucking want a kid in your life.
>>692836768
Tell her you don't want her to abort it.
Then she will.
If you're American just slip it into her McDonalds instead.
Anyone got any good diy flesh lights?
following
A dogs asshole
here you go
>>692835688
Just buy a fleshlight. I just got mine and it's really good.
/B/eg, Hey /b/ as you know summer sale is ending. If you of you richfags could donate that would be awesome steamcommunity.com/id/gzillametro Anything off my wish list
Also bumping, and begging for anything from my wishlist, please.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/camiflappy
And for the third time, next dubs gets a steam key. Kind of shitty, but niggers cant be choosers.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/theriddler55/wishlist/ looking for anything off my wishlist
richfag make my day
anything is good
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198011752320/wishlist
>>692819906
>VAC ban
>6 days ago
Hahaha why should you get anything at all?
Hey is there any richfags willing to buy me a game on steam? I have no international credit card, any games from my wishlist would be nice http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198137985424/wishlist
Hey guys
This sale was great for me thanks to anons on 4chan. I got great games that i would probably never buy. I have one more thing to ask you for. I want to end this sale with something stupid so...
Is there any richfag who would buy me NEKOPARA VOL.1?
http://store.steampowered.com/app/333600/
http://steamcommunity.com/id/thepanchemik/
>>692837494
While we're at it, let me try.
Just poor, don't have any other excuse.
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198093918900/wishlist
Im OP in my case its becuase my parents got divorced and are having econocomical problems so they arent able to buy me games and I dont hav a credit card http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198137985424/wishlist
[H] Don't Starve Together
[W] Crusader Kings II
[W] GTA V (If you're feeling really generous)
http://steamcommunity.com/id/vachinazz/
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Will draw a really shitty Microsoft Paint pic for games
My girlfriend is thinking about piercing her nipples. Do you think it could fit them well ? Also if you're good a PS, would like to see how it'd be.
bump !
i think it would look good
any more advice ?
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