Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>700424555
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>700435116
Only a bit
>>700435261
You just have to live another decade or two, then cyborg organs or stem cells will carry you for a long way after that. Maybe long enough to be able to transfer your mind to a robot
>>700435375
Please no
Anything but that
Hunger Games Sim thread
Cowtits won last time edition
Post 48 niggas to kill eachother
Rules: no 100% exact samefagging
Mattie
Kazugeta
Angry Megumin
Jack Frost and Idenn
Alright /b/ros
Dubs decides
Get me laid
>>700431478
What is your fetish and why is it the same as mine?
>>700431478
Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy *nuzzles your necky wecky~* murr~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing ·///· *kisses you and lickies your necky* daddy likies (; *nuzzles wuzzles* I hope daddy really likes $: *wiggles butt and squirms* I want to see your big daddy meat~ *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tail* can you please get my itch~ *puts paws on your chest* nyea~ its a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease *sad face I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~* *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky :v *licks shaft* mmmm~ so musky *drools all over your daddy meat* I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh god im so hard~ *licks balls* punish me daddy~ nyea~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I love your musky goodness *bites lip please punish me *licks lips* nyea~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre of your cock* salty goodness~ *eyes role back and goes balls deep* mmmm~ *moans and suckles*
>>700431478
Nice profile pic, are you a dank memer too?
>>700431678
Roll
What are you? I'm part of the GLORIOUS UBERMENSCH ENTP MASTERRACE
https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
Isn't this thread going to die before anyone can finish? What the fuck do you expect to happen?
>>700409750
You're part of the glorious untermensch?
I thought you were a joo ay
>>700410222
Holy Jesus, sweet trips. and I'm sure there's plenty who've already completed the test.
>>700409750
INFP fag reporting in. Basically just a hippie.
My gf and I decided to have a threesome. to cross off our bucket list. I agreed to it at first and was excited until the "friend" she chose was much much bigger than me. am I over analyzing things or does size matter as much as it seemed the night he fucked her
>>700417047
Yes. Say goodbye to your gf. You dun fucked up pal.
>I had a threesome
>I feel insecure
Should never have let another dick enter her, you silly Cuck. She'll be thinking of his big dick when you fuck her now.
Pokemon box 2.
Previous thread:
>>700408681
Requests welcome.
>Anyone who switches lanes while driving without signaling first
>people who pick their nose sideways with their thumb to make it look like they aren't doing so
>anyone over the age of 18 who says something obviously offensive, then spouts "I WAS JUST KIDDIIIIIIINNGGG!!"
>anyone who works in real estate (they're all phony as fuck)
>people who constantly blame others and never take responsibility for their own doings
>people not involved in law enforcement that go on-and-on about how much they think they know about laws and legal rights
>vapers (you're walking around in public sucking on a metal stick, guys)
>college undergrad liberals that have no life experience, but act as if they're fighting for some big cause that doesn't even exist
>college undergrad Republicans who walk around campus wearing bow-ties and blazers, rambling-off radical political shit they heard their dads say
>all Jews, no exceptions (they always want a discount or a deal)
>>700411960
>Swedes
>>700411960
>Niggers
>Jews
>Gypsies
>Feminists
>Anyone that finds parasitism as a way of life in the 21st century
Girls who drive dodge neons.
Girls who have tinkerbell on the back of their car (usually dodge neons)
Neck tattoos.
People over 30 working minimum wage and not looking for better work.
People who buy alcohol on weekdays before 5pm.
>>700412510
the fuck? why?
What pornstar have you jerked off the most to?
Eve Laurence for me
Bailey Jay For me =)
>>700416586
Probably Olivia o'lovely
>>700416586
Eve laurence can be classy or trashy. Just love her
>>700417392
Too bad she's a trap though
asian amateur thread
asians <3
>>700400373
Post more pictures, you dumb lazy fuck
>>700400832
Need more god-tier wallpapers.
Pic related
Similar.
>>700421882
Thanks, Anon. Thats pretty cool
I like this one.
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>700414476
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>700424237
It happens. Good to hear.
>>700424412
No. Im only on my phone. I dont use my comp.
>>700424555
Nice trips
Saber claim
>>700424555
Checked
Holy fucking shoopity booples
>>700400425
He dead
He survived
YLYL Comment-like-you're-on-LSD Edition
All objects are entirely insubstantial if you can change phase.
Cancer
>>700401827
Endgame Material, look harder.
Holy fuck, the clock says this should be wearing off by now but time is an arbitrary concept imposed upon us by the left side of the brain, or is it the right side?
Legendary Album Thread continued ->
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlbPqzp-mdo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvqX_1gCd4g
More Haken pls
Fakku game!
I will be rollin' desu
kek
rull
>>700418311
el rollo
Yall know what to do
rolling this for mother russia
>>700414650
Srdjane, probaj to molim te
>>700414543
exactly 0 people will stick to their roll
What the hell
Hey /b/ this is a bit different, sorry
18, m. I just got back from my doctors office. I have a malignant brain tumour, with a shitty survival rate even with chemo. I'm thinking about staying off treatment and dying naturally. It's better than gollumizing I'm my last few months.
I don't really know why I'm posting here. I think it's because I don't know who else to tell. What would you recommend me doing with my remaining time?
Pic related, it's me on my graduation road trip.
i say do it, whatever makes you happy, be free in your last living days/weeks/months
>>700404302
Whats your estimated expiry date, and how much money do you have?
>>700404463
I was given six months, and about 2k
>>700404302
well if I was you, I would try to fight that fucking tumor dude. Dont let yourself get defeated by that thing. Dont get me wrong, I have no idea what kind of repercussions a treatment could have but fuck man, you just want to throw everything away like that? Dont go down without a fight!
We post our second name and others guess their origin country
>Dolscheid
>>700404360
Russian
>Olafsson
>>700404683
are you retarded?
Swedish?
>>700404683
Iceland
>Moen
>>700404360
Price
ITT: Share pics you secretly took.
Pic related. I'll only post nudes after you tell us what you think of her.
>>700406728
Not too bad
>>700406728
My cousin
She might be a fat lazy bitch, but damn!
>>700407759
That looks disgusting. Get some standards anon.
s/fur
>>700414925
no
>>700415331
Bummer, the dudesons are pretty much all I know about finland besides that I would like to visit sometime