Quads and ill slit my foreskin with my razer
do it anyway you cock juggling thunder cunt
>>684431733
you gonna feel pain
>>684431733
you want to become the jew?
>>684431733
roll
Help me /b/, my tonsils and the back of my throat are extremely irritated, sore and swollen, how do I fix this? It's most likely due to smoking too much over the last week.
Stop letting homeless men rub their cocks on them.
i had this like a few weeks ago. i poked it and felt like some sort of boil and popped that shit
some blood came out and shit but i could swallow properly and everything
fixed everything
>>684428253
Brush your teeth.
>>684428491
Dear god, doesn't sound like a pleasant solution
/b/ we have to talk:
I am disappoint!
I just got fired for writing an email to a local newspaper, where I explained that this fine gentleman did nothing wrong.
It was some weeks ago, just before his birthday and as he is not as popular as he used to be here in Germany, I thought it would be a nice move to ask the newspaper to do a special to honor his memory. By mistake I used my business mail account and the newspaper called up my employer.
Long story short: There was a lot of shouting and I don't remember details about what my boss said, but apparently this fine gentleman did some things wrong.
Also apparently it is illegal to say "Hitler did nothing wrong" in Germany and in addition to losing my job I am also facing a trial under "§ 130 Volksverhetzung".
Sorry /b/, but I have the feeling, that I can not trust you anymore. How could you deceive me like that?
Isn't there something like freedom of speech in Germany?
>>684428056
Aus was für nem Grund hat man dich rausgeschmissen ?
Of course he did something wrong.
I heard he was real crap at art and couldn't go to a Jewish art school and then got mad at the Jews.
What a loser! Just like op.
Illegal to talk about Hitler with an opposing view to the status quoe , gee that doesn't sound like a dictatorship at all.
Got some great pics of this milf at the beach. I couldn't get too many because I didn't want to get caught, enjoy.
Great tits, legs and ass for such an old bitch.
>>684426788
Speaking of PICS could you please post more than one?
>>684426788
Do go on faggot
Sorry for delay. Not sure if anyone wanted them.
Hey, I'm a newfag here. Anyone want to sum up 4chan in 1 sentence?
>>684428368
faggot faggot nigger cuck.
>>684428368
1 word: Brainrape
>>684428368
dank memes
Never getting any better, but at least its here forever, now tits or gtfo.
Chubby Thread: Collector's Edition
Lurkers?
you remember r34 right?
'If it exists, there is porn of it – no exceptions'
We can find all kind a porn except this girl's nudes:
anzujaamu
there is no fakes
there is no drawings
nothing literally
'girl'
>>684430669
yes girl because she is a girl.
No ylyl? Tf is going on here?
>>684429243
Why? Its just gonna get blasted with pear or banana or desu
What degree should I do /b/?
In Australia. All cost the same.
>Commerce/IT
>Commerce
>Information Systems
>Computer Science
>Science
>Information Technology
>IT Security
good question
>>684427956
kill yourself ;)
>Information Technology
I'm doing this now. Dunno whats gonna happen when I get my degree
>>684427956
i did commerce at uni, im an accountant now. At my current job i work for a manfacturer and last year was offered a managerial position in operations but turned it down. Commerce is broad and can set u up well, stay away from IT, ive been told by my mates who did IT that theres not much work
Just a random question for /b/ would you fuck a shemale?
Fucking obviously why even ask that question on the /b/ board
>newfag
>being this new
>>>/outside/
>>684429375
Would I? Not unless I was really drunk and no one would ever find out about it (I would have to kill the shemale to make sure). Would /b/? Of fucking course you retard! trap fap threads?
Sure
Daddydom/Littlegirl-thread plz
Bemp
MODS
>>684429835
Are you retarded? its a fetish you fucking moron not cp or actually fucking children you dumbass
>>684428744
Mods MODS what the frick is this children being abused by there dads
Post your kiks and I'll add the first people in
Bumbump
Anyone?
joeb0477
angryjesus13
What's the worst thing anybody has ever said to you?
>"I want to see other people"
Mu mother once told me I was like a snake, useless and detrimental. I think she's regretted it, and I don't hold grudge for it anymore, but honestly I don't think I'll ever forgive her completely.
I love you
friend said it was all my fault in his suicide note when i was 14.
bitch not my fault you turned into a slut and family hated you
Ask a US marine anything
whats ur edipi?
>>684427349
Goteem
>>684427256
You have 5 min to explain why do you hate Russia
>>684428355
power hungry mogoloids, nothing more to say
>>684428559
Stereotypes, nothing more to say
>>684428355
It's too cheeki breeki
I don't hate Russia just putin
Dubs gets to name it
Trips get my ak47 redline
Quads gets knife
Boaty McBoatface
>>684429194
anita sarkeesian
iAsked4chanToNameThis
>>684429194
Roll Froggah
Newfag considering dumping my ex wifes pics, any interest? I've contact info too if anyone wants a used up mom
Give me moar
Ok, please dump and give story
>>684429779
moar
>>684429779
gib gib
I kinda wanna kill myself, lots of reasons. What would be the best way to do it with least amount of pain possible?
I don't care how you get it done, just get it done!
>>684428912
go into the wilds and find a plant called conium maculatum, eat leaves.
????
Profit
>>684429038
also, this was the way socrates died.
Jumping from a really high place, doesn't require any preparation and will end you if you have high enough place
Find the difference:
>99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999969999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
G00d luck
Line 7, 8th digit from left
>>684425519
>6
>>684425883
>mobile poster
And 4chan wonders why faggotry happens.
I bet if I gave a lengthy description as to why mobile users are the cancer killing 4chan you'd just reply with one to several words to the effect of "newfag" because you are incapable of having any real in-depth discussion on the matter.
If you cannot read within the time it takes you to scroll over it then it's no concern of yours.
Any form of discussion that we could of had on the matter is immediately nullified by the amount of effort and concentration required to type a suitable response back.
I'm willing to bet you don't even understand why the image being added was critical to the joke?
I'm also sure you are the type to reply kek in ylyl threads as well, and call other that use anything else a "newfag"for not following a social construct only enforced by other 14 year olds like yourself using phone to access 4chan because mummy and daddy would not approve.
I challenge you sir, to reply adequately defending your right to access 4chan via a mobile device.
>>684426223
You guys are cancer, I guess ill just go back to 9gag
DEUTSCHFADEN
#allesanderealsOriginal
Fragen:
wie gehts?
was steht nächste woche an?
sind motorsport und esports sport für euch?
Beziehung ja/nein, warum?
falls ein anderer Faden da ist den anderen besiedeln!
>>684429669
>sind motorsport und esports sport für euch?
steckt doch schon im namen, oder?
>>684429669
>wie gehts?
ganz ok eigentlicih
>was steht nächste woche an?
arbeit
>sind motorsport und esports sport für euch?
esports is ganz nett
>Beziehung ja/nein, warum?
gerne, aber letzte chance ging in die hose, auch wortwörtlich
>>684429825
wat
>>684429873
>für euch
mir geht es nicht um die offizielle Bezeichnung, viele sagen ja, dass Autofahren kein Sport sei
