So today I ate a bunch of Perks and a bunch of Xanax and drank lots of beers. So I was pretty hammered
I thought it would be a fun to go into by back yard and shoot My AK47 off of my back deck
So i shoot a couple hundred rounds into the hill than i pull out my 40 cal glock 22 and unload 3 mags into the hill
To finish i pull out my snubnose 357 and shoot 10 into the hill
Shooting probably 250 to 350 rounds only lasted about 20 minutes
Next thing I know there is a knock on my door and there are 8 cops and 5 cop cars in my driveway
FUCKKKK
Apparently the new neighbors are 2 gay dudes and they called the cops
So now the 1 gay guy is runnin down just as I answer the door
The cops ask if i was shooting and than the gay dude blurts out "My boyfriend has been curled up in the room terrified and crying for the last 30 minutes"
What the fuck. I roll my eyes.
Now remember im Hammered from pain pills, xanax and beers
The cops ask if i was doing the shooting.
I say yeah i was shooting. there was a racoon and they shouldnt be out in the day
We walk around back and there are about 300 empty shells on the ground
Main cop says you shot all of these to kill a coon that would only be about 20 feet away
I say yeah he was fast
He says "well wheres the coon"
Cop jokes sayin I must be a bad shot and asks how much i have been drinking
I said im as sober as a nun
Cop says Sure, So wheres the coon
I say oh he got away I wasnt trying to hit him, i was just trying to shoot close to him and scare him away
Cop says Dude thats the biggest bullshit story i have ever heard.
Than he says im far enough from the other homes and the road its 100% legal for me to shoot into the hill behind my house anyway
I say Really and he says yep
Than he says next time you shoot and we have to come down because your neighbor is a bitch just tell us right off of the bat you were shooting and we would have been gone 10 min ago
Dam MFW i gave the biggest BS story for no reason and now hate my new neighbor
>>693869826
Bump
>>693869826
Fucking meritard, get a productive hobby you downy
Op here. and the cop actually called my neighbor a bitch. (not to his face though) but it was great i cant wait to get that dude curled up crying at least once a week from now on. haha
>>693869826
sounds like it's about time you called the cops on the buttfags next door.
if they so much as BREATHE the wrong way, call 911.
and don't EVER let a buttfag bully you.
Pictures you shouldn't share thread, volume 909
teens 18+
Bumping for interest.
-18?
>>693872293
If you are it's fine I guess but not the girls on the picture
>>693872412
Underage faggot
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>693873878
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
nigger
>>693884139
Thanks.
>>693884466
I might sleep soon, but I don't know yet.
Claimed
>claim
HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!
By order of der Führer, hand over your papers!
Roll:
1 - Armed Resistance Fighter. Re-roll, if 1-5: You die in the firefight, if 6-9: You safely manage to retreat. 0 = You kill the guards single handedly.
2 - Innocent German civilian, released.
3 - Criminal, arrested on sight.
4 - Juden, arrested on sight & sent to death camp. Re-roll, if 1-9: You die in the holocaust. 0 = Your camp gets liberated by allied forces.
5 - Gestapo, released.
6 - Loyal Nazi supporter, released.
7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation.
8 - German Soldier on leave, released.
9 - Homosexual, arrested on sight.
0 - Disabled individual, sent to a German insane asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: You break out & can re-roll, if 6-9: You stay in the asylum. 0 = Deemed sane & legally released.
Special Gets:
Even x2 - Schutzstaffel, released.
Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out.
00 - Hitler's dog, Blondi. Given a treat & released.
88 - Kommandant of Auschwitz, Rudolf Höss. Glory to Deutschland!
1488 - Der Führer's very own mustache in it's glorious entirety.
x3 - Hitler's right hand man, Heinrich Himmler. Glory to Deutschland!
x4 - Der Führer's Fräulein, Eva Braun. Glory to Deutschland!
x5 - Der Führer Adolf Hitler himself, leader of Nazi Germany. Glory to Deutschland!
>>693877649
I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew.
>>693877724
FUCK. 0 get, please save me America.
Re roll.
>>693878300
Dog > Jew any day.
Why is there no fluffy thread?
>>693874477
Cause they're dumb
>>693874477
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>>693874550
OP find something better to do
>>693874477
Consider suicide.
Chubby Pupper Here, just getting off work. What's up /b/?...would you poke?
>>693869742
killyourselfanytime
>>693890954
thankz OP
STARLESS
AND
BIBLE
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCK
>>693890954
You found THIS on the deep web? Oh fuck I better delete this ASAP
>>693890954
Gay Priest is here now
>>693890954
i can confirm this
Amatuer blowjob thread.
Bonus points for chicks making stupid/funny faces.
Also, share stories of your best & worse blowjobs.
>>693854441
Not a bj but I still find this hot af.
Shed Wincest Thread Part 3: actual updates edition.
Get in here.
>>693871284
First off, parts one and two for those who don't have them.
>>693871389
and part 2.
>>693871284
If anyone's lurking, sound off so I know I'm not posting to an empty room here.
BUMPZILLA
Friends you'd fuck
>>693876962
Kelcie
Would you fuck a curry nigger?
Only after I bathed them and they used deodorant, brush their teeth and they don't talk.
sure if they look like left.
Where do I purchase the perfume that makes them smell like naan bread?
>>693847534
God damn right I would.
bored.. horny.. what up?
Show tits
You know what up.
cam for us
bitch who said I have tits?
S/Fur
Stronk!
>>693884102
I dont get why you call me a faggot for wanting to see the puss puss
>>693884376
>It's composition of the post, and having at least one female.
This is the most retarded definition of straight that i have ever heard
The topic of 4chan and the internet in general being shitty has been discussed to death. A lot gets said about when, why, and how it happened and with everything considered I think I have it figured out. We had our own Eternal September. Welcome to the Eternal Summer of 2007, or the birth of the third generation of netizens.
First, consider what caused the Eternal September. At the beginning of every college year, Usenet would be bombarded with new arrivals who didn’t understand the standards, practices, and social conventions that made Usenet good. However it always balanced back out as the newcomers either became acclimated or fucked off when they got bored. This should sound very familiar to anyone who was on the internet in the 00’s and saw a dump of users entering forums in the summer time. And yes, despite what some people say there in fact was a time when summerfags were a real thing. The September cycle happened every year until 1993 when AOL opened up Usenet to the masses. Suddenly there was a constant influx of newcomers with not enough old voices to enforce the old ways. Suddenly it was September year round. A barrier to entry was removed, and it became accessible to people who didn’t care enough to get in on it before it was so easy. In the summer of 2007 something very similar happened to us but with an extra hit of poison which I will get to.
All in 2007, we had the release of the original iPhone, the rise of social media, the acquisition of YouTube by Google, and the premiere of The Big Bang Theory. These four events are what shaped the face of the modern internet. Obviously a lot of terrible things happened in 2007 but these are the most important. BBT might seem random but trust me, it will make sense.
Even after Eternal September, the internet was still a niche thing compared to what it is now. There were certain things that had to be true about a person for them to want to use the internet in the first place. Yes there was a shit load of diversity and different communities but not just anyone was willing to break off from their IRL identity and read text or look at images all day. It was a time when IRL and the internet were distinctly separate worlds. With the iPhone launching to instant success with a web browser built in and Facebook being available literally any second, history repeated itself and the web got insanely more accessible to people who didn’t care enough to get into it before. A barrier to entry was removed and the internet became accessible to people who cared a whole lot less. It was the exact same thing that happened in September 1993.
But Summer 2007 brought with it something even worse than anything wrought by Eternal September. In 2007, the seeds were sown for the cringe and irony bullshit that has the whole internet in a choke right now. The reason this happened is The Big Bang Theory. It created new classes of person that played a big part in the downfall. I’m not just talking about the “lol I play Skyrim such a nerd haha” person that it also created. That was just one factor. I’m talking about the self hating nerds that resulted from it who tried so hard to put themselves above and away from that whole mess that they became closed minded dicks in the process. These are people that are too cool for normalfag life, and too cool for the internet. People that need to feel superior to absolutely everybody and will never ever contribute anything that doesn’t establish their social rank at risk of losing brownie points.
Eventually it spun up to the point where we have cringe threads around the clock now. The whole nerd thing was so destroyed by Big Bang Theory that genuinely nerdy things aren’t allowed anymore. The internet used to be a place to celebrate the weird and the offbeat. Weird people with weird hobbies could create things and explore a place that didn’t give a fuck about what was socially acceptable and what wasn’t. Nothing was holy, and nothing was off limits. But that all changed with the arrival of cringe culture. Starting in 07 and growing larger and larger ever since, the general internet population got so fucking judgey that there are certain topics we just can’t discuss anymore without it being crashed.
We used to talk about swords all the time. Now you’ll only see swords when someone is mocking a photo someone took of themselves holding one. We used to talk about religion and philosophy, but that’s not allowed because most of us are too busy shitting on militant atheists to ever have a real discussion on religion, and anything related to philosophy is “pretentious.” It’s never about the ‘what’ anymore, just the ‘who.’ It’s like we’re a bunch of soccer moms gossiping about other people’s kids, except our brand of it goes for the throat. If a show or a game or something becomes popular on Tumblr or Reddit, then say goodbye to ever having a decent conversation about that again.
In closing, Summer 2007 was the end of the second era and we’re currently in the third. There is a new breed of netizen among us and while we may never have the same old internet again, what’s important is that we go back to enforcing standards like we used to so everyone stays real. It’s been nine years now since that fateful summer and things have pretty much settled. Now is our chance to create a new era where we take the internet back. We need to return to a time when we weren’t afraid of anything and people didn’t have upvotes on the brain whether they were on a site that had them or not.
I've nothing to add, but very interesting read, thank you :)
Bored. My IQ is 142. Ask me anything.
inb4 jealous autists bombard me with hateful words as a coping mechanism, even though I don't even consider my IQ a positive trait
Its caused me a lot of loneliness throughout my life, youth especially.
>>693873760
How do I find out my IQ?
>>693873760
How did you forget about Sarah Marshall?
Celeb Fap
Victoria's juicy thighs edition
>>693874574
Let's do this. I'll dump the rest of my VJuice that I started in the last thread
>>693848707
>>693874574
Why can't I just wear them as earmuffs?
;_;
>>693875045
Post a random gif
Eliza thread
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyF8RHM1OCg
God save the queen
She puts me in this position because she hates my friends.
Dating for 3 months
What do
Nigger, people have been over this FOREVER.
PICK THE FRIENDS.
Pick your friends dumbass
Ask your friends not to be cunts to your girlfriend? She's probably right.
>>693878333
but what if friends are shitty?
