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my dick is diamonds!
ariel thread!
>>704558090
Why are her tits moving away from eachother?
>>704558280
>moving
You're having a fit, anon. Get help.
>>704558090
Because she's young, they haven't sagged yet, and it's more visible when she's not wearing a bra.
You can tell a girl is too young when the boobs are up high and a bit too far apart
Show me the milfs in your life. It can be your mom, aunt, wife, neighbor, anyone. Tell me what you think and want from them. If you know their Kik or snapchat share it.
Anyone?
Bump
Kitty_katxxxx
Cmon guys lets share
aunt
I've greentexted about the incest fantasies my GF and I share about her daughters, as well as the things I've seen around their house over the years. Ask me things
Well then show the greentexts
What are you planning to do to those poor little angels?
>>704559082
whats her favorite fantasy?
>>704559278
The recurring theme is that they drink from her (she has a breastfeeding fetish) while I fuck her
>>704559374
Breastfeeding them and kissing them while i fuck her
The twist: The captors are the hero from the last video game you played. How fucked are you?
Dean Winchester (saving me) and Geralt of Rivia (my captor).... hmm
>>704562106
In most games, you're the hero: yourself.
So they're saving themselves?
Step you shit up, op. You're slipping.
Pablo Escobar from narcos looking for cj from San Andreas, this nigga is fucked
Wait, is it a TV show or a video game? The image says one thing and OP the faggot says something else.
Rick Sanchez vs My Aryan Space Empire in Stellaris.
Shit how is this not an episode of rick and morty yet?
You have 10 seconds to prove the earth isn't flat.
>protip: you can't
I can't look over and see Jamal in Africa?
>>704558732
prove it nigger
>>704558732
because math works.
>>704558732
Coriolis Effect is visible with gun firing bullet in long indoor (no air currents) range. The Earth spins. Why do smaller objects fired out of a gun ever touch the ground if gravity is not a constant, uniform force on both the earth, moon, and bullet (required to validate the claim that we're all falling though the void at the same rates allowing the Earth, Sun, and Moon to stay withing certain relative positions).
Because the earth is round, and no matter where you fire a gun from, the bullet eventually...
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>cant prove its flat
>cant prove its round
My namea tony bamanaboni
You have 10 seconds to justify why you will never have children
>>704559511
Because i got my balls cut 10 days ago...
That and the fact you'd have to bmget my wife to have sex with me.
Fml...
>>704559511
Because I don't want kids.
>>704559708
sorry anon
>>704559511
Humanity is a sexually transmitted disease
Children are expensive little shitheads. Fuck that noise.
Short Hair / Tomboy thread.
Post your best and enjoy anon's OC hotties.
Let's see what you've got!
I'm down
>>704558661
It's funny because that's an actual tranny.
>>704558661
trollan mcgee
>>704559150
I'd still fuck him.
![WO [64].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UoJj2uh.jpg "WO [64].jpg")
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>704545126
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>704556874(Nonon)
It's a good show to binge on.
>excuse Subaru's cringe
Why the hell do I keep getting banned for shit I don't do
Calamity-masu'd
>>704558068
Are you on mobile?
>>704558068
your waifu is a pokemon hahahahahahahahaha
>>704557631
Hmmm, I think I'm going to have to ask for a trial period first!
>>704558068
ITT: mirror pics
>>704552053
Fuck. More please
bumping
>>704552053
bumperino
Will trump win?
I kind of hope he does, just so I can see the country devolve into chaos.
Not an American, here.
>>704558135
Same tbh but I know mostly women vote and they will vote Shillary.
>>704558135
Lol
And what do you call the parade of race riots, terrorist attacks, inflation, sub-inflationary growth, and geopolitical chaos that has reigned since 2009?
Yes. Hillary is in trouble, too many people distrust her, she's been plagued by scandals, and her health is a bigger issue than ever before.
>>704557950
>Will trump win?
Holy shit guys
Just got my dream job in Osaka
So happy right now I cant wait
I want to give back to all my /b/ros who have given me everything so far
All dubs in this thread get a steam game $30 or less.
Leave your steam ID if you want
honk honk
>>704562299
TFW ALREADY GOT ONE
steam id is iksbat
>>704562233
>>704562299
>tfw double dubs
barenhaut
hi
FB Fap 4
Left or right?
>>704562164
Her and her sister
>>704562310
moar right please
use it has you want
exemple
>>704549530
More? Pussy?
>>704549530
ok
Im gross
Nah :)
Can't tell with an upside-down pic
>>704553168
Meh, i'd fuck you; but then again - i'm sexually attracted farm animals.
Time stamp would be better bitch
>>704553168
Well, I want more pictures so I'd have to disagree.
You fall in love you lose
i guess i win
>>704557266
mmm... ezy
>>704557266
Is that Rome?
>>704557266
She's got a butthole on her chin
>>704557266
To be honest. Her Hipster, world traveling, instagraming whore face disgusts me so hard.
Deutscher Faden.
Habt ihr etwas gegen flüchtlinge?
Seid ihr /fa/?
Lieblings getränk?
Bist du schwul? Was ist falsch mit dem alten?
kein fotzen faden mehr? :(
>>704553638
YoyoYO loide hier ist der reper aus bautzen...
wer aufmuckt bekommt auf die schnauzen...
du sitzt vor pokemonGO..
du hund..
und ich fick das arschloch von deiner mutter wund... hund...
danach ist ihr arschloch wund..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMsJyMJ_rNg [Embed]
Yo loide hier ist de reper aus bautzen...
wer aufmuckt bekommt auf die schnauzen...
du sitzt vor pokemonGO..
du hund..
und ich fick das arschloch von deiner mutter wund... hund...
danach ist ihr arschloch...
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>>704553803
>kein fotzen faden mehr? :(
Och mensch...
>>704552980
Nein, nicht so stark.
Das Königreich Bayern zum Beispiel war immer recht stark und vereint.
Dazu kommen die österreichischen Einflüsse.
>>704553632
>What is the north more known for??
Good question, hard to answer.
The biggest nations up there were Brandenburg, later Prussia, but I don't know about special dresses or something like that..
Odds fap. Evens sleep. GO
>>704538653
rolli
>>704538877
Goodnight <3
>>704538653
god dammit... roll
roll
rol't
Rolling
>>704539699
roll
>>704539699
rolling
>>704539699
rollerino
>>704539790
NO other roullete
Roll
FB Fap 3
>>704558447
lets have some moar of her OP
>>704558684
nice, and now in less clothes please
Any medfags willing to help ?
Here's the story :
>be me ,young idiot, have passion for Russia military equipement.
>buy a russian gp-4 "neutralised" on ebay,for 35 euros.
> a week ago, I receive it, and try it more than once.
>I washed it quickly with soap and water.
>When I put it, I feel like metal in my mouth and needles on my face.
>nofucksgiven
For a week
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If not troll your dead indeed
>>704546961
Not troll, can put a pic with timestamp in 10 mins
nah you got some run of the mill chemical poisoning. I mean you might die from it and all, but nothing as exotic as radiation.
maybe go see a doctor?
>>704547030
>you might die from it.
I feel better already.
