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How should I commit suicide?
Ran gif for your pleasure
Rob a bank. You might get shot but if you get away with it you won't want to be dead anymore.
>>707369693
A couple thousand dollars is all it takes for you?
>>707369890
Rob a armored truck, go big or go home, or die or something idk
>>707369890
No... I go for the vault.
>>707368568
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>707360264
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't
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If dubs go take a shower or bath.
Neuer Deutschlandfaden!
Wie gehts wie stehts?
Was sind für euch Redflags bei Mädchen?
Hattet ihr in eurer Kindheit sexuelle Erfahrungen?
Seid ihr nach etwas süchtig?
>>707359266
>Wie gehts wie stehts?
naja, heute bis 3 gepennt. loch leicht verkatert vom we
>Was sind für euch Redflags bei Mädchen?
lässt mich alles bezahlen undbeteiligt sich nicht
>Hattet ihr in eurer Kindheit sexuelle Erfahrungen?
nein
>Seid ihr nach etwas süchtig?
alkohol, zigaretten
>>707359266
>Wie gehts wie stehts?
bier trinken und alten, selbstaufgenommen bullshit hören
>Was sind für euch Redflags bei Mädchen?
zu viele sexualpartner, veganer, haustiere, esoterikscheiß
>Hattet ihr in eurer Kindheit sexuelle Erfahrungen?
ich hab couchkissen gebumst...hat wohl jeder
>Seid ihr nach etwas süchtig?
ka, ich bin an der schwelle zum gewohnheitssäufer, also wahrscheinlich schon
>>707359266
>Wie gehts wie stehts?
gut, wollte "nur ne stunde" civ5 spielen..wurden 7 oder so
>Was sind für euch Redflags bei Mädchen?
bunte haare, einen sehr guten männlichen freund, bei dem sie auch schläft, verdächtiges verhalten betreffend handy etc., desinteresse
>Hattet ihr in eurer Kindheit sexuelle Erfahrungen?
doktorspielen im kindergarten
>Seid ihr nach etwas süchtig?
atmen,...
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>>707358128
Wie lange bist du schon Bestatter? Was machst du so an einem normalen Tag?
>>707359266
>Was sind für euch Redflags bei Mädchen?
>>707359933
bunte haare, hatte ich ganz vergessen, aber auch
fat gf rate?
>>707352506
8/10. That belly looks pretty hot.
She's obviously overweight, but I'd still fuck her good.
Here's my little whale.
>>707354294
I would give her a go. Let's see more.
>>707354469
Trips leaves forever.
>>707372232
so close dude
>>707372323
oh god
>>707372232
nows my chance to finally get out of this shithole and get my life together
roll
not I!
cock tribute thread
Please do her
guy with smaller dick here
>>707369804
please please do this just on her feet
Cuck thread girlfriend/wife addition
>>707365974
those tits looks like theyl burst when i slap them. wheres the fun in that
>>707366165
There's only one way too find oit
>>707366983
Love tan lines
>>707366445
She's someone's wife if that counts
Leaving all biased and personally opinions on the two aside, what makes either candidate qualified to be president? What could each offer?
>I don't know shit about politics, and i won't pretend to neither.
>>707360921
Personal*
>>707360921
>Qualified
Over 35, natural born, residency of 14 years.
>>707361377
Well played and check'd
>>707360921
Trump has shown no knowledge of how government actually works, like the limits of the powers of the president, the separation of the branches, how laws are enacted, what the senate and congress actually does, etc etc
The fucking list goes on into infinity
As a Turkish guy i wish Thrump will be the new president.
11/10 sluts
bonus for alternative/hipster/prostitute/rott en
Good evening.
We have received multiple reports of some illegal dubs in this area. You wouldn't happen to know anything about this would you?
Just show me your singles and you can be on your way.
Evening officer,
Here are my singles.
>>707367113
Here are mine
>>707367113
Dubs here officer.
black lives matter
HANDS UP DON'T SHOOT
HANDS UP DON'T SHOOT
How much would you pay to fuck her?
ITT we post pics of fb friends and other anons says how much would they pay to fuck them.
>>707366748
>>707367794
I need the booty to know for sure.
Why do people hate Clinton for representing a rapist in 1975?
>>707358011
If you read up on it its not hard to figure out.
>>707358161
I did read up on it and I watched the video. State failed to make a case. She did her job providing testimony of her client in the affidavit. They say she slandered the girl when it's actually her own client's words.
Because it's the current year 2016
>>707358011
Because what Hillary did 40 years ago is totally significant, but what Trump said when he was 59 is ancient history, or so the imbeciles would argue.
I don't get the hate on attorneys. They have to have a Teflon mind as to not get emotionally attached to a case. It doesn't mean that it's personal when she questioned the character of the girl.
random images
>>707363064
The great Loli Marathon of 2016 continues
Level 92
>Previous thread
>>707364411
>All images from threads ( 1 - 80 )
https://mega.nz/#!psxEnYqS!kwlKtodO DWO_qD8v9lAcaMlPoZGqDpCoeiZ0MN23nLQ
>All previous thread links ( 1 - 86 )
pastebin/vFc2ZNgi
( 80 - 89 )
pastebin/HRrVnxVP
Hey /b/, how does this make you feel?
It makes me feel
>>707357506
Racism against whites is not reverse racism, it's just racism, plain and simple.
>>707357506
What is it called when an east Asian calls a Mexican a wetback?
Well this >>707357823
has proved that this>>707357506
is a correct statement.
/thread
Fb fap
What would you do to her anons ?
>>707364277
MOAR
>>707364893
>>707364974
who is she?
Hey /b/. I have a story to tell. It involves retards. Interested? Let me know and i'll post.
Bringith the tards
Why not?
Tell me deh story mah nigga
Do it dude
Here's some hype: The Chronicles of Dylan: A tale of Autism and Awesome
So my younger brother sent me this... any bored /b/ros wanna help me fuck with him? He gets butthurt quite easily...
Will post response
Here's the full pic
bump
pink bike?
>>707364186
Maybe gay pride bike..
DICK rate thread
> giant dick master race
Not even that big lol
>>707346946
8.8" son
>>707345762
give some more its fucking gorgeous
>>707347379
>>707347560
oh my... i would suck you so hard.
Cuteboy thread: Ultimate edition
>>707357684
18+ only dude
>>707357730
he is.
>>707357472
>cuteboy
>post someone's ass
