Celebs you've fucked IRL. I'll start - Deborah from Everybody Loves Raymond. Twice.
OP's statement has the ring of truth
>>695712626
>be me
>jennifer lawrence come to house
>'anon my car broken an i need fuck'
>fuck jennifer lawrence in couch
>nock at door
>omg it jennifer aniston
>'anon my privat jet crack an i need fuck'
>'sory jenifer aniston i am fuck jenifre lawrnens'
>jenifer lawrence come to door
>'we can 3some''
>jen and jen naked ass lik 69
>i cum on hur face
>winning.csi
I banged the chick from Deadwood, the one that played Calamity Jane.
Dusty cooch was tighter than bark on a tree. Was cash af
>>695712626
Pictures or it never happened
New thread Boxxy/Catie
Forever Queen
My feet hurt from all this walking
YLYL/ Cringe Thread
Feminist Edition!
>>695730299
Nice dubs
COLOR WARS cont
WEEBS PURGE THE TURD!
GREEN -> NIGGAS!!!!
greens rekt the niggers
autism on weebs
New celeb thread
>>695743778
who
COLOR WARS cont!
pepes continue to nuke faggots
Green to attack brown
autists on commies
Pepe kill the nignogs
/b/, just picked up my new AR
what do?
>>695735361
go kill some niggers
First, go into a gay nightclub.
You know what to do next.
Play doom non-stop for three months then shoot up a school
take a class to learn how to shoot it and basic self defense techniques
New Rekt thread
G_G
>>695730427
Wtf story? Also bump
>>695730427
>>695731982
filenames remind me of dothack level selector
COLOR WARS!
let's do dis
I feel ya pepe!
>>695740953
rollin
Autism is cool
red
Drawthread: lazy edition
but the memes in the bag
durst.jpg
Do I draw or do I play Secret of Mana?
Righto - new thread.
>>695728526
You're not gettin' mah meems.
Pictures you shouldn't share.
Is the anon fucking this married girl around?
Asked in last thread... asking again... few days ago new win of Jessica was posted... anyone get it?
Who has more of her?
Moar ?
Fb fap thread
want more?
Interested?
>>695731456
Oh yes
>>695731456
Trips ending in even numbers and I'll dump everything I have on her
>>695731909
What the fuck mange, just post it.
Big tits thread.
Bonus points for uk or moar of her?
>>695731059
Those aren't BIG tits, those are bizarre, gigantic cow tits. Yuck.
bump
>>695731143
You sir obviously have no taste when it comes to tits.
No dick rate thread? I'll start.
would suck graciously/10
>>695722094
10/10
>>695722094
notyours/10
So, why are you single /b?
Starting off
>Gets attracted to girl
>Fuck/hangout a couple of times
>All of a sudden get bored of them
>>695728326
I hate people
>>695728433
Nice dubs and outlook sir
Bumperoo
>>695728326
every girl i have ever dated has broken my heart
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>695720824
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Claimed
Best fox is here
and a pretty good Stug III driver
Dio-sama...
>>695733487
I guess it's not a whale, but what I'm trying to say is that the only kind of people who would be jealous are lonely teenagers craving for a hole to fuck that believes that one day they'll find a "hot girl that has the same hobbies as me" but usually a "weeb girl" tends to be a bit depressing to look at, maybe your girlfriend is incredibly hot, or maybe she's as much of a disapointment as any other basement dwelling scum, but I could never know. The odds are agaisn't you, though.
Name a stronger superhero
>protip: you can't
>>695725146
Allah
the Hulk is the strongest in any universe
shrek
Dr. Manhattan
doggo dinner time thread
>>695729925
furst
>>695730089
secund
hey hey
>>695730212
Hey, Snuffles!
Dubs decides. No dick pics.
Why haven't we fucked yet?
>>695734408
/thread
what is the size of your labia?
>>695734408
She lives abroad... still send?
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