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What is the fastest way to have sex with any girl? No soliciting, rape, extortion, etc.
good question
>>674345624
Go to bar that older ladies frequent
Find divorcee
Buy her a drink
Done and done
look like this and have sick dance moves
>>674345624
1.Not be ugly
2.Enrol in university
3.Go to university parties
4.Sleep with random strangers in an MDMA fueled haze
>>674345624
>No soliciting, rape, extortion, etc.
So basically whats the fastest way to have sex, without trying to have sex? Maybe "accidentally" get locked in a women's prison isolation ward?
Lock screen thread
>>674345043
That's a personal friend of mine using a creepy snapchat filter btw
Anyways I get it. I need to charge my phone
What plant is this? I always pass by it and it always catches my eye.
Dat bee dat perpole koosh fam
You spelt planet wrong and its called earth
Dubz dunt ly
never seen anything like that op
That's Ricinus Communis AKA Ricin, OP
Ho /b, one of my not-so-close friends called me an hour back to go out for drinks. After getting drunk, she told me she doesnt want to go home. I offered her to take her to my place.She agreed. So, does this mean she wants to get laid??
reply /b, emergency here
Yes fuck her with dubs
>>674344937
>try your luck
>get shot down cause you're overzealous
>play hard to get, females get jealous
she's drunk OP. that is universal permission for sex.
>>674346277
Idk, dont want to be accused for rape later...
9/11 thread
Alright /b/
I'm getting circumcised tomorrow morning.
Ask me anything
>>674346166
YEAHHH!!
>>674346166
Why?
>>674346166
Why the fuck would you do that?
>>674346166
send here
>>674346166
It's a mistake, i did it in my 20s and i regret it.
My head gets dry like a fucking sponge and it's fucking weird.
Also sex wasn't the same.
Finally told my girlfriend that I want to an hero. I've been feeling like this for a while. I've always had the thought on the back of my mind, but I've never thought about it as seriously as I have in the recent past to present. What do /b/?
>>674344779
>girlfriend
first thing to do is to stop lying on the internet
^^^^
>>674344779
Why in the hell would you tell anyone that
Just do it, dont be a bitch and cry about it.
>>674345731
"kekekkkkkk, let's pull the ol no girlfriend card! I'm so le troll maymay! XDDD" I hope you enjoy school when your spring break is over newfag.
Why kill yourself when you can live life and do all of the awesome shit that comes with it?? It's a cowards way out and you won't get a chance to have your name be remembered for doing something great, just an article in a paper maybe if you're lucky.
Don't do it anon. Whatever you are going through, it gets better, you can get help.
I know this wacky, but does anybody else find Anne Frank attractive?
Theres a girl in my chem class that looks like anne frank I find attractive, so ig
Gotta read the part of her diary where she fingers herself and describes it.
>>674346020
That exists?
Read the book in middle school. I remember imagining her grinding her pussy into the chair while staring at the young guy locked in there with her. Got me hard so many times in class.
I used to find her attractive when I was 15/16, but then my hate for Jews overcame me.
>>674346282
Not gonna lie, I rubbed one out to this.
guess her name lads, and i'll deliver :^)
>>674346673
Nigger Fucker?
Gwen
Vanessa
fucking I don't know. Looks like a Julia.
Most important thing is that OP better deliver
>>674346673
Vanessa?
best pic
false
>>674346950
that is because you are as cute as a foxgirl
I'll stick with this one thanks
wait where the fuck did it go
did I delete it by accident
>>674347219
yes excellent you are here
>>674347224
yes
>>674347299
not only that but I AM a foxgirl
Fluffy abuse
>>674346518
Requesting foal abuse
Since I am the first one here can you explain to me why you like these things OP? Like what the honest fuck is that? A turn on legs eating noodles? Call me a newfag or a normie I dont care just please explain this.
I'm dying.
I failed.
Be happy :)
Congratulations. What are you dying from?
Sounds fun. How are you dying?
Pussy or gtfo
>>674346486
Doesn't matter
Just be happy :)
Armpit fetish thread. Let's post some sexy female pits.
God-tier creepshot bread.
>>674344051
>>674343609
>god tier
>slightly blurry
Pick one, faggot
>>674344735
hey b lilfag here (8th grade) i have an essay due tomorrow its a modern parody of little red riding hood what should the title be
Ban this fagget
>bump dont be lazy you little harry twatter
mary poppins and the spooky dog
>"Mary Twinkle Twat" ?
>>674344981
i am done but i am stumped with the title
General vapid get thread
>tanks
>mods
>e liquid
Post it all and discuss. Here's mine: IPV3 LIVR x Uwell Crown
Gvapes strawberry milk & SVC my favorite e liquid company.
Bump for interest ?
E liquid: concentrated bleach extract makes me feel good inside
>>674342231
How you digging the crown, bro? Does it eat juice?
What is SVC?
Can't post a picture because image size from phone too big and I don't feel like going through that fucking shithole of a process, but
rx200 Realeaux w/ Doge v3 , trying out some Bigglesworth Labs Snowdrift, liking it so far
Also got some 40g nichrome 80 on the way so that should be fun :^)
I'm rocking a cuboid with a tfv4 quad coil. Vaping my own mix. It's a tobacco/coffee mix.
Since /soc/ is dead let's get a dick rate thread
>>674344173
/soc/ is dead because all the dick fags moved here
>>674344401
Who cares just post dick
>>674344173
that shits tiny
feelsbadman.jpg
>>674344955
fuck off to the gay section theres enough traps furry traps gays little white dicks on b
Insecure/10
Washington thread! Any Moses Lake?
Bump for 509 Eburg
Bump for 206
redmond 425 represent
>>674343948
253 tacoma reporting!
>>674343948
bump for 253 Tacoma
What if I told you there was a chan that didn't b&?
Only CP/spam gets deleted..
post in the 4chan thread to let me know you made it..
>>674344100
If you get a 'sorry critical error' refresh, and resubmit... we buggy while we transition to more servers..
is this true ?
>>674344896
Yes. Come join us oldfags.
Wut
trap/mental illness thread
>>674345762
fuck off
>>674345762
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>>674345864
![tumblr_nrylu2aziZ1ubm73lo1_400[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gjT9pjJ.jpg "tumblr_nrylu2aziZ1ubm73lo1_400[1].jpg")
>>674345762
am i kawaii desu, /b/oys?
