Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
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Word to the wise: Post signatures will get you banned.
who was phone?
>captcha: 666
>>704208466
...spooky.
>>704208363
>>704208558
Reimu, I appreciate what you're doing here, but I won't miss this oppertunity to make a meme. Let me do this...
...
When you're a glowing blue immortal and you work for the government because you're bored, and after you just destroyed Vietnam in the war, President Nixon tells you to destroy Japan next, but you refuse because that would mean no more moeshit and he says he'll debilitate you with the tachyon blast from one of the United States' many nuclear warheads, and you tell him that won't work and to stop threatening you or you'll tell everyone about Watergate, to which he responds "Go ahead, you prostate-pleasing blueberry fagmuffin, it won't make your taste in anime any less shit" so you manipulate his timeline making it so that he was born with no arms and severe mental retardation.
Hunger Games the Show
>to celebrate jimbo's waifu getting a win
first 48 in
John Drake
Fear the Neard
Jude
Prof. Zoom
celeb thread continued #3
Lavren edition
Don't have any of her so have some ASR
lavren anon?
BOSS FIGHT Level 7: GIGA NIGGA : 700 HP
Only dubs or higher deals damage
Damage equals the value of dubs
00 heals boss to value of last dubs
Attribute: when 300 health is depleted, remaining enemy deals 1 damage to anon every dubs, anon starts with 150 hp
lets fuck him up boys
>>704206118
>not making him one shot all anons after health threshold
>>704206388
612 left boys
HE'S AN IMPOSTER
wait, 2 bosses at once could be good
>muh motion of the ocean
>muh how you use it
>muh uterus is only 3 inches deep
>muh can't feel anything pass 4 inches
>muh clitoris is all you need to stimulate
>muh hands and mouth are enough
>muh bottoming out with my 6 inch wonder
>muh 4 inch dick is enough
>muh long dicks are skinny
>muh women can't measure
why are you average dicklets constantly perpetuating these memes? sorry /b/, but if given the choice, any girl is gonna choose an 8 inch dick over some tiny child sized 6 incher.
just give up, you're better off prepping some bull to fuck your girlfriend, it's not like you care about their orgasm anyways because of how much of a cuck you are. women deserve a man with an 8 inch dick that can properly satisfy them and make her cum. something dicklets just can't do.
trust me /b/, women can measure, they just tell you that you're 6 inch dick is 8 inches to make you not cry like a little bitch.
>>704203816
>tiny child sized six incher
Ok I get that average isn't impressive but how is average=tiny??
replay
I'm with you OP: a girthy 8 inches blows Women away
>>704204379
That's definitely not 8 inches haha
FB FAP/CUCK THREAD.
post girls from fb. other anons say what they'd do to them
Dubs decides the fate of them 1 by 1
>>704205489
Introduce one in your anus.
>>704205489
trash
First one right in your dickhole
you gotta microwave one til it assplodes. You know you want to OP!
https://chaturbate com/laceylust666/
omg /b/ she flipping out yelling at people cuz shes not getting tips lets troll her!
ahhahahahah wow
some dude just tipped her and she said tip more or im kicking you
shes flipping out jesus
she kicked the only person who tipped her
Bully Demos edition
OP got this off to a good start.
>>704197998
Man, you're bad at this.
Eisen is a scrawny twig that gets knocked down by the wind.
But dont tell anyone
![Arashi no Yoru ni [720p].mkv_snapshot_00.48.26_[2016.07.13_12.18.42].png](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1474/069/1474069168090.jpg "Arashi no Yoru ni [720p].mkv snapshot 00.48.26 [2016.07.13 12.18.42]")
fugg kew
Hi /b/- I feel like I am the only girl who doesn't like getting eaten out. I think it's a number of things- self conscious, and never having anyone that has been good. Any ideas? Do I have anything to feel self conscious about physically?
>>704205794
stop being a faggot
if you wash regularly you should be fine, id shove my face in there all night
also post tits
>tits or GTFO
>>704205794
na, that's normal. show your face plz
>buying pokecoins
If you're not a fucking retard, you can get free here:
http://4megamarket.ru/pokecoins
happy hacking, /b/
>>704210609
Perfection
>>704210609
Catching That Mew TWo Was Almost As Epic As Fucking My Little Sister!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>704210609
Fuck year!
>>704210609
Oh fuck now the newfags will share this on 9gag or some shit. FUCK YOU OP
CTRL-V THREAD, just post it. no fixing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEWB3H4vq2U
https://youtu.be/kXACWfouj9I
http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/lunatic_fringe/2008/KDK's%20Lunatic%20Fringe%20-%2006-14-08.mp3
>>704198378
remove excess nitrogen from their bodies by converting it to a dilute solution of urea, stored in the bladder. Birds convert nitrogen to uric acid instead: this is metabolically more costly but saves water and weight, as it is less toxic and doesn't need to be diluted so much. Birds therefore don't have a urethra, and don't pee - all waste leaves via the anus.
>>704198378
C８７新刊　『鬼人æ£é‚ªï½žRULEROFPHANTASM
Sadly, it's not translated and I'm a piece of shit and can't read moon.
Hunger Games thread
36 tributes
Megumin
Felix
Temmie
Capra Demon
trips say what I do with my penis
stab with a fork
>>704204419
Cut it off faggot
>>704204419
Use it to rape a girl.
>>704204842
Roll
New 3D lol thread
pic related, i have the rest of the Saitama set
Dump then
How's this still here?
Trips decides what do and what say.
Goal: Nudes
OP Here... Fuel for the fire
One more for ya, bros
>>704204652
There are only 2 genders
tell her youre gay and you need a friend
s/fur
>>704204777
>>>/trash/
nice trips furfag
Dying on 5th october.
I've got 01-49 personal questions to ask. Some are mundane, some are deep.
Anyone want to give me a number and answer? Don't roll, just gimme a number between 1-49.
If you post a number, please do answer.
13
>>704193994
Tell me about something in popular culture you feel is underrated.
CAM GUY IS LIVE / Get the fuck in here!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxtVaQb1DS4&feature=youtu.be
ynot
>>704186512
Please keep bumped guys!
>>704186512
rate me
drawthread chkdsk edition
>>704201513
Can someone please draw a chick sucking a duck. Playfully animated, not realistic. I want to send it to my gf
the fuck
If you're taking requests:
Draw Yotsuba wearing an MF DOOM mask, if you haven't already done so before
Please and thank you. God bless
does anybody remember that mexican drawfag that drew chibis with a brush that looked like a whiteboard marker that went by the name of x?
he was awesome.
