Alright /b/ who wants to gift my little sister stardew valley. She's been begging for it since it came out and I can't afford it for her. She's put it on my wishlist and has tried everything to get me to buy it. (She uses my account because she's too young to have her own) Thanks /b/ and I'll be sure to pay it forward asap.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/lifelinepanc
>>674350938
>Uses little sister for an excuse to get games
>cannot afford to buy her the game
>Has done everything to to get an Indie, RPG Simulator.
quit your bullshitting OP. Adding you to give the game you pathetic piece of shit.
>>674351314
OP here, wish I was bullshitting. The knife I have screenshots of got scammed away and that was all the money I had in my bank account. I am a pathetic piece of shit for being dumb enough to trade it though
>>674351601
hmm. i don't play that game that has a knife but i guess it cost good amount of money to lose it.
what age is your sister? doubt she likes an indie RPG sim.
>>674352077
It was a Cs:go knife. My sister is 12 and has been watching a few different series' on the game since it's release. She let's me know every new update that gets released and how cool the new features are... I really want to surprise her with this
Is jb illegal?
>>674348712
Yes you dumb fuck. And having one night of sex for 3,650 days in prison getting fucked in the ass by some brute named bubba hardly hardly seems worthless.
>>674349309
Worth it*
>>674348712
Ask the subway guy.
>>674349309
>getting fucked in the ass by some brute named bubba
how old are you?
>HURR DURR PRISON RAPE BY BUBBA
no ones ever said that before!
Cringe thread
Post the most autistic thing you've seen in years
https://youtu.be/-3I9ThPfVqo
>>674349669 This guy
https://youtu.be/VTlEYQimyrQ
>>674351254
I rarely lose this soon, well played
CRINGE STREAM
BAKING SODA
PLSCUM
http://instasync.com/r/unoeme
Hunger Games thread.
First 24 get in.
Judy Hopps
Elmer fudd
Dam Son
Rami Hikari
Nostalgia cont.
dae remember this hidden gem
Vote here
http://strawpoll.me/7103924
YLYL
>loss
We interrupt your regularly scheduled shitty porn for a recipe thread
>>674350933
proceed
Im in love with a Feminist /b/
What do?
>>674346418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0diJNybk0Mw
>>674346694
what?
>>674346418
read this then regurgitate some ideas
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrea_Dworkin
getdapussi
>>674346694
why is there a white guy screaming "you're a white male" like it's a bad thing?
Has b/ formed an opinion on Seth Rogens upcoming animated film? Will it tank? Will it be the best adult based animated film out there? Who could have forseen a sausage fest of this magnitude!
well seth rogen is making it so it's probably going to be fucking awful
>>674349108
Care to elaborate on that mate?
looks amazing. who gives a fuck what b thinks this is the worst place to come for opinions on anything everyone here has shit taste
will only be watchable on an illicit substance
Are you a psychopath?
>What makes you a psychopath ?
>do you hide it or don't care ?
>do you have friends ?
I made this thread to identity myself with others like me . you are not obligated to post anything and to the faggots that will make shit up fuck you. Tell me if you think you are a psychopath?
The biggest thing that makes me think I am one is not being able to feel anything . Nothing at all I have no feelings for anyone or anything I can't love I can't fear I can't be happy I don't feel shit and the thing that scares me is that I am completely fine with it . I have been threw dramatic events at a young age that lead me to toughen up and I ended up this way .
>>674348697
>Are you my Mummy?
>>674348697
Yes i am i took 2 tests sat night
Yes, I have constant thoughts of hurting and killing people, like there's something inside of me that keep provoking me and I seem to enjoy them.
Dear /b/
I've just realized the powers of makeup and have decided that my whole life jerking off has been a lie.
Please console me.
Pic related.
>>674348332
sent a ps4. check your inbox ;)
>>674348332
Not always Anon
The fucken tan isn't even real.
>>674348332
so youre 12?
This is gonna be a long one guys, buckle up I need some serious advice. I promise you that this will be the most interesting thing on /b/ at least for tonight.
Longtime /b/ lurker about 10 years now first post in a longtime
Here's my situation.
Me: 5th year senior in college, 6' 220, no self confidence (anxiety, slight depression, self image issues) Virgin loser with a decent income would rate my looks a 3/10
>rewind 8 years
>be 15
>playing cod online all the time
>doing decent had like a 3.7k/d
>eventually join a clan game battles all the nerdy shit you do when your a lost teen
>get close to my clan we play all the time
>just about every night, didn't go out very much at the time
>clan had about 8 people in it
>one was a foreign girl about my age
>play all the time with them, and eventually start getting friendlier with her (never seen her only spoke)
>like hopping on Xbox just to talk in a party with her and stuff
>eventually get pretty close and begin to know each other very deeply sharing personal things with each other
>at this point it's all been friendly, flirty, but she was fun to talk to honestly
>and not to mention she sounds like she'd be pretty hot with her Dutch accent
>obviously at this point I want to know what she looks like and vice Versa we share facebooks and hers is very.... Empty.
>I'm not an idiot so this has me pretty worried, under a hundred friends, 4 or 5 pictures, literally nothing on the wall
>but that's not it....
>the craziest part of it all that made me start to think catfish was when I went through her pictures....
Bump with cats/fish or catfish
(1/?)
>I scroll through her page and she's literally super hot, like a fucking model. Literally on her page it says she's a model and her photos are modeling pics.
>yeah exactly, catfish alarm
>remember, I'm an overweight ugly dude, but my Facebook page was legit, and hers looks like it was made a week ago
>at the time I'm pretty lonely tho
>I just look over it and figure "what the fuck" not like she likes halfway across the world or anything (spoiler alert: she does)
>keep playing xbox with her and keep talking and skype calling with her (never video calls tho, said she didn't have a webcam but I'd video chat her with mine)
>looking back I guess I wanted to believe... I Guess that's why I kept talking to her
>many months go by
>still talking to her on a regular basis
>only voice calls and chat never vids chat
>we get pretty close at this point
>honestly a very awesome fun personality, I really did enjoy talking with her and she we were, as I've said, very close with each other verbally.
>we eventually start to get on the talk about what if we ever met?
>this is when things really get interesting.....
(2/?)
Catfish
Bump the thread if I should continue... Typing this out is a bitch if no one is reading it... Again it's a long story I'm warning you...
Please have a happy ending OP
Pick one and tell me what you'd do
>>674348986
Old guy in the back, fuck him RAW
Bang all 3 in a row
>>674348986
I will pick your mother and give to her in the ass, hard.
NIGGER HATE THREAD
https://twitter.com/THEDINGOJOHNSON/status/710190911737745408/video/1
>>674346070
Lmao she got her ass whooped
Shes from southmoore high school Oklahoma
https://twitter.com/aleeyah405/status/709890610547720194
>>674346070
Is it time to ruin another life?
Ohio Nudes Thread
513 reporting in
YLYL, omegacancerniggerfag edition (Banana-free!)
Really I get this free banana
>>674351111
underrated quads
Thread needs more banana
Help me /b/
my girlfriend was looking at my phone and she found my counter app and stormed out and now she won't return my texts. What do I do? Why is she so mad about this?
she's my first gf I can't lose her.
Help? Anyone?
>>674349669
she is making something up to fight with you.
>>674350297
why the fuck are you counting
are you like five OP?
Hey, some of you might remember my thread yesterday, about asking the Dominican girl who works at Burger King on a date.
Well today, I stopped in after work and ordered a Double Whopper combo with a Dr. Pepper to drink and a Snicker Pie for dessert.
So after I was done eating, I caught the chick while she was mopping the floor and I asked her on a date!
I'm stoked that she said yes, but I'm very nervous for the date.
We're gonna get something to eat on Saturday night, where should I take her, any tips?
Dominican chicks are fucking hot and they have nice big butts
good look bro
Take her to bk
Take her to the burger king, she will feel safe there.
>>674351183
This
What is wrong with my pc?
>>674350737
Throw it out.
Better pic
It's broken
looks like you tried downloading a gf again
Things you think only you do thread
Immediately take off my socks when I get home and run my four fingers between each of my toes and get a big whiff of the sweaty soles I've built up all day.
>>674348305
When I do too much physical activity and I become aware of my own heart beat I freak out and go into "cicada mode" which is basically me resting on my side with my body in a rect position and quietly going "greeeee" until I calm down.
>>674348305
Literally do the same thing lol
Secretly I deez Nuts HA! Goteem
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