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What is wrong with my pc?
>>674350737
Throw it out.
Better pic
It's broken
looks like you tried downloading a gf again
>>674350737
You bought a laptop
Things you think only you do thread
Immediately take off my socks when I get home and run my four fingers between each of my toes and get a big whiff of the sweaty soles I've built up all day.
>>674348305
When I do too much physical activity and I become aware of my own heart beat I freak out and go into "cicada mode" which is basically me resting on my side with my body in a rect position and quietly going "greeeee" until I calm down.
>>674348305
Literally do the same thing lol
Secretly I deez Nuts HA! Goteem
Want to cuddle the fuck out of a thick thighed german loli girl.
Was Sandy Hook a hoax?
none of the shootings are hoax, all of them are brainwashed kids planted by liberals to advance gun control
Why do they need to make up a mass shooting when they happen all the time?
>>674349376
what brand tin foil do you buy?
>inb4 bait
>>674349376
so... a hoax?
>>674349376
A brain chip
C-can we have a-anime gore thread, p-please?
>>674349602
No, but we can have a SPIDERMAN THREAD!
A person's life doesn't matter just because they are black.
yea but browns lives even less
Why wouldn't they?
lives don't matter by default
life is a privilege, not a right
pull your weight in the world
he did a 360
>>674348235
Agree. Niggers don't matter. They never have.
Dubs gets her full nude for a photo shoot she did trips gets FB. Anyone want?
rolling for nubs
>>674349159
Ah what the heck.
ocean man
>>674349444
winrar
>>674349444
winrar?!?
So I downloaded the "video" from the thread where the guy claims he fucked his sister and now this happened. Please tell me how to fix this, my parents will fucking kill me (Im 18)
Hahaha
>>674349799
Its not fucking funny
Google fake FBI virus, it's a nasty one but you can remove it.
>>674349683
Easiest is a reinstall. Avoid that thread like a plague.
>>674349683
Google "How to remove FBI virus" you fucking faggot
No rules just teens
Bumperoni
CaptainTortilla9
Need invite
>>674345215
Added
Fredfuch
Roygbivvy
You fap you lose
Sleep tight, nigger.
sleep tight, my son
sleep tight nigger
sleep tight dade
>>674348933
I see all
Weed thread? Weed bread.
>those balls are resin rolled in weed.
Personally, i enjoy resin.
Resin rolled in weed...
You mean black tar heroin rolled in keif
>>674345937
Lol, whoops. I meant weed resin rolled in keif. My bad, m8.
>>674345511
cant believe to say this but where da weed at? i would have never guessed it would come to this in seattle. fuck rec shops
>>674345511
if you must, do it. But its best not to dont about it. bro.
>>674347428
I dont know man, i dont live near seattle. Just search for people who deal or grow your own.
Post your secrets, /b/. Preferably ones that will give me a boner
>>674346985
My uncle Ben used to fuck my tight little asshole when i was only 8.
My aunt used to make me fuck her when I was 8 yrs old. She would take me into the bathroom and one time when we slept in the same bed I woke up to me in top of her
I jerk off to this now and I don't feel bad about that. I have never told anyone about this because I don't want to ruin our family. She is my dad's step sister from another father
My grandfather used to make me blow him when I was 8
I lost my virginity to my cousin. Only her and me know about it. I feel a bit weird about it, but she was really into it. This happened about 3 years ago.
God fucking damn, what is it with eight year olds
>>674348888
Checked!
Dani <3
>>674348888
>>674348888
Nice scripts.
>>674348888
Sheeeeit nigguh, checked
You know the rules:
rol a 3 for nude/request.
Let's go
>>674348245
Ass
>>674348245
post it
>>674348245
Asss
>>674348400
>>674348245
1 last try, ass
>>674348245
da pussy
Kik thread
CaptainTortilla9
Send invite
>>674344885
is this actually gonna be anything good or just another garbage thread?
lexta54 add me
Send invite idontgiveafuck321
Cjstoner93
Quads get /b/ as personal army
Raid subreddit
Asshole parade
Another tumblr raid
>>674345553
so close
Troll the SPLC
I fucked up /b/
>be me have gf for 2 years
>starting to get bored
>open a fake snapchat account
>start sending shit to gfs hot friend
>send her hearts and i want u and shit like that
>she responds anon is everything alright lol?
>ohshit.jpg
Gf doesn't know about it. What do i do? Do I stop messaging her but then she'll know it's
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just stop talking to her. how can she know that it is you anyway o.O
>>674343843
Everyone love it!
>>674342300
>>674344061
I think it's because I used my phone to open the new account and she has me in her address book
if you're bored, just fuck your girlfriend a few more times for good measure and then tell her what you did. She'll either:
a) dump you in a hysterical fit
b) forgive you which will bring you closer together
c) arrange threesome with hot friend (this won't happen, but I needed more than 2 points)
If she dumps you, then bam. Problem solved. You had sex a few more times without her knowing anything and you shouldn't be bored anymore. If she forgives you, just keep doing more and more outrageous shit until she does dump you. This...
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show us pics of both, let us decide
Celeb nude fap thread part 2
Include names.
requesting Margot Robbie
>>674345188
>>674346191
What?
Legs for days
monitoring thread
Yes op this pleases me. More.
yes
