Hey everyone vocaroochan here!
How y'all doing? It's insanely hot here and I'm currently starving so I'm trying to keep myself occupied here.
General chat/advice thread?
Wanna talk about how your days going? Need some Advice? Or just want to ask me some random questions?
I'm here to listen!
As always I'll respond via vocaroo!
are traps gay?
>>768040258
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0P9fSZ5m1ig
Bump
Can you speak or do you know at least a little of some other language?
It's story time /b/
>be me
>live in a shitty house with a shitty brother and parents
>brother is a 22 yearold druggie no-good fuck
>mother is a controlling bitch
>dad is ok but has anger issues
>sitting at my desk working
>hear my dad talking to my brother to see when he will grow the fuck up and act like a man
>brother starts whining about how hard his life is
>Dad and Bro get into a fight
>mother runs over trying to stop it
>I sit and watch the show
>Dad says that bro needs to grow a spine, stand up and start living a proper life
>bro says he tried
>Bull
>Dad says that he needs to stop complaining about how "hard" his life is
>bro says that he lives in hell every day and my dad is dumb and knows nothing
>dad asks to explain why his life is so hard
>bro cant give an answer
>dumbass
>I start getting ready to go to bed
>they continue fighting over same shit
>I get in bed
>bro runs out like a bitch who can't face his problems
>i can go to sleep
>5 min. later
>bro comes back
>gets on his knees and begs my parents not to turn off all his stuff (phone, car insurance, internet, ect.)
>Pathetic 1st world problems
>dad gets bored and goes to get ready for bed
>bro and mom left
>bro looks at her and starts talking
>"I want to die. You guys are just don't understand."
>mom asks he to tell her what is so hard
>cant
>bro says that when he kills himself he wants them to be there with him to see what he went through
>I get sick of this shit and tell him
>"Bro, if you want to kill yourself go kill yourself. Stop being a bitch and put your money where your mouth is, I am trying to sleep."
>go to bed
>hear running
>get ready for the fight
Cont.?
Continue. I'm hooked
Continue
Continue
Continue please
Trippy art bread
Hd version
Show me your most awkward SJW pictures. I know some of you might have a good collection. Let's see them.
How are you holding up /b/?
Smoking a lot of weed helps. But it's making me feel retarded whenever I'm not high. Might switch back to drinking
just fine
Its fine,plain empty but fine
>>768041062
Yeah me too
What happened to pic related? Why did she stop doing porn?
She thought it would interfere with her political aspirations
dont know, but more pls
>>768039230
she had a boobjob and started modeling apparently
>>768039230
Who the fuck is this scab?
S/fur
Maine the pain go away
Hey /b/ros, think my wife of 10 years is cheating on me. Also ITT cheating whores
what gives you that idea?
>>768034139
We been married 6 years, together for 10. Went through her iPad today and saw a shitload of nudes, lewds, panties pics. Asked her about them and she got mad and said I violated her privacy. Then said she takes them to look at later cause taking nudes "makes her feel sexy". Yet our entire relationship she never did that, or did and never told me or sent me any. Actually specifically tod me no when I asked in the past when I was tryna be flirty.
Also, exhibit B: she has a magic wand. she uses it every time she masturbates and any time we fuck. She's been using it for like 3 years now and literally can't cum without using it. The drawer we keep it in, we also keep our other sex shit in. Well come home during lunch last week to pound one out and go to get the lube and the wand is gone and so is her clit attachment thing for it. Get home that night and they're both back
Start keeping track and notice that it's gone on the days she works her second job, it's gone. She's a RNA 4 days of the week and a receptionist at this dentist's office the other 3. It's only gone on the days that she works at the dentist's. But that's also weird cause there aren't any men employed at the dentist's. Just the dentist who is an older woman and like 3 or 4 hygenists/assistants and one accountant. all female. so maybe she's a lesbian now.
>>768034678
>>768034139
I could just be paranoid. Maybe she just masturbates on her lunch breaks there. Maybe she only does it there cause at the hospital, she shares a break room with a bunch of other people and has no privacy and only gets 30 min. At the dentist's she gets a 1 hour lunch and usually takes it in her car, which is parked in back in seclusion/privacy.
But at the same time, we used to have the wildest sex. Lots of foreplay, sensual shit. Always wanted to do positions where I was facing her, always making out, always lights on. Now i practically have to beg her for sex and when we do, she wants it lights off, doggystyle, no foreplay, uses her wand and she's really into it until she cums then she's just like a dead fish and is "are you gonna finish?" the whole time.
When we met, she was super skinny/fit. Hot as fuck. I was fat, kinda gross. We have alot in common though. I lost a bunch of weight and work out every day and i'm honestly really fit and toned now and she's gained a bunch of weight. Like she doesn't take care of herself at all. Wears minimal makeup, we'll go out on dates and she's in sweats/yoga pants and im always in my nicest suit. I buy her flowers every friday and now she like doesn't even care anymore
"oh cool thanks babe" is her response almost every time I come home with fowers
More please
ITT: We roll for our new waifu
roll
Roll
Roll
Sluts you know that you want to blast with your cum
>sluts you know
Friends gf. Anyone else?
>>768041888
God damn she’s just asking for it
post pics of gfs, wives, fiances getting fucked
texts from partners, sexy stories, etc
Any good stories or pics from bulls?
Always love a good cuck thread
K I k Ddeenien will share his gf
General Psychedelics Thread
What is your favorite hallucinogen and why is it considered god-tier to you?
bamp
>>768041638
it's hard to say. i once bought some mescaline but god only knows what i was sold. they don't exactly come in blister packs with dosage information printed on the foil.
LSD, because it gives me Deja vu, so it feels like time travelling
i wish to try LEEEESD
What shall I name my router? It's a white neighborhood, semi rural, Brit bong land.
>>768042926
IhateMuslims
>>768042926
It hurts when I.P
Im watching you (house num)
help theres a nigger in my backyard
selling breastmilk meet at (house num)
Martin Router King
>>768042926
totallynotspyware
new celeb thread
<3 Elle
potato fanning
Celeb Thread - /We all die into the dust/ edition.
>>768042973
MOUght as well help me trans and have loads of alpha bbc gang bangs
Please respond.
Ask an ex subway employee anything!
I'll answer via vocaroo
>>768041465
Is the bread fresh?
>>768042351
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0KZZqj4BSrr
Bump
Curious
Scotland thread
Irn Bru
heroin
deep fried Mars bars
shortbread
bagpipes
poverty
more heroin
Get tae fuck ya daft shite!
>>768036875
Geez a gobble
if you say you would not fuck this goddess you are a fucking liar, or a faggot
>>768040585
>tie wookie down
>get a really REALLY sharp razor
>proceed to cut down Amazonian forest
????
>profit
>>768040585
Who could even manage to find her pussy under all of that nasty hair?
>>768040989
How do you know there even is a pussy under there?
>>768040585
Easy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThDBf14qPsc
I met a girl off tinder and we hit it off
Been seeing her for a month now. She told me she has had a promiscuous past, said she was fucking 3 guys at the same time when she was 19, shes 30 now and she says shes not like that anymore. She has told me has had one night stands though.
Is it wrong if I feel disgusted and I'm not sure if I want to date her anymore? Is there something wrong with me? Are my standards too high or am I too much of a prude?
I have never had a one night stand and I'm more of a relationship type of guy. I'm not sure about her guys
>>768041476
idk how it is for you but for me nice girls dont grow on trees. if shes worth it go for it. you prob has done things she would stop dating you for as well if she knew
>>768041476
Nope , if it bothers now it will probably bother you later. You probably shouldn't pursue it.
Who knows what shes got...
>>768041476
Once a slut, always a slut. Hit it and quit it.
fb/ig fap thread
>>768045049
RIIIGHT
moar?
>>768045100
