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Show me your most awkward SJW pictures. I know some of you might have a good collection. Let's see them.
>>768041190
>>768041190
How are you holding up /b/?
Smoking a lot of weed helps. But it's making me feel retarded whenever I'm not high. Might switch back to drinking
just fine
Its fine,plain empty but fine
>>768041062
Yeah me too
My FWB doesn't wanna bang anymore
>>beyond disappoint.
Am gonna fap, cook food and then lay around trying to fill sexless new void.
What happened to pic related? Why did she stop doing porn?
She thought it would interfere with her political aspirations
dont know, but more pls
>>768039230
she had a boobjob and started modeling apparently
>>768039230
Who the fuck is this scab?
>>768039835
She seriously didn't realize her small boob size helped her become successful? What a shame
S/fur
Maine the pain go away
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Hey /b/ros, think my wife of 10 years is cheating on me. Also ITT cheating whores
what gives you that idea?
>>768034139
We been married 6 years, together for 10. Went through her iPad today and saw a shitload of nudes, lewds, panties pics. Asked her about them and she got mad and said I violated her privacy. Then said she takes them to look at later cause taking nudes "makes her feel sexy". Yet our entire relationship she never did that, or did and never told me or sent me any. Actually specifically tod me no when I asked in the past when I was tryna be flirty.
Also, exhibit B: she has a magic wand. she uses it...
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>>768034678
>>768034139
I could just be paranoid. Maybe she just masturbates on her lunch breaks there. Maybe she only does it there cause at the hospital, she shares a break room with a bunch of other people and has no privacy and only gets 30 min. At the dentist's she gets a 1 hour lunch and usually takes it in her car, which is parked in back in seclusion/privacy.
But at the same time, we used to have the wildest sex. Lots of foreplay, sensual shit. Always...
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More please
>>768035424
She sounds fucking awful regardless of the cheating. End it /b/ro.
ITT: We roll for our new waifu
roll
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>>768043202
Rolll
Sluts you know that you want to blast with your cum
>sluts you know
Friends gf. Anyone else?
>>768041888
>>768041888
God damn she’s just asking for it
post pics of gfs, wives, fiances getting fucked
texts from partners, sexy stories, etc
Any good stories or pics from bulls?
>>768041347
Always love a good cuck thread
K I k Ddeenien will share his gf
>>768042439
General Psychedelics Thread
What is your favorite hallucinogen and why is it considered god-tier to you?
bamp
>>768041638
it's hard to say. i once bought some mescaline but god only knows what i was sold. they don't exactly come in blister packs with dosage information printed on the foil.
LSD, because it gives me Deja vu, so it feels like time travelling
i wish to try LEEEESD
>>768041638
LSD is my favorite because it's fun to use and cheap, but DMT is by far the most profound.
I broke through once on DMT while already tripping on acid. The 3 tabs of acid was like climbing mount everest, and the dmt was like a alien picking me up from everest and taking me outside the solar system.
After I came down from the DMT trip, the acid trip was like being sober in comparison.
What shall I name my router? It's a white neighborhood, semi rural, Brit bong land.
>>768042926
IhateMuslims
>>768042926
It hurts when I.P
Im watching you (house num)
help theres a nigger in my backyard
selling breastmilk meet at (house num)
Martin Router King
>>768042926
totallynotspyware
>>768042926
F.BI.
new celeb thread
<3 Elle
potato fanning
Celeb Thread - /We all die into the dust/ edition.
>>768042973
MOUght as well help me trans and have loads of alpha bbc gang bangs
Please respond.
>>768043121
Ask an ex subway employee anything!
I'll answer via vocaroo
>>768041465
Is the bread fresh?
>>768042351
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0KZZqj4BSrr
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Curious
no question, but i just picked up some subway
Scotland thread
Irn Bru
heroin
deep fried Mars bars
shortbread
bagpipes
poverty
more heroin
Get tae fuck ya daft shite!
>>768036875
Geez a gobble
>>768036875
fit like en yi bunch o fiel southern hoores?
if you say you would not fuck this goddess you are a fucking liar, or a faggot
>>768040585
>tie wookie down
>get a really REALLY sharp razor
>proceed to cut down Amazonian forest
????
>profit
>>768040585
Who could even manage to find her pussy under all of that nasty hair?
>>768040989
How do you know there even is a pussy under there?
>>768040585
Easy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThDBf14qPsc
Nah, this niqqa here got the gynocomastia and done chopped his dicknballs off. Poor fella...
I met a girl off tinder and we hit it off
Been seeing her for a month now. She told me she has had a promiscuous past, said she was fucking 3 guys at the same time when she was 19, shes 30 now and she says shes not like that anymore. She has told me has had one night stands though.
Is it wrong if I feel disgusted and I'm not sure if I want to date her anymore? Is there something wrong with me? Are my standards too high or am I too much of a prude?
I have never had a one night stand and I'm more of a relationship type of guy. I'm not sure about her guys
>>768041476
idk how it is for you but for me nice girls dont grow on trees. if shes worth it go for it. you prob has done things she would stop dating you for as well if she knew
>>768041476
Nope , if it bothers now it will probably bother you later. You probably shouldn't pursue it.
Who knows what shes got...
>>768041476
Once a slut, always a slut. Hit it and quit it.
You shouldn't be on tinder if you're not a one night stand type of guy. Use a different app or site.
You're literally asking to be cucked if you plan to go into a seriously relationship with a tinder girl.
Her confession could go one of two ways:
1: She's coming clean to make you understand she truly is done with being a slut
2: She's "coming clean" to make you think she's truly done with being a slut, while not actually being done with it.
Considering how manipulative women tend to be I wouldn't put my money on option 1.
fb/ig fap thread
>>768045049
RIIIGHT
moar?
>>768045100
>>768044909
I bet she dreams of being DP's by huge black cock
Trips decide
>>768044010
>she bwoke my heart /b/ D:
fuck off dude.
send a dick pic
>>768044010
Abort mission
>>768044010
Let me translate for you:
"Busy with exams" -> "Being fucked by chad"
tough luck buddy
I just keep waiting and wanking while wearing high heels and nylons. Keep me posted when exams are done, I'll be in your garden watching you!
Young and in love I married my first boyfriend but I have a secret and want to share. If your interested I can continue.
It was good at first always good sex, humour and got on super well.
Stop grovelling for attention by trying to position yourself as if you have something of value. Just start the thread with your story or fuck off.
Eventually after a few years we have a kid that was unplanned, but this is where things are tough and I don't know how to tell him that it's not his
I played with my girlfriend and she asked if I wanted to do more exciting things as I was bored.... so I was introduced to a sky diving tutor (theres a video on YT) and it went great!
>>768037152
Roll
