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My girlfriend dumped me earlier this week, can i have a feels thread?
>>707073087
She left me 2 years ago. Still not over her.
no
>>707073809
w-hy??
>>707073087
fuck that ho bitch. ain't no chick with getting all emotional for.
go get a hooker. fuck her. then piss on her.
>>707073087
DEUTSCHLANDFADEN!
#allesanderealsOriginal
Fragen des Abends:
wie gehts, wie läufts?
steht für die nächste woche schon was an?
wann das letzte mal so richtig glücklich gewesen und wieso?
was habt ihr euch zuletzt vorgenommen, was ihr auch wirklich durchgezogen habt?
Hier ein seltener Shkreli mit Anuseinblick
so nochmal
24stunden fittis
ist mcfit so scheiße wie man sagt?
wann sollte man NICHT hin?
OP is ne dumme Fotze.
>>707074244
ich weiß :(
>>707073990
>wie gehts, wie läufts?
Ganz gut, gerade mit meiner Mutter bei einer Nachbarin Kuchen essen gewesen. Ich habe in 30 Minuten wortwörtlich keine 3 Sätze gesprochen
>steht für die nächste woche schon was an?
Nichts
>wann das letzte mal so richtig glücklich gewesen und wieso?
Dürfte schon länger her sein, ich kann mich zumindest nicht daran erinnern
>was habt ihr euch zuletzt vorgenommen,...
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SKELETON THREAD!
Post Skeletons in the name of October.
commencing the skeleton dump
skeleton blowjob woohoo!
Random tips/advice/info thread, one sentence or less.
Never drink Calories
Save and/or Invest at least 10% of every income you ever earn, no exceptions.
Don't focus on what she does or doesn't like, focus on how you can make yourself a more valuable and interesting human being.
Flossing and brushing regularly is important, but eliminating sugar solves 95% of the problem.
When writing, never use 'really', 'very', 'totally' etc, they're lazy bandages for your bad writing.
You can get free stuff on Amazon by reviewing stuff, even after Amazon USA shit the bed, just by getting a low reviewer ranking by reviewing lots of stuff
Ctrl + Shift + Tab opens the last Chrome tab you accidentally closed. Doesn't work when you're fapping incognito though
Most boards on 4chin have top 100 image infographics
/biz/ has a great list of finance books
/lit/ has a great list of books
/film/ has great lists of films
etc
Working out and not eating processed food accounts for about 90% of staying healthy and fit, and will get rid of that depressed lethargic feeling and mental cloudiness you always get
dont bother smoking weed while youre tripping
Do a blank search on steam, order by price descending and select 'has cards' and 'game'. Everything that costs less than $0.21c is free or gives you a few cents in steam wallet after you sell the cards on the market.
armpit thread. celebs, amateur, OC; hairy, smooth whatever
>>707068579
>>707069261
>>707069419
How fuckin' lonely are you, son?
ITT: WE OVERREACT TO SINGLES
>>707070907
that dude has alot of hair
CHECK MY SINGLES GUYS HURR
>>707071032
noice
Check these singles.
Famous women who aren't traditionally attractive, but you find attractive
>pic related
>>707059864
what the fuck are you talking about?
>>707059933
nice double dubs
>>707059933
its not a hard concept to get your head around m8
Idk why she gets so much hate, I'd slam that hole.
Post your career, age, and wage ITT, I'll start.
>Head Drive-Thru Attendant at Wendy's
>8.75 an hour plus tips
>37
>>707065432
tips? at a wendys?
what are you smoking?
>>707065561
I don't smoke. Smoking anything is for faggots that need something dick shaped in their mouth constantly.
No one on here has a career?
>>707065432
>unemployed
>20
>N/A
xD
loli thread lvl 19
they said it couldnt be done, but we are still doing it!
old thread:
>>707071359
>>707071359
>>707071359
>>707074433
welcome everyone to the new loli thread
Been here since 2 AM, now almost 12 hours later
>>707074608
waifu
This is supposed to be 20, some fuck repeated 18
NUDES GAME CONT
>>707067565
No number dump
Op with her pics still here?
>>707067565
>>707067630
That's true OP no number so dump
Same girl
>>707067680
Sorry wasn't true OP. Just want more wins of her.
RIP Trump?
Rump tip
Trip rump
>>707071883
now i'm voting for him twice
>>707071883
PC culture killed Trump.
Trips and you leave 4chan forever
Get
Give
Me
All
Your
I'm 27 and really bored with life. How does adult /b/ stay motivated and excited in life?
Also little bit of ylyl
>>707053447
>>707053447
Good question. I am 28 and feel the same way. I can't stand this mundane, rat race bullshit, day in and day out. Shit is boring and goes nowhere.
>>707053447
Are you in really good shape? If not, there is no better way to feel excited about life than being slim and fit. Literally everyone will want to either befriend you or engage in congress with you.
The Chicken Sushi continuation thread
Today we are gonna make people eat raw chicken by creating the hashtag #ChickenSushi thread. if played correctly this could end in a salmonella epedemic
Population control at it's finest
Let's make them eat the cake!
Lets get going /b/ros
discord?
loli thread lvl 18
dumping loli like our life depended on it
old thread:
>>707067041
>>707067041
>>707067041
http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/605/
>>707071426
welcome back loli bot
s/fur summed and multiplied
>>707070707
Holy shit. I wasn't expecting to actually get it.
Bleh, why can't heat sink instead of rise..?
>>707070707
Nicely done.
>>707070707
Holy get.
Cuck thread
Post you girls and others post how theyd fuck or rape them.
Bonus points for long stories.
>>707066233
Will do a story for story with her if anyone is down, would love it if she cheats on me in the story;)
Guys are we so politically correct and emasculated that we forgot that normal women want alpha males to GRAB THE PUSSY.
>>707053192
Literally who can say unironically say that do not want this gentleman as the Grabber-in-chief?
>>707053192
>>707053402
samefag
btw in 2005 Trump was a Democrat. He has changed
>>707053192
>damage controlling this hard
Trump Niggers, your fag has lost. Donors pulling out, the party ready to denounce him and more still to come!
It's fucking hilarious watching you faggots try and spin this as a positive :^)
>>707054750
>samefag
no shit. sometimes my brilliance comes as afterthoughts
over the next two weeks anyone who runs an animal shelter should invite Drump to visit. they can ask him if he wants to take a stray cat home.
and they can giggle behind their hands while he tries to work out what they mean.
You Boner You're Gay
sware up and down you're straight? Well then you should have no problem staying completely flaccid itt
Looks too manly to me, didn't even get a chubb. If it was a passable trap I probably would lose.
Don't have any gay porn on me sadly
Bumping
>>707058532
this
too much mass, not enough cute
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>707059213
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>707063415
Show me your stuff. Is there any random VST that you want to suggest me?
still here
