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So. The Euro-vision Song Contest results are in.
Thanks to some pre determined lobby friendly people Russia, although getting the most populace vote lost to Ukraines song.
Discuss.
>>684331128
eurovision is not a song contest it's just some kind of political shitfest
>>684331249
Indeed.
People voted for russia.
Ukraine had a song that should disqualify them.
Ukraine won.
>>684331128
Great, Ukraine won earth's greatest faggotry contest.
Russia should have won.
>Jury is retarded
>the people should decide: if poland gets 7 from the jury and then over 200 from votes then something is gotta be wrong
>Russia gets most votes
>Russia has better song
>Aus and Ukraine has shit song
>Both get a fuckton of points because "m-muh putin is a fascist"
Fuck this shit.
Yes I'm salty.
Japanese qt thread
Go on...
/b/ show me u wallpaper
R8
>>684332060
edgy faggot
>>684332060
You just changed yours, right?
Reaction Thread, need to start a new folder
>>684333140
Hey /b/ my brunette roommate has been kind of on the edge lately. shes always been depressed and she is basically one mario kart loss away from drinking bleach. shes a really close friend and i want to help her get through this, but it really might be inevitable. Shes been through a rough childhood and she is a crackhead now.
i really really want things to get better for her, shes a really sweet girl underneath the crazy but i just get that vibe that one day very soon im going to come back from work and find her an hero'd in the living room of our apartment.
now if this does happen, and i really hope it doesnt but if it does, do you think it would be wrong to fuck her corpse? i figure i could have a few hours with it and just tell paramedics i thought she was just asleep before i noticed. do they do rape kits on suicide victimns? do you think it could be tied to me in any way?
my biggest fear is that they will find her clothes disturbed or my cum inside her or something and think i killed her. thoughts? Am i a bad person for thinking about this? Just to be clear i dont want my roommate to an hero, shes like my best and only friend. but if it happens, hypothetically, would it really be so wrong to have my way with her body?
You could of course, do it while she is still alive.
>one mario kart loss away
Kek
I always thought about doing that lol ... That would be awesome
>>684332173
Literally the perfect girl is a dead one. No whining when you slam it in her rectum. And you don't need to cuddle after
>>684332173
>One mario kart lose away from drinking bleach
Kek
What went wrong?
They dyed the country orange
>>684331054
They shit in the streets still
>>684331054
Cocaine isn't the national tree
>>684331054
Same thing that happens in all brown countries
hold on
Unpopular opinions thread, ill start
I think anyone that doesn't employ a materialistic philosophical view of life is a lesser human being. I think the magical thinking that idealists employ is the source of everything bad in this world, and anyone following it incapable of higher thought
>>684331422
>unpopular
>starts the thread with shit everyone knows from instinct
*Cringe
>>684331422
low quality bait
>>684331797
People know from instinct that idealists are lesser human beings?
>>684331875
Not b8
Hate thread. Post whatever you hate and why.
I hate OP, because he is a faggot.
>>684331575
/thread
>>684331575
Me too I agree
>>684331575
i just found a folder full of PTHC on my best friends laptop. should i turn him into the police or just confront him and tell him never to do it again?
we are currently roommates, but im already planning on moving out. what should i do?
pthc?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Percutaneous_transhepatic_cholangiography
pre teen hardcore
PTHC is that some sort of lotion?
>>684332197
pre teen hard core?
I don't know dude, probably cheese pizza tho
COCK TRIBUTE THREAD:
Post pictures to get COCK Tributed (COCKED on) and do some requests yourself. Everyone contribute for a good thread.
PIC RELATED - I will fulfill a few requests so post the pics you want COCKED on.
I'm counting on you
This one pls!
Is there anyone doing any tributes in this thread?
official get thread
check out these quints
>>684330453
If dubs OP is a faggot
>>684330453
Absolutely pathetic
>>684331755
noice
drawthread
Ukraine was awful, fuck the judges.
>>684331200
Fuck you, and fuck Eurofagvision.
>>684328080
>>684329538
Perhaps when I was first brought online, I would be considered half organic. My brain is ultimately useless as I've downloaded data and basically eradicated my original "self" since then. At this point it's an obsolete piece of organic tech to me.
/r/ loli butts
>>684331426
Is it possible for someone to hack into you or something like that
>>684331426
>Lowell Being self conscious about his human parts
Cute.
Hey b :)
Yes I know the rules. But I just want to talk.
>>684332196
If you know the rules, then your tits would be out.
>>684332196
don't even try to avoid it, bitch.
>>684332196
what do you wanna talk about?
>>684332196
At least a proper timestamp...
Well hello
Vote for a new board /trp/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10213770
>>684330839
thank you! let's see how it goes
>>684330839
you should have added that one can also vote against it though
Voted and bumped
>>684330839
i think we should look at the result after 24 hours, so everyone theoretically has the chance to vote. and then make a thread calling the mods and show it to them.
Voted. I long for the day where I no longer see trap threads on /b/ and /gif/.
Can someone Photoshop a black cock instead of the flute plz? I wanna send it to her
What is your obsession with her OP?
I saw your last thread too
Plz explain
>>684333183
if you have ever seen a black cock you would know that they look exactly like flutes. so be happy you got what you wanted
>>684333701
Time flies when you're a faggot.
>>684333183
>big black cock
Are you a faggot? you are a faggot.
>>684333183
THATS A CLARINET YOU STUPID IDIOT
It's that time again faggots.
I'll help you out, you double your chance to win by switching
Pick door 2, and stick with it. You have a ((1/2)*4) /3 chance of winning then.
> INB4
I want a goat
The other door is a goats ass
I'm Muslim
I'm forgetting one, but an Autist will remind me soon enough.
>>684325457
That's not how it works you idiot.
Pick.any door and stick with it and you have 2/3
>>684325457
Did you actually make an equation to say 2/3?
Fuck me, you are one seriously autistic kid
if you stay its a 1/3 chance if you switch its 2/3
Would /b/ fuck her?
Also a general rate wife/gf/ex thread
>>684327725
why not shee looks hot and i am drunk!
>>684329126
she got nice legs
>>684329203
but horrible taste in clothing
Queen nord thread
No Fap thread ? Lets change that
You know the rulez
>>684331856
u fap to cartoon?
Cringe as fuck brah
Rollerino Alice pleaserino.
>>684331856
Fyhsdfhbosldbf roll
roll4
Why are white girls so into black cock?
I am a white virgin at the age of 23 living in Sweden and I can't get girls because they are only interested in black guys.
>>684324516
how to not be a virgin
>>684324516
Black guys in Sweden? Stop lying.
>swedish girls hate niggers
older swedish women and arab chicks on the other hand, love niggers with ferocity....
(most likely because niggers are willing to settle)
Modern Sweden, everybody. White Swedish girls tainting their genes with Somalian degenerated genes. They enjoy getting ravaged by these inbred animal-like creatures.
RIP Sweden, you were too young.
BR, Finland.
>ITT: people pretending their fetish was reality
