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Feminazi thread
>>681569933
>>681570077
So many dubs
>>681569529
YLYL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBE BrLsqm1A
>>681573624
>>681573624
>>681573624
lost already, time for bed
>ITT we find out if our Gender is real
If dubs your Gender exists
If singles your Gender is fake
If trips everyone in the thread is the same Gender as you
If Quads everyone in the world is the same Gender as you
>Helicoptersexual Pikachu-kin
>>681572802
heterosexual male
Pansexual moot-kin
>>681572802
no tbh fam
heterosexual female
>>681573022
no tbh fam is a gender?
We're taking your women & you'll do nothing to stop it,
high level double bluff but i know its compromised
Is that the end of the sentence?
Good. White women are sent to Earth by Satan. I'll stick with my cinnamon girl, thank you.
>>681575051
>>681575123
>>681575125
Elitist same-faggotry.
>>681574935
All that white trash is yours, don't worry
You have 13 seconds to explain why you're not voting for Hilary
well faggot donald - 2 leaves u with either 2 letters, na. Now add a 'h' to that 'na', at the end though. You now have my answer
I am voting for Hillary.
Everyone else running is batshit insane. She wins by default.
>>681570000
>why you're not voting for Hilary
Convicted felon
She's a cunt. nuff said
Hey /b/,
this is how close I came to killing myself about an hour ago.
>be me 60 min ago
>doing history HW
>father calls my name
>father never believes shit that I say
this becomes important
>I go to him
>he shows me my math grade
Strict father,
if I don't have straight A's, I'm fucked
>this isn't the first time I had this situation happen to me
>some of my teachers fuck me over
>this was new
>he shown me my math grade
>it's a fucking 87%
>he starts going ape shit on me
>fucking yelling at the top of his lungs
>I built my dream PC with over $2000 value
>he says he's selling it
>him being the old piece of shit he is, he'll probably sell it at the price of a Dell laptop from
2007
>saving up wasn't easy
>worked my ass of for that PC
>if he sells it, there goes 6 years of saving
>he goes to walk the dogs
>his keys are on the kitchen table
>has an Italian made M9 that is barely 1 year old
>keys to the gun are on the key chain
>start thinking
My life keeps going like this every day. This time, he isn't fucking around about selling my PC because of one grade.
Pic related, shooting range with the M9 about 2 months ago.
Cont?
>>681569248
How are you not Asian?
>>681569609
Good question.
First of all don't do it. Life will get better it's just a computer, it's fucked up what he is doing but still it's a object bo reason to off your self.
Second you might miss judging from that target.
Killing yourself won't really help anything. Is your mom in the picture? Does she have any say or is he controlling her too?
Take it easy OP and focus on school you'll be moving out soon anyways
Prove you aren't a weenie.
I ate a bucket of nails this morning.
Ill kill you.
Cmon, I wanna go to weenie hut
OP IS FAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
thanks for the GET faggot
ITT Creepshots
>>681570222
Nice trips.
>>681570694
nice
saved
s/fur
Time for scales Edition
by scales you meant bats
>>681579888
obey the trips
>>681579816
What a furfag!
Waifu claiming thread.
Bun Edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Yuno claim
>>681577048
Bah! I'll just take aleve
>>681577114
DUDE WEED LAMO
fuck those guys tbh
>>681577274
Cant take a challenge~?
>>681577336
Coming with them was worth it, it's absolutely hilarious to witness their shenanigans
>>681577541
bun thread claim
Kongou claimed for a little~
Thought i'd say goodnight here heh.
Sorry I didnt stay or talk as much! Life is busy sometimes. But it's all good
Goodnight! It's been real!
>Rubyanon
If your name gets called you go to sleep.
Go to sleep, Roger.
>>681578662
Sleep well jarred
goodnight adam
Fernando
>tfw hispanic
it's gettin late John
Sleep tight aaron
Old thread was deleted, but here's the new Baby-Rose request thread!!
Send me requests if you want, and feel free to send me messages on tumblr at any time!
your back!!!!!
Nate here
Here's my toys!
and here's my tumblr~
http://baby-rose.tumblr.com/
>>681577384
Nate
you can send me pics of ANYTHING and I will love it,
Panties in mouth please!
>>681577543
Thanks for your support, Nate!! Here's one you asked for!
fap roulette
>bonus
Cum Lovers
no one ever actually drink their cum
after you orgasm the desire goes away.
>>681562538
rolling
>>681562538
roll
>>681562538
roll dubs
>>681562701
any tips about that? JOI, CEI?
loli gif thread?
>>681569466
nice dubs
>>681570099
nice dubs
Hi op, saving the thread for you.
i'm sapphicsweetheart on tumblr, here to take your requests in order to hopefully gain more followers ~
Sharpie in pooper
Spread ass cheecks
>>681576664
Show da benis
>>681576664
Tits or gtfo Tumblr fag
Good evening Anonymous! Did you miss me on Monday?
Well, to make up for it, I'm starting early tonight.
Come in for advice, fortune-telling, or just a friendly chat.
![[mombassa drumbeats].webm](https://i.imgur.com/vkQDczw.jpg "[mombassa drumbeats].webm")
heres your bump
How many years til I die? am I dieing or is it all in my head?
>>681553591
Thank you! Here's a bucket in return. May it serve you as well as it has this shrine all these years.
Will I fuck an Asian or black girl in the future?
>>681553750
I don't usually do this, but... just this once.
>takes out a phone
>browses for a few minutes
Hmm.. according to this, you have 3454 Days, 7 hours, 30 minutes, and 5 seconds left to live.
Hello im that Loss prevention faggot who was responding in the shoplifter thread.
I currently have my apprehension quota met for the week and im dicking off here.
Ask me anything, also I dont mind on helping you with your technique or if youve been pinched and have a civil demand ask me how to get out of it.
After all its you shoplifter fags who put food on my table money on my rent and gas in my car and vidya in my pc and for that i thank you fags for that.
How do I not get caught?
>>681564817
Most common technique you catch?
>>681565297
Steal small things that add up
Small and expensive check for tags take it out of the box and put it in your pocket.
Buy something cheap like chips.
Dont look up at the cieling for cams thats an obvious tell.
>>681565858
Most common is the guy who looks around at end caps.
Most common tell is when you grab things without looking at its price
Protip: ponder over the item like if its going to be an actual budget decision.
If i see you grab something for 15.99 and walk off like nothing it raises a flag
>>681566300
This is actually decent advice. You work in a bookstore?
Pics of girls you saved from other anons, pics you shouldn't share, blah blah... just post some amateur nudes
I ain't got none but bump
Even though she looks nothing like this now this photo is pretty hot. I love her big nips. I wanna bite them so fucking bad.
>>681570895
what does she look like now?
/b/ we add the word NIGGER or NIGGERS to the beginning or ending of a movie or replace a word in that title.
I will start
DeadNigger ( DeadPool)
>>681541146
Howard The Nigger ( Howard The Duck)
Nigger Thread (Lame Thread) Kinda actually works there.
>>681541258
Teenage Mutant Nigger Turtles
(Ninja)
Charlie and the Nigger factory
>>681541408
Nigger detected
Nigger can't read ( movie title)
NIGGER !
Waifu claiming thread.
Claim your waifu and discuss
other rules etc. .
Thank you.
Obligatory claim.
nice and quiet
>>681569157
Milk.
>>681569499
Indeed.
>>681569499
How I like it.
>>681569598
Milkers.
