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What are the best, non-lethal ways to torture someone? Help.
- Tearing off finger nails w/ pliers
- Beating them
>>674506002
>friendzone
>>674506159
not a bad idea
Honestly sleep deprivation.
>>674506002
Tear out their tendons?
You could give someone shittons of burns before they'd come close to death, or even cuts. Like 1000 cig burns overtime on someone.
Alright /b/, lets get a dubs thread going
>>674506551
>>674506804
>>674506830
Faggots. You dont have dubs like me
Like
>>674506989
>be me
>friend wasnt in school today
>dont think much of it
>message him asking about it when i get home
>doesnt answer
>ask in a group chat with a bunch of my friends
>find out hes suicidal
>get very scared
>he still isnt answering
>fearing for the life of a friend
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>>674505605
Go over there, dummy.
>>674505755
i cant, i dont have a car
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>>674506000
Get a ride. Call the cops and send them. Send another friend.
>>674505605
an hero as well, you worthless cunt
roll for a gud fap
ok
>>674504787
rolling
k3k
Okdokie
swedish roll
General trap/cd/sissy/etc thread with a question. Why do YOU personally like traps and what not? what about them?
(not judging. Just wondering)
I don't prefer them over say women, I'm just attracted to feminine things and a hole is a hole and my penis doesn't much care.
OP here: I like Traps because I dont have one. I have had sex with plenty of women. It got more and more boring. I was so out of it that I didn't even get to cum that last new times.
So its just new, something that has no emotion behind it. Im comfortable with myself and am not afraid to say the penis does not bother me.
So its just a level of not being able to obtain the people in the pics.
>>674506815
Thats a fair response. So its the pure feminine factor.
How about a battle station thread you faggots?
>>674505304
sounds good, just taking a pic
>>674505849
>>674505304
Anyone else get a partial chub from the 2 pictures?
>>674506106
It's the ultra wide monitors dude.
Get's me every time
auld pic is auld
https://youtu.be/318fAT1YXr8
Facebook Feet thread. Let's Try again. I just missed it.
>>674506544
Webm from Argentina? <3 <3
<3 <3
<3 <3
>>674504250
Que vas a filmar en ese pays, sacas el celular y te lo afanan jaja
>>674504250
Aguante Menem carajo
>>674504250
OP es un pelotudo.
Ya empiesen con los webm de negros
si la haces con carpa podes filmar
Dubs or 69 decide what I say to this obsessive hambeast.
Send me tits baby
text me again and I'll come find you and slit your throat. I'm not kidding.
Send me nudes so I can whack off
i fuck your mom last night
Check'em
How do you find Craigslist sluts all I can find are bots
You don't.
They're either all men, or disgusting, old, 400 pound bitches with 30 cats. You will not find attractive women on CL who will fuck you for free.
Attractive pussy has value. It is never simply given away.
>>674502563
Wish what's wrong with a cat? I have one. :/
>>674502251
Use fetlife instead anon.
Much better imho.
>>674502700
Nothing's wrong with having a cat, aside from the fact that they're obnoxious little shits who don't give a single fuck about you and people who have them get way too attached to them.
When you have 30 of them, though, that's some fucked up shit.
>>674502880
Teach us the secrets of fetlife. They all seem to be fat and/or already taken.
PART 2
YOU FALL IN LOVE, YOU LOSE
YOU SAVE, YOU POST 2
There is absolutely nothing wrong with being Black or a Jew, and nothing you say will ever make it so.
>>674504579
ok. get the fuck out snowflake
Having to say there's nothing wrong with it shows that most people know there's something wrong with it.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with being a pedophile either.
>>674504579
shut up nigger
>>674504579
I concur.
Bored Anon here, will bubble pics of girl if I want to add to my collection. Probably do it for 30-60mins.
Girl from last thread, but I won't be fag like last op.
>>674506433
Bubble her pls.
CUM TRIBUTE THREAD:
Post pictures to get Cum Tributed (cummed on) and do some requests yourself. Everyone contribute for a good thread.
PIC RELATED - I will fulfill a few requests so post the pics you want cummed on
>>674505475
Do you like her OP?
Last one 404 add name below keep it coming
Not_a_dj
paranoid200
bluebellows
>>674502936
xaviertrenegade
have some fresh OC
Dgc4571
This guy slaps your Gf's ass
What do?
I'd slap his ass
>>674504311
kick him in the face
fuck his tight litte asshole on the spot
>>674504311
>Slap his ass back
>Invites me back to his gym
>Talks in a sexy Colombian accent
>I kiss him ever so softly
>He beats me with big black dildos
I'm fucking diamonds right now /b/
My girlfriend is from Vietnam
Would you bang my girlfriend?
>>674504604
No. She has small titties, i like big jiggly titties
No I'm a real fag
Id bang a lot of people... And animals...
>>674504604
Absolutely yes
That face made me diamonds
Another one for you
Faces of /b/ thread
>>674505051
Cmon I want to socialize through the anonymous internet board
Sorry for quality... had to use a shitty phone.
>>674505912
Well fuck that then
>>674505051
my bacon is on fire
Well, I almost got laid. But she wanted to fuck in a public place so I said no. Am I autistic?
No, I wouldn't fuck in public either. You're fine. If you aren't comfortable with something and decide against it that doesn't make you retarded. If this were you pussying out on trying a new dish sure... but youre just normal human garbage.
>>674503043
it was a trap. if you had said yes she would have called you a perv.
>>674504695
It was a fat girl on her birthday. She wanted the D bad.
>>674503043
Should have just went to an unused beach or something (and walked in a direction for a good 10 min), or took your car to the wilderness.
Honestly, not that difficult here.
>>674504607
This makes my dick feel less bad, thanks.
dumping here ya go.
