If you roll dubs you send a message to the last girl you talked to and write "wtf someone stole my toilet seat" with this pic
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>>684118754
ill roll on this
>>684118754
tfw the last girl I talked to has seen my dick
>>684118754
So then what do I do with these trips?
>>684118754
Mommy nooo!
It's a boy and he thinks I'm a girl, so have fun.
> 7 gets
>>684119045
I've just been playing with my tight pussy. I've got juice everywhere.
>>684119045
OP liar!
show moar
Do you like gay nazi porn?
>>684119186
Roll
Home alone all weekend, want to do some kinky shit when it comes to masturbating. Already masturbated using step-moms panties, put her little vibrator up my butt (no homo). Give me suggestions on some weird/kinky/really good masturbation methods while people are away for a while.
Stay naked with a butt plug
Bump, I'm alone all the weekend as well and this could be fun.
>>684119776
No butt plug i'm afraid, thinking about making a toilet roll pocket pussy with a condom but meh i've done it before
>>684119427
Hire a hooker, fuck her in your step mom's bed
ask a guy who is building a youtube channel anything.
>>684117960
do 30 sec vids like howtobasic
>>684118050
i refuse to make autism,
so my channel is growing really slowly,
what is the name of your channel?
>>684117960
>building a youtube channel
>building
wtf does that even mean?
Anyone have a thing for censored porn? Posting what I have.
You jelly /b/? been hitting that for a couple weeks.
>>684119437
Probably the most grossest ass I have ever seen..
Gz anon.. lol
>>684119437
Bitch look like hank hill from the back
>>684119437
okay, a little jelly
nah.. its just the angle.. yup jelly
ITT: We make really cool crystals, and post results! Okay, so this is easy, you should have all of the chemicals needed around the house! You'll need around 5-over 9000 pennies (or copper coin from your country) and a straw, put these aside. Get a clear jar, scoop 2 tablespoons of salt into it, and 1 tablespoon of baking soda. Now the first important ingredient should be in the bathroom cleaning supplies. Ammonia (any brand) Pour it in until the jar is 2/3 of the way full (as tall as you want the crystals to grow) The last ingredient is laundry bleach (careful not to spill on your clothes!) fill the rest of the jar. Now drop the pennies isnto the bottom, and quickly take the straw and blow bubbles onto the pennies to get the crystals going. You should begin to see stringy crystals from after about 30 seconds of blowing. That's it! The pink and purple some frm the production of copper-calciphate using the C02 in your own breath! (blowing until your dizzy actually increases the C02 in your breath, giving you better colors)
Attached image is after 10 minutes of blowing!
I did this yesterday from last post, it turned it out great!
<bleach
>ammonia
enjoy your painful death.
Wow, this is amazing!
I did this when I saw it in another thread and almost died, spent the last night in hospital don't do it guys
Fucked up porn threat
http://www.xvideos.com/video19942451/asian_with_monster_nipples_fuck
Thats one estus flask looking nipple.
Name?
>>684117334
Robert, and who are you?
bump holy shit
Should I watch this?
>>684118287
Yes
There are better shows to waste your time on.
>>684118287
Definitely
What are your thoughts /b/?
I graduate high school in less than two weeks, I'm 18. I am not going to college due to a series of bad decisions throughout my life, I never even thought I'd make it this far. I'm absolutely worthless and useless. My question is, how fucked is my life going to be as someone who isn't going to college? I know of tons of people who are doing fine without it, I understand that most do, but it also depends on the person. I'm talking about this day and age, how much is it going to suck? Will I live a shitty job until I decide to kill myself? Will I be homeless?
>>684117067
18s nothing u got 7 years enough time to regenerate and replace every single type of cell in your body before you are actually expected to have done anything, nows the time to do it, you are new born, assuming no permanent debilitations/injuries, choose something and go for it
when you encounter a problem/roadblock on this path, format it
in carl sagans cosmos he gives an example of how issac newton started out as an autodidatic polymathist,
story goes he was randomly walking through town one day no ambitions and encountered a book on "modern" physics, he started reading the book, when he got to a part he didnt understand, he in turn sought out a book to understand that, and likewise and so on until he got to a point of thorough axiomatic understanding of all topics relevent to the topic interest and initial starting point and continued from there, went through his life in this vein.
look for that initial spark, then do it, after that its motivation, focus, clarity
i find the big 3 of gym/sex/pot help most but thats just my personal subjection to my own point within the space time of our existence on the third planet.
>>684117067
One never knows. It a “rat race” after all. If you have guts you will deliver. Education helps of course, but social skills and “networking” are very important too.
>>684118279
What if I don't have either of those?
basically 0%
start watching videos on youtube about success and motivation. i'll link you to one in particular that gives a good perspective to changing your life, and I personally attest to its authenticity.
I cured my own depression, drug abuse and lost 110 pounds with an attitude of constant strive and success attitude.
Dont be scared of pain or failure bro, stay grinding
fuck it start rolling
rollerino
About time
ravioli ravioli what's in the pocketoli
Reroll
Give me some D&D character ideas.
Sounds fun, right? I'd go to /tg/, but we all know /b/ has the best ideas.
>>684119296
What edition?
>>684119532
I'm looking for ideas, personalities, quirks, and the like, so the edition shouldn't /really/ matter.
I am, sadly, playing 4th, though.
>>684119532
Does it fucking matter it's a character not a fucking game
Roll a halfing faggot. Equip nothing but a chickens roped to each hand and a tiny thong
>>684119968
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Hey /b/ros I just had to give up on another semester of school because of my depression. No therapist has helped at all. what are some solid tips to help get me through this.
>>684117283
Get laid.
My problem was I don't have a car.
Don't go to college without a car.
Any relationship you form in college without a car will fall apart.
They'll get picked up on by some other guy who probably had their parents buy him a car.
Also, do not have relationships in college.
The girls are often sluts, and got good reason too.
There's a strategy called stringing which women like to do at that age. They want to form a circle of admirers as an instinctive survival mechanism. The surrounding munchkin betas are immediately willing to provide her any protection and support. Don't be fooled by muscles either, the guy still hanging around her and not getting any is a beta trying to prove himself.
Get a job first, build a little capital, but supplies to live comfortably while studying. Have a car.
This is where I'm at right now. I'm saving to buy a car and then get back to college. Kinda sucks I'm not blessed with rich parents but, whatever.
>>684117283
Also, work out.
Get fit.
When you're fit people are naturally attracted to you.
Forget working hard to make friends, draw them to you with the gravitational pull of your biceps.
>>684117283
Also! Listen to motivational speakers. I personally love Jim Rhon.
O find what really gets me down is a sense of no direction.
Jim Rhon helps me with a sense of direction.
Don't listen to I've One Direction. That's a horrible boy band.
>>684118508
>>684118201
>>684117283
I was in the same position as you OP but I'm going for Chemical Engineering and I think I finally managed to turn things around. This guy gives some good hints and such, and working out definitely helps in liking yourself more which is likely a reason you're so depressed. The best sort of advice I can give though is give yourself purpose. As a man, we thrive when we're given purpose and drive into something meaningful, like careers and studies. Give yourself goals through out the day like hitting the gym, hanging out with your friend, finishing all you can so you can feel accomplished . And give yourself long term goals as well, no matter what you decide to be while you're in college, be the best you can absolutely be at it. These things are the true keys to fighting off that depression for good and being happy.
Post potatos
How many McDonald's cheeseburgers can you eat in a row? My record is 17. If you can't eat at least 10, kill yourself.
Inb4 "I'm vegan"
>>684118684
dude I love cheeseburgers but what the fuck man, who fucking buys that's much mcdonalds? Usually get 2-3 double cheeseburgers and some fries. I do remove bottoms buns on two and make myself a fat quad cheeseburger.
>>684118684
18 here, how many mcdoubles can you eat doe faggot
>>684118684
McDonald's is shit, so is most fast food. If you enjoy eating that cardboard like shit, kys.
You know the name of this anime ??
4chan pls: D
hmm
>>684119349
tried whatanime.ga ?
Monitoring
Kodomo no jikan
Got some nice upskirt today at college. Anyone else got some
>>684119326
share bro
>>684119326
Got anymore?
>>684119431
I got one more
the other day i got posted on here saying i was creepy and i want you all to know you are all the creepy ones and i get loads of girls so im not a 'fag' this face is what pulls all of them
fuck all of you loners
>>684119785
Hodor
>>684119969
HODOR!
>>684119785
Hodor? Hodor Hodor!? HODOR!!!
FUCK YOU I DON'T LOOK LIKE HODOR
Celeb Thread
Your turn
https://www.politicalcompass.org/
>>684118573
Fuck Communism
>>684118573
I think most reasonable people with a brain are around the middle , leaning towards libertarianism.
Just a shame that so few politicians hang out in that area.
