What's an easy, painless way to commit suicide that I can achieve with basic home stuffs?
stop being a pussy and pick up a phone and call a therapist
>>767277518
I already go to a therapist. They don't help. They have a tendency to talk about the problems but never solve them.
There is much beauty in the world. Don’t leave it all undiscovered. The tears you cry are only a fraction of what you’d cry if you saw it all.
Make your life worth living, if you’re willing to look for ways to add purpose listen to Jordan peterson
FB/IG Fap Thread
http://www.pixsense.net/site/v/5609842#2980&5609842
http://www.pixsense.net/site/v/5609840#2980&5609840
http://www.pixsense.net/site/v/5609838#2980&5609838
http://www.pixsense.net/site/v/5609836#2980&5609836
http://www.pixsense.net/site/v/5609834#2980&5609834
Which one?
she was my teacher and usually hides those monster tits i remember the first time i saw them clearly during class i couldn't focus at all for the rest of the semester i could only think about banging her in the school desk watching her gigantic tits bounce
but oh well i had to set with masturbation thinking about that
>>767281807
Right
>>767281807
Continue with right pls
anyone have more of this girl?
bump
bump x2
/b/ump
rebump
Which would you say is harder, Super Mario Bros. 1 or the Legend of Zelda?
>>767272072
Bump my friend and I are arguing over tjis
>>767272072
Zelda, I had to learn to read in order to play it. Pissed me off at the time but knowing how to read when I was a toddler was actually pretty handy. Made my parents life hell though.
Of course Zelda. SMB1 has only two forms of mobility (running and jumping), three kinds of power-ups, and strict linear level design (your main quest is to move right while not colliding with any enemy and not falling off the level).
>>767272862
>>767272337
I have tried explaining this too him, plus it has many cryptic secrets, but he insists the reaction time needed for smb and the fact it has limited continues makes it harder
Wife’s in sexy lingerie.. pic is my actual wife
9 outta 10 will nut to
>>767277511
Nice, let's see more of her
>>767277646
>>767277814
Nice work on bagging her bro, please keep posting her. I'd love to see those tits
To men 6 foot or taller, could you date a girl that's taller than you even when she's barefoot?
>>767275618
Holy fuck, that's scaring!
Non. Never.
Yes i would she could have amazing footjobs, toes in the anus, her grappling skills during intercourse & play fighting, & she could prop you on her shoulders if you're at a concert & can't see the artists
>>767275960
Give amazing fjs then there's the reaching for a kitten in the tree while you two are on a date at the park or something
celeb thread for cool kids
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i9aDciTlCxs
Best bread!
ITT we conjure a LIKELY number of cocks the slut posted has taken. More points if you specify where (mouth, pussy, ass) and how (bareback, facial, handjob, creampie) the cocks were taken
>>767273277
10
2 for ass
1 facial
7 creampies
>>767273277
32 mouth, swallowed every load
>>767273443
16
8 mouth
5 ass
3 pussy
>>767273443
The face of a slut ruined by cocks. She probably has fucked every single one she had in front of herself.
How old is she? 28? Probably 4 before turning 20, and no less than 15/20 after that.
>be me
>make a machine that can take me to alternate universes
>decide to go to an alternate universe where the axis won world war 2
>i go in expecting a horrible dystopia
>everyone is blonde haired blue eyed white and speak German that is not a surprise
>everyone is polite
>there is no crime
>technology is far more advanced
>obesity is nothing but a fairytale here
>world hunger and poverty have been eradicated
>life expectancy is the highest i have ever seen
>THERE ARE FUCKING COLONIES ON THE MOON AND OTHER PLANETS FOR FUCK SAKE
>mfw this universe is so much better than our universe
>mfw if the axis won the war in our timeline we could of got the same thing
>mfw i don't want to go back
>mfw this is a utopia not a dystopia
one of us one of us one of us
>>767276051
>You then turn on the Hologram machine
>See him in his glory the great leader
>Pewdiepie
>In all his wisdom he's the one who brought you to this utopia
>Choosing your likeness to breed women and bring new life into the world.
> OP, are you blonde haired and blue eyed like me??, he says
>>767276051
>could of
You can't even make words work properly, how you gonna say you made an alternate reality machine thingy
>>767276701
Blonde hair blue eyes reporting in
Bimbo
Perfect plastic fuck dolls
pix u want to share. she's so hot and you need to show others how hot she is/was
I SHO' HOPES I MAKES IT OUTTA HERE
>>767279443
Take me with you!
>>767279443
go back nigger
>>767279443
Long way to go niggard
Well well well what do we have here, boys! A nigger on the loose!
Well, what does he say?
>>767276863
Would you?
>>767276863
"DADDY!"
Who wins /b/ ?
>>767277450
I feel like it's close but the bear would normally win.
>>767277526
Not even close. Bear.
Gorillas are worthless pieces of shit that can't even keep off the endangered list.
>>767277450
Bear, both similar in strength but the bear has the sharp claws that can really do some damage.
Drawthread
Noone creates - I will Edition
You're the hero we don't deserve
Requesting Roderick Strong applying a sleeper hold on Nui Harime
https://imgur.com/OKROci3
requesting parappa popping a huge zit on his nose
Requesting a small comic telling the following story.
The first panel shows a little boy and his string puppet. The string puppet is wearing a white wedding dress, has red lips, has blond hair, blue eyes and has a beauty mark on her face. In this panel the boy is seen holding her and promising to her that when he grows up, he is going to marry her. The background should be an attic.
The second panel shows him as a young man going up the attic after a long time of not being up their. And while he is reminiscing about the past memories, he discovers a dusty box. He wonders what could be inside of it.
The third panel is him opening the box and seeing the string puppet he played with when he was younger. But her dress is not as white anymore. The blue eyes have lost the shine they once had. And the red lip stick has nearly vanished. He then remembers all the good times and says that he is going to fix her.
The fourth panel is showing him holding her all fixed and clean again. He then also starts to remember the promise he made about marrying her. He wishes that he could do that. Upon hearing that the eyes began to shine again.
The last panel shows him laying on the ground with the string puppet having grown into a full human being. (still a string puppet though). Her sitting on top of him and asking him with tears in her eyes: "Will you marry me?"
This is how she should look like in the last panel:
The body shape, breast size and nipples should look like this (1):
https://tbib.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2681815
The cross (without the strings) that puppeteers use to control should be attached to her back like this(2): https://wikimon.net/File:Pinochimon.jpg
The wedding dress in the last panel should look like this(3):
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2778851
Bump.
How does a pussy feels like?
>>767276940
Like working without getting paid
>>767276940
More to the point, what is that thing? Is that a strap-on, or like a wrap for a real dick?
I've never seen that before.
>>767276940
A bag of sand, or a pile of salty coins.
>>767277049
Bad dragon dildo strap on, I've seen the whole video, not that great tbh.
What would /b/ do to my ex who cheated on me?
We were together for half a year and I loved her so much.
Whoever gets dubs gets a pic and a special post about her
roll
Push her up against the wall holding her by the throat and fuck her. The small frame is so hot, showing her what dominance looks like as I take her
I’d hit her
Rollll
In this thread we bitch about popular opinions that are just fucking wrong. I'll begin.
Teen spirit by nirvana is a cookie cutter, by the numbers pop song, and is not the greatest song of all time, or the greatest song of the nineties.
>>767279205
>the greatest song of all time, or the greatest song of the nineties.
Never heard anyone ever say this...
>>767279246
I have. A lot. And it's wrong.
>>767279246
i'm with that anon.
fuck you OP, fucking millenial youngling.
>>767279205
>In this thread we bitch about popular opinions that are just fucking wrong
Obama was a great President and is not a corrupt lying sack of shit who systematically destroyed the United States.
Which sister gets your dick?
>>767277729
I want to keep my dick. I like it.
The left
>>767277852
All yours
>>767277890
Anymore she's actually cute af. They both are but the angle of the photo makes her shorter which gets me diamonds
asian girl thread. post your asians, clothed or unclothed
>>767276634
starting with tight, sexy ashley on the right here
>>767277070
wow, more?
>>767276912
i want to look into those eyes and my cock sinks deep inside her
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