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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
anyone have more of this girl?
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Which would you say is harder, Super Mario Bros. 1 or the Legend of Zelda?
>>767272072
Bump my friend and I are arguing over tjis
>>767272072
Zelda, I had to learn to read in order to play it. Pissed me off at the time but knowing how to read when I was a toddler was actually pretty handy. Made my parents life hell though.
Of course Zelda. SMB1 has only two forms of mobility (running and jumping), three kinds of power-ups, and strict linear level design (your main quest is to move right while not colliding with any enemy and not falling off the level).
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>>767272337
I have tried explaining this too him, plus it has many cryptic secrets, but he insists the reaction time needed for smb and the fact it has limited continues makes it harder
>>767272072
Mario can be beaten in less than 7 minutes. Zelda is obviously harder.
Wife’s in sexy lingerie.. pic is my actual wife
9 outta 10 will nut to
>>767277511
Nice, let's see more of her
>>767277646
>>767277814
Nice work on bagging her bro, please keep posting her. I'd love to see those tits
Hot as hell! Love got girls
To men 6 foot or taller, could you date a girl that's taller than you even when she's barefoot?
>>767275618
Holy fuck, that's scaring!
Non. Never.
Yes i would she could have amazing footjobs, toes in the anus, her grappling skills during intercourse & play fighting, & she could prop you on her shoulders if you're at a concert & can't see the artists
>>767275960
Give amazing fjs then there's the reaching for a kitten in the tree while you two are on a date at the park or something
>>767275618
Absolutely tall girls are fucking beautiful. Anyone got any advice on how to win over a giant?
celeb thread for cool kids
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i9aDc iTlCxs
Best bread!
![1472412544984[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bJvaYbf.jpg "1472412544984[1].jpg")
ITT we conjure a LIKELY number of cocks the slut posted has taken. More points if you specify where (mouth, pussy, ass) and how (bareback, facial, handjob, creampie) the cocks were taken
>>767273277
10
2 for ass
1 facial
7 creampies
>>767273277
32 mouth, swallowed every load
>>767273443
16
8 mouth
5 ass
3 pussy
>>767273443
The face of a slut ruined by cocks. She probably has fucked every single one she had in front of herself.
How old is she? 28? Probably 4 before turning 20, and no less than 15/20 after that.
>>767273770
Awkward slut. Most hand and mouth. Probably jerked off 5 guys and sucked another 5.
I bet she scared away all the 20 cocks that was ready to penetrate her cunt, but 3 or 4 managed to. Still not defiled with male sperm in her womb.
>be me
>make a machine that can take me to alternate universes
>decide to go to an alternate universe where the axis won world war 2
>i go in expecting a horrible dystopia
>everyone is blonde haired blue eyed white and speak German that is not a surprise
>everyone is polite
>there is no crime
>technology is far more advanced
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one of us one of us one of us
>>767276051
>You then turn on the Hologram machine
>See him in his glory the great leader
>Pewdiepie
>In all his wisdom he's the one who brought you to this utopia
>Choosing your likeness to breed women and bring new life into the world.
> OP, are you blonde haired and blue eyed like me??, he says
>>767276051
>could of
You can't even make words work properly, how you gonna say you made an alternate reality machine thingy
>>767276701
Blonde hair blue eyes reporting in
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>>767276930
You do realize that the whole
>blond hair
>blue eyes
thing was Uncle Adolph's ideal, but that he had absolutely no problem with other breeds of Caucasian.
Also, in case you were wondering, good old Uncle Addie was pretty diverse in his hiring policies. So long as you were a German National Socialist, he didn't...
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Bimbo
Perfect plastic fuck dolls
pix u want to share. she's so hot and you need to show others how hot she is/was
I SHO' HOPES I MAKES IT OUTTA HERE
>>767279443
Take me with you!
>>767279443
go back nigger
>>767279443
Long way to go niggard
Well well well what do we have here, boys! A nigger on the loose!
>>767279443
Get back to work nigger.
Well, what does he say?
>>767276863
Would you?
>>767276863
>>767276863
"DADDY!"
Who wins /b/ ?
>>767277450
I feel like it's close but the bear would normally win.
>>767277526
Not even close. Bear.
Gorillas are worthless pieces of shit that can't even keep off the endangered list.
>>767277450
Bear, both similar in strength but the bear has the sharp claws that can really do some damage.
>>767277450
You're mom
Drawthread
Noone creates - I will Edition
You're the hero we don't deserve
Requesting Roderick Strong applying a sleeper hold on Nui Harime
https://imgur.com/OKROci3
requesting parappa popping a huge zit on his nose
Requesting a small comic telling the following story.
The first panel shows a little boy and his string puppet. The string puppet is wearing a white wedding dress, has red lips, has blond hair, blue eyes and has a beauty mark on her face. In this panel the boy is seen holding her and promising to her that when he grows up, he is going to marry her. The background should be an attic.
The second panel shows him as a young man going up the attic after a long time of not being up their. And while he is reminiscing about the past memories, he discovers a dusty box....
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Bump.
Do I go to sleep? Or stay up for the rest of the morning and doodle Betty Draper
How does a pussy feels like?
>>767276940
Like working without getting paid
>>767276940
More to the point, what is that thing? Is that a strap-on, or like a wrap for a real dick?
I've never seen that before.
>>767276940
A bag of sand, or a pile of salty coins.
>>767277049
Bad dragon dildo strap on, I've seen the whole video, not that great tbh.
>>767277103
That's a clever way to use it.
What would /b/ do to my ex who cheated on me?
We were together for half a year and I loved her so much.
Whoever gets dubs gets a pic and a special post about her
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Push her up against the wall holding her by the throat and fuck her. The small frame is so hot, showing her what dominance looks like as I take her
I’d hit her
Rollll
Rollin fag
In this thread we bitch about popular opinions that are just fucking wrong. I'll begin.
Teen spirit by nirvana is a cookie cutter, by the numbers pop song, and is not the greatest song of all time, or the greatest song of the nineties.
>>767279205
>the greatest song of all time, or the greatest song of the nineties.
Never heard anyone ever say this...
>>767279246
I have. A lot. And it's wrong.
>>767279246
i'm with that anon.
fuck you OP, fucking millenial youngling.
>>767279205
>In this thread we bitch about popular opinions that are just fucking wrong
Obama was a great President and is not a corrupt lying sack of shit who systematically destroyed the United States.
I hate how swiss cheese is the best tasting cheese but due to holes there is less to enjoy
Which sister gets your dick?
>>767277729
I want to keep my dick. I like it.
The left
>>767277852
All yours
>>767277890
Anymore she's actually cute af. They both are but the angle of the photo makes her shorter which gets me diamonds
>>767277729
They're both pretty sweet, there's really not much in it.
asian girl thread. post your asians, clothed or unclothed
>>767276634
starting with tight, sexy ashley on the right here
>>767277070
wow, more?
>>767276912
i want to look into those eyes and my cock sinks deep inside her
thanks to /b/, I used to be straight but am now bisexual
any advice on how to go about dealing with this /b/ros?
>>767278335
Start wearing socks and a wig becasue "traps aren't gay" you fucking faggot.
>>767278335
I fucking love true detective
>>767278384
but they are, that's what started it and now I'm fapping to hot twinks
>>767278384
more deep fried emojis pl0x
>>767278335
Be prepared for people to call you indecisive and untrustworthy in a relationship due to their own insecurities. If you end up being a bottom and later end up in a relationship with a girl, hold off on saying you are a bottom.
FB/IG/VSCO FAP THREAD
>>767280106
wow! who is this beauty i'm fapping at?
Re-posting my butterface friend because someone else said they were fapping to her and I want him to be able to finish.
Want more?
unsee cc/f2b4880c/
