>be me
>2010
>super into all that edgy hacker shit
>whatev
>i somehow put together a functional virus
>go on omegle looking for ppl to test it on
>talking to some guy named richard
>seemslegit.jpg
>think up a story for how to send him this makeshift fuckin exe
>uh hey im actually a game developer
>"oh really? what kind of game is it?"
>I-Its a puzzle game actually. ya i made it in rpg maker
>he actually becomes rly interested
>yeah i uhhh i have a build here if u wanna playtest it
>"really??? sure!! id love to"
>mfw
>upload it to some obscure file sharing site
>send bitly link
>he runs it
>"New User! SEAN-PC2"
>it fucking worked
>holy fuck
>also this bitches name isnt richard lol
>sean ass sean
>this is gonna be a lot of fun
>get a few more ppl to dl my virus
>mostly pretty boring
>sean is the first
>sean is my magnum opus
cont?
>cont?
No.
>>686422444
Go ahead faggot
As long as it doesn't turn out to be gay.
Go on
How does a nice, passing tgirl get a nice man to take care of who doesn't expect to get it in the ass or any weird non-feminine crap?
It seems most men want a "vers" tgirl (who fucks dudes in the ass...like how many women really do this?) or cannot think of us in any way but a caricature of a nonentity. Or maybe that's my fault for living in the South. Either way, I'm sick of being a secret or stigmata even though I can pass 100% and never been clocked for years. Seriously, if you just wanna fuck then say so. I'm okay with FWBs, I don't wanna meet your family and friends if we're just fucking so what gives. Don't pretend you might date me then act like you're 12 the whole night and lolol we can't see eachother because made-up bullshit and I'm the unstable, immature one. You're over 30, so act like it. I don't pretend to want to marry you, or become something together. I couldn't care less keeping a job and running my life without your kind of baggage. I know you just wanna fuck, and I'm okay with with that. I think you're shallow and childish, why would I wanna strike out with you and double my workload? But your cock is nice, so let me have it and I'll kick you out when I'm finished draining it, faggot.
All I want is someone like who you are describing? Just someone nice.
plz cum bb
Why the sandy vagina?
>>686417915
jesus christ shut the fuck up. nobody cares, stop whining like a bitch
sage
roll dubs for nudes
Please, keep them.
>>686419512
stay dressed please
>>686419512
Ugly but roll
rolling once for this hamplanet
Post grls you know and anon tells you what porn they should do
REPLY FOR REPLY FAGGOTS
>>686420412
BDSM, she looks like she wants to be hit.
>>686421115
Tiny titys pinched and pulled as she gets spit roasted
>>686421115
Pisswhore porn. Kneeling in a bathtub with four guys around her pissing all over her. She kneels down and drinks everything left over.
>>686421450
Gets blacked in the ass for a few hours until she is leaking blood and cum
Since im banned from /pol/ lets start a /pol/ inside /b/. Woke brothas get in here and name the jews
>>686410498
Lmao ur mad stupid
>>686410654
>h3h3 fan
>>686410498
What did you do to be banned from /pol/?
>>686410781
why is south america black? im pretty sure whites are the majority in some countries there...
new thread
Actually do Dubs decide this time OP
gvbnvbvbnvbn
"Listen, if you don't transfer (insert amount of dollars here) to my (paypal / money account here ) account, you're going to be next who is going to be hacked.
Bubble request thread
Good evening /b/,
I'll take your bubble requests and upload the results while waiting for Batman Arkham City to finish downloading.
why not
please
bump - op you workin on any of these?
Over 3,5 years ago I met my boyfriend (or fiance now) on here in a trapthread. I just wanted to thank /b/ for existing as im getting married to him next year.
Some side info, he was 17 and I was 16, it was just his fetish to wear panties and stuff, and I'm a girl who's into that. So thanks
Pic Related, its me trying to shove a double dildo into both holes at the same time (last year)
Bullshit
>>686418953
B&?
fucking wack ass bullshit you got going there
need some recent pics with time stamp op
Midway with two fingers
>>686419205
Hairbrush soon
>>686419205
>>686419205
Nice OP, now put that brush against your beautiful pussy and slowly start to push it in.
>>686419347
>>686419289
>>686419205
F U C K O F F S A M E F A G
Post back and neck
s/fur
h/fur
I/fur
its all good overhere
cya later maximoo
one last thing to say goodbye
requesting casual furs
Game Of Thrones crackpot theories thread.
>bran is going to warg into the whitewalkers, and the battle between ice and fire WILL happen, but it will be stark vs targaryen.
>>686416233
>Bran wargs into the Mad King causing his "burn them all" rant
>>686416375
Holy shit, that actually sounds legit.
bran wargs into jamie lanister and fucks cersi then pushes himself off the tower
>>686416233
Are you mental? Bran is the Lord of Light.....
Waifu claiming thread
Misunderstanding Edition.
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus - Declared by Tats c:
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum
> ̶P̶o̶s̶t̶ ̶f̶i̶t̶t̶i̶n̶g̶,̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶o̶v̶e̶r̶-̶s̶e̶x̶u̶a̶l̶i̶s̶e̶d̶ ̶c̶o̶n̶t̶e̶n̶t̶
>Give all your shares to Lastation
>Most important:L̶e̶w̶d̶s̶ Have fun!
>Gamindustri Best Cosplay Girl Claimed
>>686419828
>69th image being barely lewd
Akiko claimed
Wait out the image limit on the old one before posting new bread mang
>Fubuki claimed
>>686419977
No worries, I capped it off with weird temmie gifs.
>Shiro
youtuber who you thought were awesome until you grew older
>pic related
Pretty much all of them.
this.
All you tubers are cancer on this planet.
so what you're all 15 or what
Im just going to start posting this girl. If anyone wants more I'll keep posting. There are plenty of nudes
>>686418613
go ahead
proceed
No thanks stop
her name is margaret
Hey /b/ dick rate thread
if you like kik I'd Sarah_Mayxxx
>>686412114
8/10 would love to suck
Ah, hell, why not. Rate mine.
>>686413406
10/10 I'm on my knees in front of my screen
No ylyl? YLYL
Aids
Meme
Hey /b/, it's time for another one of these.
Post your gf's kik username or any other girl you know and want to test and I'll see how they react when I hit on them.
Will post results.
Did you try snowflake1499?
Sure, i've had some suspecsions about my gf recently. Her kik is JessicaMoek
Pic related
>>686416681
On it
Wanna see where this thread goes.
this triggers /b/
write the first three words in your mind after seeing this
0 shits given
please OP what is the name of the girl I am in love
I have a friend looking exactly like her
>>686411929
we need sauce
Why is he turning into a sjw? Why is he boring now?
>>686413086
>Why is he boring now?
now? he always sucked
hes getting sued by some other bullshit channel because he made fun of them...
>>686413186
His early videos were a bit funny
>>686413086
He is a jew :^)
DAILY REMINDER, HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG
A great man
>>686415550
a guy with that many girlfriends cant be mean!
>>686415652
He's such a qt too. And look at that baby in >>686415383
children know. she cant keep her little paw off him
he only wanted to end antisemitism
