Waifu claiming thread - C stands for Can't stop me making a thread edition
Rules
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>Only one Waifu/Husbando per anon
>Insult other waifus
>Cannot claim what is already taken (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualized content
>If someone is new, compliment them with sarcasm
>No Role Play (maybe some)
>Socialize
>Most important: Have fun
Chara claimed
Megumin claimed!
Claiming this boat.
>there are people on /b/ right now with disgusting, slimy skin flaps over their dicks
Horrifying.
>>678280768
>slimy
Whatever makes you feel better about being mutilated at birth.
go kill yourself you fucking jew
Yeah, hows having an abnormal penis good?
Ya body don't like it son.
-kekout
>>678281018
>normal=good
This meme again. Naturally, your teeth rot and fall out and you die young.
So I just came across my housemate's vibrator.. Pic very related.
What do?
>>678281920
Cum on it and put back
< 9 > https://docs.google.com/uc?authuser=0&id=0B9Wo6HTdxilZQW80aDJpSGN2RWs&export=download
>>678281920
Vibrate against your sweaty anus
>>678281920
Put in in your ass. Make sure you dont clean your asshole before you insert, that way the germs will stay on it and she'll get all kinds of infections when she puts it inside her
Beg/Trade/Rate/Hate
Steam thread
I really want Starbound.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/AmusinglyBoredStalker/
Party Hard please.
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198046986366/
http://store.steampowered.com/app/356570/
>>678263808
Any kind anon around? I would like to ask for DSIII dlc only if thats not too much
Thanks for reading and have a good night :)
http://steamcommunity.com/id/DeadHandMan/
>>678263808
Drawfag here, would work for 4 bucks on steam games
Http://imgur.com/a/kkKDb
[email protected]
Post girls you know and anon says how they'd fuck them. Reply for reply.
>>678279247
Take her and slowly unzip that dress kissing her. Now snap off her panties and bra and spank her tits a few times while i slide my dick in her mouth.
Push her down spread her legs wide and fuck her hard. Cumming inside her.
>>678279537
Strip her naked before getting behind her. I would fuck her in the ass while fingering her pussy. Using my other hand to pull her hair, grab her tits and choke her. Cum deep inside.
>>678279247
Rip a hole on her dress and ass fuck her at a party, leaving it on. When I am done make her walk around with a cum gaping hole in the back of her dress.
>>678279537
Deep brutal throat fuck followed by a tit fuck and shoot all over her perky little tits then make her clean it all up
>>678280727
Meet her at a party where I take her into the bathroom. Fuck her face while she drools and gags. Meanwhile her bare ass sticks out the bathroom door with any wanting party goer fucking her holes as they please.
What pornstar makes you blow the most loads?
Oh yes.
>>678280921
The definition of butterface. Have more Siri friend.
asdasdasdasdf
g/fur and such
no lol
qwertywerty
Rollercoaster
>>678283515
b,n,
Dick roll
hokage
>>678283515
rollin
>Fact: Women are oppressed by other genders
>Fact: Women will be equal to men when we oppress them as much as they oppress us
>Fact: You're uncomfortable with this because you've been deluded by The Patriarchy
B8
>Fact: Chimpanzees are born with all of the knowledge in the cosmos in encrypted form
>Fact: The newly dead will be reborn as chimpanzees
>Fact: We must continue to have faith in the old gods
>>678282419
This bait isn't even bait at this point. It's filled with AIDS and fail.
Trips shall be crowned the dankest meme of all time.
>>678279248
Rolling
Roll for me faggots
Roll
All right all you motherfuckers lets get some shit done. Search and post good targets
>>678269769
Bump and nice 69
>>678269969
Two 69s ina row. wtf
>when ur spreading mayo on bread with a disposable utensil and accidentally throw the bread w/ mayo away instead of the utensil
/puncayshun
>>678270641
Never happened. was all an illusion
s/fur
>>678281787
damn, just as I was about to go back to studying...
>>678282041
You should probably do that then.
Hey you. Yeah, you. I'm looking for someone. That's right, I'm looking for Spider-Man. I got a bone to pick with that asshole. He stole my loli. Nobody steals my loli.
>>678279272
Fuck you Spider-Man.
Buzz off webheads giving me head
Fap roulette x2! Share your own! Make your own!
Would you date an 11 year old if it was socially acceptable?
Yes I would. I would also date multiple girls
Do you have to "date" her to fuck her?
Lt Corbis?
Also, Fuck no.
>>678277613
if it were socially acceptable im sure it would be common
DEUTSCHLANDFADEN
Guten Morgen, Brudis.
Habt ihr schon mal eine Milf gefickt?
Wie alt war sie, wie alt wart ihr?
Mögt ihr Götterspeise?
Habt ihr euch schonmal ne Bratwurst in den Anus gesteckt?
>>678272665
Guten Morgen.
OP geht jetzt erstmal duschen.
Guten Morgen mein Achmed!
>Noch nicht, bin aber dran. Ich 21, sie 32
>Nä, wiederliches zeug.
>Noin, aber hätte Lust darauf mir eine Oral einzuführen und sie zu vernaschen :^)
Wie siehts bei euch mit den Weibern aus?
Ich hab heut ein Date, wird mal wieder zeit mal wieder ne Bratwurst ins Senfglas zu stecken. Ist schon 7 Monate her
>>678272665
>Habt ihr schon mal eine Milf gefickt?
Nein, bin asexuell.
>Wie alt war sie, wie alt wart ihr?
/
>Mögt ihr Götterspeise?
Geht so, nicht wirklich.
>Habt ihr euch schonmal ne Bratwurst in den Anus gesteckt?
Nein.
Waifu claiming thread - Chara in da house edition
Rules
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>Only one Waifu/Husbando per anon
>Insult other waifus
>Cannot claim what is already taken (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualized content
>If someone is new, compliment them with sarcasm
>No Role Play (maybe some)
>Socialize
>Most important: Have fun
Chara claimed
Shinoa claimed
waifu with a cocku
Draw thread
make requests
draw things
fuck around
>ITT:I make Canadian draw fags rage at me.
GET THE FUCK IN HERE.
also taking requests..
yo. still here.
requests?
>>678276274
>make requests
Spread pussey while fingering butthole.
>>678276538
subtle, anon.....
new fb fap thread. pick a slut
rape marry fuck?
would you fuck any of these girls?
high school sluts
No cringe thread?
Cringe thread.
Come on niggers
>>678277095
I think I would 'accidentally' trip over him just to fuck his shit up
Is this beta cringe, or alpha?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t1NTnWif0-g&ab_channel=SWAYxMUSIC
>>678277095
Thats worse than picking your nose in public.
